A lunatic's tower climbing journey.

This is the iron rule of the Three Towers game in the eyes of others:

1: It is forbidden to create killing in the Desire Tower. The Desire Tower is a tower full of love. Please climb the Desire Tower with love. 2:

Killing is the only pass to the Slaughter Tower. All the creatures in the Slaughter Tower are enemies of humans. Please do not try to communicate with monsters.

3: Stay away from the Weird Tower and happiness will come to all families.

This is the iron rule of the Three Towers game in the eyes of Wen Xishu:

1: The Desire Tower is full of fat sheep who will not kill.

2: The monsters in the Slaughter Tower are powerful and reliable, it is really a godfather concentration camp.

3: I love the Weird Tower.

Reborn in the world of Shin-chan, without golden fingers, without strange abilities, only memories of this world and memories of the previous life, living a plain and fulfilling life in this world, occasionally accompanied by some weird things, living a warm life in this world. In fact, everyone can be their own protagonist. ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑

"Mission: Reality Hentai Book"

"Mission Reward: Samsara Sharingan"

Tsunade looked at the task issued by the system silently with a gloomy expression.

"Shizune, ask Naruto to come to the Hokage Building."

"Okay, Tsunade-sama."

"Wait, forget it..."

[Little Carp + Thunder Fruit → Evolution, Ten Thousand Tribulations Thunder Dragon King]: Forbidden Dragon Emperor!

[Domestic Chicken + Burning Fruit → Evolution, Hell Phoenix]: Dominant Phoenix Emperor!

[Weakest Skeleton + Shadow Fruit → Evolution, Undead Skeleton Emperor]: All dead skeletons are his soldiers, the dead master of the natural disaster-level restricted area!

[Ice and Snow Demon Fox + Sweet Fruit → Evolution, Nine-tailed Qingqiu Empress? ]: She has transformed, always sticking to me and wanting to have a fox with me, what should I do?

.....

The Abyss invades, the whole people awaken, the secret realm, the false sky, the dead land is all over the blue star, the beasts are rampant, the unknown is spying, and the human race is in danger!

You say the superpowers are strong?

But my beast tamer can do everything you can~~

What? You say the beast tamer is weak?

Ye Chen: "Just feed them devil fruits, every monster in my hands is a natural disaster level, one beast destroys a world!"

What? You say these devil fruits are not strong?

Ye Chen: "When I take out the Chaos Fruit, the Golden Crow Fruit, and the Yin-Yang Fruit? I wonder if the Human Fruit can transform the system..."

When the gods invaded the Blue Star and everyone was in despair, a majestic figure stood tall above the ages!

Behind him was chaos and hazy, and thousands of beasts roared. One beast could destroy a world!

At this moment, the gods ran away, the sky retreated, and the enemy was scared to death!

"Chaos Dragon, Nine Sky Phoenix, Time Ancient Whale, Black Hole Worm Emperor, which one is not taboo level, you call this a beastmaster?"

The protagonist Lin Qing traveled through time and space and was reborn in a parallel world. He received a gift from his mother planet and had a good luck .

Everything he did went smoothly. He had achieved financial freedom right after graduating from college and became a winner in life. He could already lie down.

But life without a goal was too boring, and he soon got bored.

[Ding! Congratulations on joining the Wanjie chat group. ]

Lin Qing: "Wow? That's great! Sure enough, my good luck is not limited to this world!!"

[Ding! Unfortunately, you have been kicked out of the chat group by the group owner. ]

Lin Qing: "???..."

[The group owner of the time traveler, who pretended to be a ghost, found out your background introduction when he joined the group and wanted to kick you out of the group. The hatred of blocking the way was irreconcilable. The group owner suffered a backlash from your luck and died suddenly. In order to please you, the chat group directly recognized you as the leader. ]

[Ding! The group owner, the omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian, kicked the person with a good luck and suffered a terrible backlash from his luck and died. ]

[Ding! Congratulations to the new group member "Qiyun Nitian" for joining the group chat. 】

【Ding! Congratulations to group member "Qiyun Nitian", you have become the new group owner. 】

【Other group members】: "?"

