A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality.
In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince!
“Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.”
“Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!”
In the year 2166 of the new lunar calendar, the seventeenth district where I am located was rated as the worst district in the federation.
High unemployment.
Gradually soaring missing persons.
There are endless bounty offerings.
People say that law enforcement is the most dangerous profession on the planet.
And I, unfortunately, became a law enforcer.
Tens of thousands of demons in this world roam; half call the city of Zhaoye home. As for the other half, they’ve all died in the Canglang Northern Territory controlled by the Tianxiu Immortal Xiao Fuxuan.
Only one demon has been imprisoned for twenty-five years and still lives—the lord of Zhaoye City, Wu Xingxue.
1-Traveled into the world of movies.
I want to be a good person, but I have the wrong villain.
2-Crossing to get a 'killer's cultivation system'. Li Er couldn't help comparing two middle fingers to the sky.
Traveling through the Naruto world and becoming a member of the Uchiha clan, the third ninja war is about to start in a year or two, so panic.
At a critical moment, the golden finger goes online, and a character is drawn to obtain a random ability of the character, then am I not…
“Champion Mayweather’s shoulder-lifting defense, the flying cross-body for cooking a fish feast, Master Ma’s lightning five whips, Jack Ma’s skill guarding the road…
What kind of spicy chicken skills are these? “
There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”
Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.
The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”
Wen Shi: “Me.”
Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.
Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people.
One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room.
Wen Jianyan: “…..”
A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people.
He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts.
Sooner or later this guy will overturn!
There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day.
But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange?
【Senior achor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】
【Reward: Unknown】
【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】
【Reward: Unknown】
Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch!
The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations:
“How is it? Selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.”
Wen Jianyan: “…..”
I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself.
— Don’t come here!
“As a car mechanic, I drive very well, is there any problem? Don’t you?”-“Fast and Furious”
“As an IRS employee, I check your CIA’s tax evasion and tax evasion problem, and then catch two rapes by the way. Isn’t this my job? Brother Tom?”-“Mission Impossible”
“As a courier, it’s normal for me to run faster, right? Flash?”-“The Flash”
“As a gym coach, I have more strength. Is there something wrong with it? Clark?”-“Superman”
“As a staff maker, I know some little magic. Isn’t it a professional need? Dumbledore?”-“Harry Potter”
“As a driver, isn’t it right that I can drive Mark’s armor? Tony?”-“Iron Man”
The end of all worlds approaches.
The Demon King Order harvests lives from all manners of living beings.
Within this darkness full of despair,
A single person escaped from space-time, returned to before the world collapsed, determined to change the fate of the past.
But as time pass, he gradually finds out that the Apocalypse isn’t quite as simple as he thinks…
When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.