[Short video + movie viewing + no main character + making up for regrets]

Short video system arrives in Teyvat

The video opens with the PV of "The Sinner's Dance Steps": I pronounce, Water God, death sentence.

Fufu: Huh?

Navelette: Ms. Furina, I need an explanation.

"Water Dragon, Water Dragon, Don't Cry": May the sunny weather bring you a good mood.

Happy Birthday PV: The float bounces and jolts, Nasita opens her eyes.

She said she had a dream that Nasita's birthday was today.

Yingmei: Great Sage, wait for me, I'm coming to Sumeru to catch you right away!

Lisa: You lunatics from the Church of Christ, you really need to be electrocuted!

With the playback of short videos

Various knives, various fan-made creations, various dark histories

The Teyvats are numb.

[Apocalyptic Survival] + [Rebirth] + [System] + [Supernatural Abilities] + [Lighthearted and Humorous] + [Decisive and Ruthless]

Wang Mingyang, who possesses five "F" level superpowers, is reborn after death and returns to the day before the apocalypse.

After his rebirth, he unexpectedly acquired a cheat system—the All-Heavens Reading System.

By reading books, one can extract various supernatural abilities.

Furthermore, one can spend reading points to fuse these superpowers.

Master of metals, ruler of space, ruler of time, the sparks of all things, master of primordial magnetism...

Countless powerful superpowers followed one after another.

This time, he is no longer the Samsung-5 waste he once was.

...

When his strength reached a certain level, Wang Mingyang suddenly realized that there were many secrets hidden behind this apocalypse.

The six great eras of Earth, the ancestors of the Chinese people, the ancient angel legion, the lord of light and darkness, the lord of all gods...

One by one, powerful beings lost to history gradually unfolded before his eyes.

...

When the bright moon shattered, the ancient angel legion descended.

May every Chinese person be like a dragon!

A thunderous dragon roar resounded through the sky, and Wang Mingyang transformed into the progenitor of dragons, soaring through the air.

They fearlessly charged into the starry sky!

[A thrilling read, an incredibly thrilling read, an extremely thrilling read]

[No romantic pairing + strong female lead + crazy + hilarious + bizarre thought process + crazy face-slapping]

Although the female lead has a husband, there is really no romantic pairing between them!!!

Crazy? Good thing they're crazy! They can go crazy now!

Stay away from that crazy woman, you can't afford to mess with her!

A crazy woman, her silly dog, and her silly husband.

One madman, two idiots

...

Assassin Xiang Xi traveled back to ancient times and gained the ability to foresee the future.

However, although the original owner of this body was as beautiful as a flower, she was a crazy woman and had a foolish husband.

Being bullied by her in-laws

Bullied by the villagers

Being bullied by thugs and hooligans

Being bullied by everyone!

Since nobody treats her like a human being, then don't blame her for treating everyone like dogs!

My name is Xiang Xi, and I'm a lunatic!

This lady is about to go completely insane!

She's accompanied by her silly husband and a husky who's traveled through time with her.

One madman and two fools, they beat up the in-laws until they were in chaos, and made the shrew cry for her parents. Any thug who dares to covet my beauty will have his manhood chopped off!

Landlords, wealthy men, county magistrates, tycoons... anyone who gets in his way will be killed, even the Buddha himself!

By starting a small business, Xiangxi became the richest man in Nanzhu Village, and subsequently became one of the wealthiest men in the world.

Is my husband a fool?

It's okay, go study.

This young lady will help you pass the imperial examinations, become a scholar, a provincial graduate, a top scholar, a county magistrate, a prefect, a minister, and a prime minister!

When the world is well-governed, the seas are calm and the rivers are peaceful.

Galloping across the frontier, the nation is prosperous and the people are at peace!

Even the young emperor would laugh heartily upon seeing this.

What's wrong with you now that you're crazy?

A madman can use his pen to bring peace to the world!

So what if I'm silly?

Even a fool can ride a horse and decide the fate of the world!

One madman and two fools, companions in this mortal world, living a life of madness and foolishness.

Galloping on horseback, sharing the journey through time...

Before his rebirth, Chen Fan was a disillusioned young man delivering food on the streets of Beijing, watching helplessly as his childhood sweetheart, Dilraba, became an unattainable top star. A car accident sends him back to 2009, where he gains superhuman memory and access to future information. He quietly accumulates Bitcoin, registers patents, and invests in tech giants, determined to become a millionaire without lifting a finger.

However, a single order from his mother forced him into the entertainment industry, making him Dilraba's "supervisory" assistant. Thus, the most bizarre pairing in history was born: the star toils on set, while the assistant eats chilled watermelon in a campervan; the star stays in a standard hotel room, while the assistant stays in a presidential suite; the star diets to lose weight, while the assistant drinks fried chicken and cola…

Dilraba angrily threw down the script: "Who is the star here? I want to change my assistant!" Both sets of parents joined forces to suppress her: "No, you don't want to."

