[Invincible] + [Funny] + [Dihua] + [Empress]
Ye Kong traveled through another world, and he could break through a realm every day he fished. In the past ten years, he has broken through to more than 3,000 levels of Qi training. He thought his life would be dull, roasting white tigers and catching phoenixes, but one day, the empress was reborn and came to worship him as her master.
Ye Kong: Hey, disciple, could you please stop making me worry?
Empress: Impossible, impossible, my master is just practicing Qi, he is just pretending, there is no way he can be a peerless master!
In his previous life, Jiang Yuan, the king of the lottery, had everything except health and life.
After rebirth, he found himself participating in a reality show "What kind of life will you choose after a million dollars falls from the sky".
When the contestants of the same show all flew to big cities and started their entrepreneurial journey.
Only Jiang Yuan chose a nursing home in a small coastal town.
Jiang Yuan: "Front desk, let's get a five-year package first."
Front desk: "Okay, may I ask which elder of yours is it for?"
Jiang Yuan: "Not for the elder, but for myself, and I will pay the fee as if I can't take care of myself."
Front desk: "???"
Looking at Jiang Yuan lying in the nursing home with clothes and food provided for him, someone pushing the bed out to bask in the sun, playing cards with old men, and old ladies introducing him to a partner, the program team and the audience couldn't hold it anymore.
A million dollars fell from the sky, and you didn't work hard, but went to lie down in a nursing home?
Jiang Yuan: "Why do they go to big cities to fight for it?"
Program team: "Enjoy life!"
Jiang Yuan: "Am I not already enjoying life?"
Program team: "..."
[Female Emperor + Single Female Lead + Invincible Text + Single Female Lead + Polysaccharide without Knife + Low System Presence! ]
Chu Ning accidentally traveled through the Dagan Dynasty and fell into the forbidden area, where he happened to meet the empress of the dynasty with a heavenly body who was in seclusion here to break through!
After the unexpected lingering, the empress of the dynasty who regained consciousness was furious, but she still refrained from killing Chu Ning and threw him out of the palace.
But three months later, Chu Ning was brought into the palace to meet the empress, only to find out that the empress was already three months pregnant with his child!
Chu Ning was confused. What should he do since he had no experience in taking care of a child for the first time?
[Biological child detected, the strongest nanny system has been bound! ]
[It has been detected that this world is filled with countless crises. A novice gift pack is now distributed to reward the host with the cultivation of an Immortal Emperor! ]
Ye Qinglian's original intention was not to have a child born without a father, so she planned to keep Chu Ning in the palace.
But later I found out that this cheap husband was not simple...
"The imperial-grade elixir is used as a pregnancy-preserving medicine, and the seventh grade is enough. It is better to give the imperial-grade elixir to me for cultivation!"
"What are you talking about, my lady? I have prepared something better for you..."
"You're wasting your dragon liver and phoenix marrow to nourish your fetus. I haven't seen a single real dragon in my entire dynasty!"
"It's all for the baby. At worst, you can refine the wife that the baby can't refine..."
Ye Qinglian became more and more excited.
"How can I bear the pain of your behavior? Tomorrow you will be crowned as the Emperor and move into my bedroom!"
Chu Ning quickly refused.
"My dear, the baby is not born yet, so it's not appropriate to do those things. Let's wait until the baby is born..."
"What about me? You're just going to leave me alone in my empty room, right?!"
My name is Lu Yu. I was a workplace champion in my previous life. I got the "Easy Winning System" at the beginning.
As long as I eat, drink and have fun with my employees, I can exchange wealth. The more I lie, the more money I make.
In this life, I want to enjoy life and be leisurely to the end!
I am Liu Mengyuan, a useless girl in my previous life. I got the "Dream Guarantee System" at the beginning.
As long as my employees and I work hard, we will definitely improve our skills. God rewards hard work.
In this life, I want to burn my youth and roll to the end!
But now, we are actually starting a business in the same game company. What should I do? I am waiting online...
...
As the two of them took turns to increase the intensity of their employees, the game became more and more wrong:
It was said to be a cat girl adventure game, how come lsp is the key to breaking the game?
It was said to be an island farming game, but I actually drove a whale to fight Captain Jack?
It was said to be a city job simulation, why can my mouth cannon cause physical damage to my boss?
We said it was a sword and magic game, but why did the village chief of the novice village hide a slime girl and a spider girl in his home?
We said it was a VR love simulation, but why did Cyber Girlfriend chase me from the start?
We said it was a card battle, but the rules required me to flirt with the black silk female card player on the other side!
…
Years later, the reporter visited the headquarters of Taoyuanxiang Group, which has a market value of one trillion yuan.
Facing the reporter, Chairman Lu Yu, who had just finished a lazy nap, looked confused:
"I really just wanted to spend my days leisurely, but how could I accidentally change the world."
CEO Liu Mengyuan was holding a cat and chewing snacks, also looking confused:
"If I say I am most proficient in eating and petting cats, would you believe it?"
Roger woke up and traveled through time to become the younger brother of the right prime minister under the final villain "Eternal Night Queen" in the Western fantasy RPG masterpiece "Eternal Night".
He has a built-in lying system. As long as he keeps eating and waiting for death and being a useless brother, he can get countless rewards.