A cook traveled through a fantasy world and awakened the most powerful cooking system.

If the dishes you make receive praise from others, you can improve your talent, aptitude, and understanding.

Wow, it took off right on the spot.

Moreover, the dishes made have special effects, which can strengthen the body, warm the body, and remove hidden injuries.............

The entire sect was in an uproar.

From the ancestors, the supreme elders, the sect master to the menial disciples, all went crazy for this bite of food.

Sect Leader, "I am the Sect Leader, I should be the one to eat the first bite."

The old man said, "Get lost. I don't have many years left to live. Is it wrong to want to eat something?"

Disciples: "It's time for lunch, let's go, brothers."

In troubled times, martial arts flourished. Yang Shifei went to marry into the family with the marriage certificate in hand.

My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, and her house is full of gold and jade. She is also gentle as water and considerate in everything she does.

The maid is as beautiful as peach and plum, but as cold as ice. She also has extraordinary skills and can fight and resist.

But this happy family that should be praised by everyone in the world always has some rumors.

"——Whoever said my wife is a demon, stand up!"

Yang Shifei pointed his sword in all directions, his face full of resentment.

And below the stage, the heroes could only tremble in fear, unable to cry.

Your wife’s claws are already over their heads, so who dares to speak?

[Deliberate punch + subjugation + astonishment = brain storage]

As we all know, the highest-end games often use the simplest methods.

Living in a fantasy world where cultivators are everywhere and all kinds of races are as numerous as dogs, Lu An, as an ultimate creature with a hexagonal panel, is only good at one thing - using his amazing wisdom to convince others with "reason".

Master Li Qing, a well-known life mentor, once said that if violence is not for the purpose of killing, it will be meaningless.

Striking hard at all those who oppose him, and if he can't solve the problem, then solve the people who create the problem.

In this regard, the others just wanted to curse: "What a scourge! I told you to wield a sword and cultivate immortality, not to be a blood-locking man!"

[Campus, daily life, hilarious, spiritual revival, inhuman, sand sculpture, seizing bamboo shoots]

After opening his eyes, Qin Ke came to a parallel world where spiritual energy was revived!

At the beginning, he encounters a bully who comes to cause trouble and asks him if he knows how to write the word death!

Don't panic, open the dictionary and tell him that this is how the word death should be written!

"Repeat after me. Si, the word for death! The antonym is sheng, the word for living!"

The system wants him to be a non-human, so let him just go for it!

Passerby A: "Police officer? I want to call the police. I'm a fortune teller. Yesterday, a man came and asked me to tell whether I would be beaten today! Now he comes again and asks me the same question. Please come and save me!"

Passerby B: "Is there any justice in the world? I made a bet with him that the loser would slap the other person twice, but he won and gave me two slaps! I said he was cheating, but he said there was no rule against cheating, and gave me another slap! Woo woo woo!"

This book is also known as: "This disaster is coming again, everyone run!" "Please be a human being!" "I am a brick, it is reasonable for me to cause a billion points of damage, right?" "This person is very good, but it's a pity that he has a mouth!"

……

Look, if you don't laugh you can hit me!!

Ye Xuan time-traveled into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a Heavenly Soldier stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate. According to his memories, he was likely one of the hundred thousand cannon fodder soldiers sent to besiege Sun Wukong.

Just as he was falling into despair about his grim future, a sudden voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Strongest Roast System. As long as you keep roasting, you will receive generous rewards.]

And so, the entire tone of the Journey to the West began to shift in a bizarre way.

Tathagata Buddha: "Amit—wait, DJ Amitabha?! Why is this Haotian not playing by the rules?!"

Reception and Zhunti (Buddhist sages): "Stop fighting! Please, just stop!"

Jade Emperor: "Beloved Ye, come quickly, I wish to sleep beside you."

Ye Xuan: "The entire Buddhist sect is about to collapse, and this is what you're telling me?!"