Until one day, the life-size mecha model and patent documents in Chen Fan's garage were accidentally exposed, and global tech giants flocked to him—only then did the entertainment industry realize in horror that this assistant who always claimed to be lying down was actually the real big boss!

My name is Liu Bai.

He transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty and unexpectedly became the prince consort of Princess Ying Yinman, a marriage intended to bring her good fortune; moreover... he was even the one destined to be buried with her?!

Everyone was pitying me, but I was ecstatic!

Because I'm bound to the Strongest Prince Consort System, as long as I, as the prince consort, make the Qin Dynasty's fortunes rise, I can continuously receive rewards!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for inventing the three-piece warhorse set! The nation's fortune has bestowed upon you the technology of papermaking!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for killing Zhao Gao, the bastard of a fallen kingdom! The nation's fortune has bestowed upon you potato seeds!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for throwing Xu Fu into the furnace to refine him. The nation's fortune has bestowed upon you the "Eternal Youth Technique"]

...

My name is Ying Yinman.

I fell into a coma due to an accident; I was murdered by my eighteenth brother, Hu Hai, and left in a vegetative state.

She had planned to end her life, but inexplicably gained a husband.

He doted on me immensely. When Zhao Gao stepped in with his right foot first, which was disrespectful to me, my husband killed him on the spot. He also continuously presented treasures to my father, giving me the will to live. However... shamefully, he always wanted to be intimate with me.

Okay, I admit it, I like it!

Husband, let's stick together!

After dying in the apocalypse, Su Luoluo transmigrated into a beast world. She was the villainous contrast to the original female protagonist; the real heiress was dark-skinned, fat, and ugly, while the fake heiress was beautiful and kind. Driven by a desire for revenge, she snatched away the five beastmen husbands betrothed to the "fake heiress." But forced relationships don't work; the beastmen husbands looked down on her. Su Luoluo: Fine, they don't like me. I'll be beautiful on my own! System: Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully bound yourself to the Love Brain Strategy System. As long as you successfully seduce the five beastmen husbands into love-struck individuals, you will receive generous rewards. Su Luoluo: To turn people into love-struck individuals, I need to become beautiful first! System, please make me beautiful. System: Sorry, this isn't possible.

Su Chen, an international student in the US, faced immense hardship due to his family's financial decline. On a friend's recommendation, he participated in a luggage auction. To his astonishment, he discovered he could see clues: [Red suitcase: This suitcase contains shirts, worth ten US dollars] [Black suitcase: This suitcase contains a Cartier necklace, worth fifty thousand US dollars]... Using these clues, Su Chen earned his first fortune and then set his sights on the hottest warehouse treasure hunt in the US. After participating in the warehouse treasure hunt, he was astonished to discover that an abandoned warehouse held...

[Single female lead, school beauty, urban setting, campus life, online romance, slice-of-life, sweet romance, small ensemble cast]

Before going to university, Lin Guanqi never imagined that he would run into a nemesis on his first day of university!

Lin Guanqi never expected that this nemesis would be Jiang Mianqin, the aloof campus belle of Sunan University!

What Lin Guanqi never expected was that this aloof school beauty was actually his online girlfriend of almost four years!

Most importantly, Lin Guanqi discovered that this aloof and cold school beauty, who was rumored to be indifferent to men, seemed to have two faces.

At school, she was the perfect school beauty in the eyes of all the younger students; online, she would cling to him every day and call him "baby"!

Of course, none of the above is the main point!

The important thing is that Lin Guanqi is going to meet this aloof school beauty in person tomorrow!

He and the school beauty are sworn enemies, and he also knows that the school beauty has two faces in private. If they meet in real life, she will probably chase after him and attack him.

What to do? Lin Guanqi is starting to panic...