Unexpectedly, the Queen of Eternal Night has no martial ethics and relies on her super talent to eavesdrop on his heart.
"The Qingteng Empire will last for thousands of years, and Her Majesty the Queen will naturally be the eternal master of the continent!"
[Don't dream, you are feared by the gods and jointly targeted, and you will be gone in ten years! ]
"I am a mediocre person, and I have no idea how to make the 17 countries return to their hearts!"
[Blood Mom's cultural level is not good, she doesn't even know "the same track for cars, the same writing for books, and the same ethics for people"? 】
"Lady Margaret, the Left Prime Minister, is a great man of the time, I dare not make any rash comments."
【She is just an undercover agent, and they are really afraid that they will not die soon enough if they use her...】
Three days later, Margaret, the Left Prime Minister, was deposed, and the Queen of Eternal Night issued an edict:
"Roger has made contributions to the protection of the country, and he is appointed as the Left Prime Minister!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty..."
【Blood Mom, please don't mess with me, I just want to lie down! 】
Seeing Roger reluctantly but having to agree, the Queen of Eternal Night showed a satisfied smile.
Saying one thing and thinking another... is the most interesting!
(Invincible + Accepting Disciples + Easily + Nurturing Mainly)
The grand mist is shattered, chaos arises, and chaos spreads across the heavens again!
Heaven and earth are a sea of suffering, and the process of cultivation for all monks is nothing more than sailing across the sea of suffering, striving to reach the other shore and transcend the constraints of heaven and earth.
Honghong: "Master, what state are you in?"
Gu Changsheng: "Being a teacher has no realm."
Li Beifei: "Gu Changsheng, just wait. When I master the art of swordsmanship, I will let you kneel and sing Conquer."
Gu Changsheng: "You traitor, I will die as my master!"
Gu Changsheng traveled through the fantasy world and awakened to the on-hook hosting system.
After hanging up and being held in custody for ten thousand years, you can conquer all the ways with your own way, defy heaven and become an emperor, defeat the great emperor of the world, and become the Holy Emperor of the human race.
…
After being idle for 400,000 years, you killed the eight supreme ancient emperors with one palm and put down the dark turmoil.
…
After hanging up and hosting for half a million years, you created the first family in ancient times.
…
After hanging up and hosting for a million years, you have exceeded the system's understanding.
“Since no one has reached the other side, then it’s up to me to define the other side!”
【Full text completed】
The Heaven Realm, the head of the Heavens, commands all the worlds, and the Heavenly Emperor is the commander among the commanders, the boss among the bosses
It is a pity that the previous Heavenly Emperor died early, sacrificing himself to the Heavenly Dao
As the only son of the Heavenly Emperor, Ji Cheng is naturally placed with high hopes
In terms of appearance and temperament? Go for it, Prince!
Comparing magic skills? Go for it, Prince!
Talking about wisdom and strategy? Go for it, Prince!
Ji Cheng: Although it is very tiring, I can't help but sit firmly in the first seat of the Ten Thousand Worlds
Later, the fortunes of the Heavens reversed, and brave men were urgently needed to step forward
So the ministers cast their eyes on him
Ji Cheng: Damn! Don't look at me! Let go! Let go! Let go!
The ministers immediately let go as they were told: Go for it, Prince!
Then Ji Cheng fell into the lower realm
The kind that can't go home unless he turns back the fortunes of the Heavens:)
#Pretend to be awesome until you have nothing#
#Let go! This prince is done! ! ! #
Bind to the invincible system at the beginning?
Chen Mu asked: What functions do you have?
System: [Complete the tasks of this system, you can get a lot of rewards, skills, money, artifacts... everything, make the host invincible! ]
Skills? My uncle is the creator of the first skills, and with a few strokes, he can create the world's top skills!
Money? My sister's business is all over the world of Da Cang, and she is rich enough to rival a country!
Artifacts? My cousin is a well-known master of refining at the age of fourteen!
...
Briefly introducing his background to the system, Chen Mu waved his hand, "My family is so invincible, what do you think I need you for? Unbind yourself, I was tired of rolling in my last life, and I don't want to roll again in this new life."
I thought the system would give up, but who would have thought that it would become inferior and black because of this, and start to upgrade automatically!
[System upgrade successful! Add sign-in and punch-in module! ]
[System upgrade successful! Add unlimited money module! ]
[System upgrade successful! Added auto-upgrade module! 】
[System upgrade successful! Added lottery module! 】
……
Jiang Zhao was once a roll king, rolling day and night until the entire Xiuxian world was numbed, just to create a comfortable and comfortable environment for retirement.
But when he came out of seclusion, he found that the Xiuxian world was about to collapse.
What's the point of rolling!
Something called a system appeared, saying that if you complete the task and accumulate enough points, you can go back to the past and change the ending of the Xiuxian world.
Jiang Zhao: Go or not? Go, but he won't roll again.
Traveling through the world of Naruto, they don't even give me a cheat. The local system is so rude.
It doesn't matter, I will lie flat.
If I was curled up like that before traveling through time, and I have to curl up again after traveling through time, then wouldn't this travel be in vain? .
Danzo: Young man, how can you lie flat at this age? Get up and have fun.
This book is also known as [I really don't want to work hard! ]