(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.
The game starts with the system of rising against the sky.
【bite!】
Li Congxin: Stop biting me. I don’t have any dreams. I don’t want to be the dragon-slaying boy. In this life, I just want to lie down.
system:……
[Don't you want to have invincible strength, supreme power, and endless money? This system can help you achieve it! ]
Li Congxin: No! I have an unrivaled background, my father is invincible, my eldest sister is extremely powerful, my second sister is extremely wealthy, and I have a bunch of incredibly impressive relatives...
system:……
…
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a Supreme Bone!]
Li Congxin: Everyone told me to stop biting. As long as I wanted, I have a total of 206 bones in my body, and each one can be a supreme bone.
system:……
Li Congxin: How about I embed the piece you gave me into my dog first?
system:……
Li Congxin: Okay, you can decompose it yourself!
system:……
[Unbinding…]
【Unbinding failed! 】
[Official announcement: This system will never admit defeat! ]
I often dream that I have traveled to the world of Naruto anime, where I can lie down leisurely and comfortably, without the worry of lack of money. I have the strength to face no oppression, and I don’t have to worry about whether the world will explode tomorrow. I just do what I want to do every day.
[Quick wear + You don't want me, I want literature + No fixed CP + Bad play + Crazy criticism + Black heroine] (The rating is just released so it's low, so don't worry, babies~)
The heroines in some forced novels hate the hero's morbid and crazy love, and are determined to stay away from the hero after rebirth.
Jiang Tingyu starved to death because she was too lazy to eat, and was bound by the system to bear the love of the male protagonist.
ps: The male protagonist and the original female protagonist had never been intimate in their previous life! Male virgin!
World ①: [A tyrant with a head disease is madly sucking his minister's wife.]
In her previous life, she sold herself into the palace as a maid and was trapped in the tyrant's bedroom and could not take a single step out.
She was extremely disgusted by this, and when she unexpectedly learned that the little brother she had promised her life to when she was young was the prime minister of the current dynasty, she wanted to escape even more.
The Prime Minister’s wife enjoyed happiness for her in her previous life, so she will be tortured by the tyrant in this life!
World 2: [The Insomniac CEO Clings to the Nanny]
In her previous life, she applied to be a maid and the president fell in love with her at first sight!
But she is very obsessed with looks, and the president's eyes are dark blue and red, and he looks like a ghost, which is not her type.
And he was a control freak who restricted her freedom, which she hated!
If she had the chance to do it again, she would never take away her roommate's job application opportunity and would definitely stay away from him!
World 3: [Dark Guard Spying on the Princess]
World 4: [Brutal snake beasts capture females]
World 5: [Anorexic Young Master Eats His Classmate Raw]
A nerdy otaku, who was using a mod to play NBA, traveled to the world of Slam Dunk and became the legendary genius Sendō Akira. The otaku's dream is to get something for nothing, but when he traveled back in time, Sendō was still a baby. Perhaps it was fate that brought him a bug from the game, and thus, Sendō once again rushed to the pinnacle of basketball.
Coach Takaoka roared again: "Sendoh! How long are you going to stay in a daze!"
Xiandao covered his head and sighed: "I'm just a homeboy."
Manga artists are like this. Eriri and Mashiro only need to draw, but he, who is in charge of the original work, has to consider much more. "Hey, can you draw comics with me for the rest of your life?" "No! You can only be the original work that belongs to me!" "Teacher, do you really not have the talent to be a manga artist?" "You are just relying on his talent. There are so many artists like you in this world." "Please teach me, teacher! I can do anything!"
Fake cheat code: The host can become stronger by working hard. Real cheat code: The host can become stronger by lying down. Tang Ping: I choose to lie down! (Originally titled "Swallowed Star: I Became Stronger Even While Lying Down", also known as "Swallowed Star: My Toolman System")
Kitahara Kaede, a super Kage, just wants to slack off. One day, a chat system for all worlds was activated. Kakashi, Might Guy, Senju Tobirama, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara, the Third Tsuchikage, Namikaze Minato, and Uzumaki Naruto all joined. This chat system can broadcast Kitahara Kaede's whereabouts for three hours every day. Then during the Chunin Exam, the extremely difficult written test shocked everyone. Senju Hashirama: Did you pick the wrong questions for the Chunin Exam? I don't know any of them. Senju Tobirama: Big brother, I asked you to read more books. You shouldn't be unable to answer these questions... *, who can answer these questions! Uchiha Madara: Humph, Konoha is useless without me! Might Guy: Neji, don't make an enemy of Kitahara Kaede. Minato: Come on, Mingbao, Daddy loves you. Naruto: So, I can't understand any of the questions. So everyone took a peek at Kitahara Kaede's...
Salted fish can live forever even if they lie flat! No matter what you do, there is a chance to trigger a hundredfold critical hit and gain a hundredfold gain. . . . . . Qi Chuan, who traveled through the world of immortals, awakened the golden finger called Baibei Critical Strike. When practicing, the original ordinary spiritual roots are a hundred times faster than the top-grade spiritual roots, and it is as powerful as breaking through the realm. Learn magic, hit 100 times harder, be direct and perfect, and have infinite power. Try alchemy and hit it a hundred times harder. He immediately became a second-level alchemy master and casually refined the best foundation-building alchemy. Refining utensils, making talismans, and swordsmanship. . . . . Even if you go to farm, you can become a top spiritual planting master and easily grow pieces of the best spiritual fruits. Double your efforts and a hundred times your income
[System + Cool Story + Dark and Dark + Villain + Bad Boy + Empress + Invincible + Funny]
The original title of this book is: "The Villain's Thoughts Were Overheard, and the Heroine Collapsed", "Villain: As Soon As I Crossed Over, You Made Me Die"
Su Yu traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became a rich, handsome and holy son in a book.
It was supposed to be a perfect start, but he was designed to be the heroine's loyal bootlicker, and the "big villain" who died the most miserable death.
Su Yu simply quit the job.
[Ding, the villain system has been successfully upgraded to the bad villain system! ]
[As long as the host plays badly, they can gain attribute points, and as long as they play the villain, they can get rewards. ]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the ultimate cultivation technique: Xuantian Chaos Dao Sutra]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal Level Talent: The Power of Revealing the Heart's Voice.]
......
Ever since Su Yu insisted on playing badly and used his ability to reveal his thoughts, he found that the plot began to get out of control.
The attitudes of the heroines in the story towards him changed drastically.
The beautiful goddess of the Moon Palace said: "This Yin-Yang Divine Fruit was obtained by Yue Chan in the secret realm. I am willing to share it with the Holy Son!"
The enchanting and charming Nine-tailed Fox said: "Brother Yu, it's been five years, and we finally meet again. Jiuer really missed you."
The arrogant and cold junior sister said: "Brother, Yuyan was ignorant before. I can't repay your life-saving grace. I am willing to repay you with my body!"
......
What's more, the system unexpectedly gave him a great assist and rewarded him with a fairy-level skill to test him.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Peng Zu Immortal Scripture."]
"System, are you forcing this Saint Son to wake up and take power, and then get drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman? Tell me earlier!"