[This novel will be available for purchase on April 14th (this Sunday), with a 10,000-word update!] [Recommended completed novel in my column] [My new novel, "Meeting My Childhood Friend at the Winery," is now available; please check it out!] The following is the synopsis: After several cycles of time travel, Matsuda discovers that, for some reason, his former colleagues always seem to call him before they die. Matsuda remembers that in his first cycle, his childhood friend died in an explosion while calling him. He himself died in an explosion four years later. When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself back to the moment before his childhood friend's accident, kicking away his friend's lunchbox with a flying kick. Four years later, his lunchbox doesn't arrive as promised, but another dear colleague calls him: "Matsuta, I have something I need to give to Zero, but my current situation is rather complicated, and I don't dare contact Zero directly. I don't have anyone else I can trust. Could you please pass it on to Zero in a few days?" Matsuda: "?" And so he hears the entire story of his good colleague's death. In the blink of an eye, it was a new loop. Morofushi called him. Matsuda: "Don't speak yet, let me speak." Morofushi: "?" Matsuda: "Hiro-danna, you've been exposed. Do you need me to save you?" Morofushi: "???" How did you know that?? In another loop, Date called, and he indeed heard about a car accident. Opening his eyes again, it was another new loop. "Class Boss," Matsuda said with practiced ease, "Wait for me to come save you." Date: "...?" What happened to him? How come he didn't know? Matsuda: "Don't worry, I'm good at saving people."... After receiving numerous deathbed calls, Matsuda thought he would develop PTSD. However, in reality, Matsuda went from initial shock to gradual numbness. After all, watching those people live and die before his eyes, even coming back to life after death, he didn't find it so terrifying anymore. After all, receiving a death call meant he could restart and save people—why not? Of the five of them, excluding himself, three had called him before they died. Matsuda was just one police academy top student away from getting a death sentence, and he figured that if nothing unexpected happened, that guy would make him a last-minute call. So, one day, after receiving a call from that blond jerk, Matsuda's first words were: "Are you going to die? If you're not dead yet, then I'm hanging up." Furuya: "???" This guy is hoping for his death, isn't he?? Warning: The plot mainly focuses on Matsuda and the other members of the police academy group. Everyone else is equal and doesn't have much screen time; it's not that any particular group is being neglected. Qi Zai is just a background character; only Qi Shen appears. This story is a [loop] [reincarnation] [multiple cycles] type of story, and there will be multiple instances where people can't be saved. The characters' intelligence is limited by the author's intelligence, so please don't criticize the characters. I will revise the story irregularly. If there are any bugs or retconnings, please point them out, and I will make corrections (I won't care if it's intentional). —The following is the synopsis of the new story— Hagiwara died, and Hagiwara was resurrected. But when Hagiwara woke up, he found himself on November 8th—the day after his childhood friend died. The news replays on TV and the piles of unread text messages on his phone nearly overwhelmed him. Even worse, several of his other close friends subsequently died. Hagiwara gritted his teeth and signed another contract with System 996, who had resurrected him, sending him back to the past. Unfortunately, the earliest possible return time was November 8th, the day he woke up; he couldn't save his childhood friend. But to save his remaining friends, Hagiwara made a decision—in this life, he would go undercover at the distillery. = Matsuda died, and then Matsuda was resurrected. He not only lost all his memories but also became a high school student! System 007, who was joking with him, declared righteously: Only a high school student can save the world! So, go save the world, my host! 007 also identified the source of everything as an extra bottle of whiskey in the distillery and hoped Matsuda would approach him to uncover the truth. With 007's assistance, Matsuda successfully infiltrated the distillery and met the extra bottle of whiskey. —But why does this bottle of whiskey give him a strange sense of familiarity? And 007 tells him that this bottle of whiskey represents his childhood friend who should have died. = After encountering his childhood friend at the distillery, Hagiwara and Matsuda are very puzzled as to why the other is alive and present at the distillery, and they consult with their system. 996: It must be an evil organization that took Matsuda away on the Ferris wheel, creating the illusion of his death and erasing his memory, causing you, host, to be widowed for three years! 007: It must be an evil organization that took Hagiwara away before the explosion, creating the illusion of his death and erasing his memory, causing you, host, to be a widow for four years! Hagiwara and Matsuda think this makes a lot of sense, so they secretly vow: I will definitely take my childhood friend away from this damned organization! Theme: There will be times when you ride the waves, and you must save your true friend yourself.

The story features a single female lead, Lin Xiu, who was studying at home when she suddenly found herself transported to another world.

He first observed the surrounding environment...

Lin Xiu: "Great! It's a dungeon! We're saved!"

However, Lin Xiu did not experience severe torture or the torment that comes with being a slave, because on his very first day as a slave, he was bought by Victoria's seventh princess.

Lin Xiu: "That's great! It's Her Highness the Princess! We're really saved this time."

Victoria Calvia, the seventh princess of Victoria, came here to select slaves only at the request of her father, the king.

Because just recently, she was assassinated.

Even a fool could tell that this assassination attempt was orchestrated by her royal brothers, their aim being nothing more than to frame others.

Since it was a frame-up, they couldn't really do anything to the princess, so she wasn't injured.

The assassins sent out were all insignificant people. In this world of swords and magic, those small fry couldn't harm her, a fourth-tier mage.

The purchase of slaves was merely a formality, as the princess had been assassinated, and the king, to make a show of it, decided to send her to buy more slaves to serve as guards.

But these slaves didn't even know magic, so in terms of combat power, they were all about the same to her. Since it was just for show anyway, she picked the prettiest one among them and took him away.

Then Lin Xiu was picked up (bought) and taken back.