When Han Tian awoke from Zixiao Palace, he discovered that he had possessed the body of a powerful being and was facing a joint scheme by Hongjun Ancestor and the Heavenly Dao. He had to be aware of everything around him, and everyone present was an enemy...

"We must confront them head-on, and we absolutely cannot back down!"

"I possess countless treasures, capable of vanquishing demons and monsters!"

"Giving Pangu a little blood isn't too much to ask, is it?"

"Let's set a small goal first: to become the supreme ruler of the Hongmeng world?"

"What? There's an even bigger world beyond Hongmeng... Holy crap, this can't be real, right?"

...

"Hehehe! Trying to outsmart me? That's impossible." Han Tian surveyed the Purple Cloud Palace, his gaze penetrating deep into the clouds, where he spotted a somewhat overweight, slightly balding old man.

"I never thought this eel could be so deceitful... If it weren't for my quick thinking, I probably would have been stewed in one pot!"

[Multiple female leads] [Dual Devil Fruit abilities] [Scroll King]

He is the man who respects Kaido the most;

He is Kizaru's close friend, a rascal in the eyes of Sengoku, Garp, Zephyr, and Tsuru, and the Five Elders' number one enemy.

He was the childhood nightmare of Luffy and his brothers, the target Zoro vowed to kill, the scumbag pervert Sanji hated most, the pervert in Franky's eyes, and the idol of Usopp and Chopper.

He was the man who transformed the white-bearded man from a "kind father" into a "strict father."

He was the opponent who made Red-Haired Shanks lose face; the man who broke Hawkeye's defenses.

He is the one who tramples on the dreams of Doflamingo, Gecko Moria, and Kozuki Momonosuke.

He is the nemesis of evil in the eyes of the common people, a legend of thunder and dragons, and the most powerful and benevolent thunder god in the history of Skypiea...

Ottosama Lodge is unwilling to acknowledge these labels, but he has never spoken out in defense of them.

Because what they said made so much sense...

Roll up your sleeves, guys! You're all too weak! You can't even beat a gorilla? You want to save the world? Are you out of your mind?

[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]

Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"

Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."

Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"

This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)

The primordial universe was a dark jungle, where each race rose to power through slaughter.

The strong set the rules, and the weak are reduced to dust.

Pansy, who single-handedly founded the Fire Phoenix Organization, had connections with powerful figures above and various factions below. However, because he had no one backing him, he was treated as a pawn and became the trial target of His Highness of the Virtual Universe Company.

When he awoke from his dream and returned to the era of slavery, the one who was reawakened was no longer the former slave owner, but a young man named Pansy who had traveled from Earth.

What should we do...? Should we continue down the path of the slave trade?

Will he still become the protagonist's treasure-delivering boy?

The dragon slayer becomes the dragon himself; since he is evil, he should not be bound by his methods.

......

With the special talent brought by time travel, Pansy embarks on a path to becoming a powerful figure that differs from the original story.

Enslaving geniuses, comprehending the laws, and sacrificing oneself by burning the souls of the four directions.

I'd rather be a villain who intimidates all than a whetstone for geniuses.

This time, he's determined to take back everything he's lost!

P.S.: This story is set in an earlier era than Luo Feng's, and the protagonist has a terrible personality. If you mind this, please do not read.

"So what if Liu Shen had a child? Why are you criticizing me?! All of this is for the sake of all living beings!"

Shi Hao lay in Liu Shen's warm embrace, kneading Qingyi's soft, white feet.

While eating the fruit fed to him by the witch and enjoying the service of dozens of wives, Shi Hao decided to repay the kindness of so many wives by getting them pregnant with his children, making them mothers at a young age!

Willow Goddess: "Shi Hao, you... can't afford to fall any further..."

Witch: "My dear little brother, please spare your sister! I surrender!"

Yuechan: "Shi Hao, forced love is never sweet..."

Qingyi: "Are you satisfied now, you bastard!"

Yunxi: "You little thief... I don't want any more. This is already the fifth one."

Huo Ling'er: "Brother Shi Hao, if you keep doing this, I'm going to scream."

Shi Hao: "All of this is for the sake of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths! Willow God...you don't want anything to happen to the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, do you?"

[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]

Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?

The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"

So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!

The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]

Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]

Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]

Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.

"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"

However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:

Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"

People will eventually be trapped by things they cannot obtain in their youth for the rest of their lives.

If time could turn back and all regrets could be erased, how perfect life would be!

So what are Chen Wenjie's regrets?

I failed to cherish my youth and get into a good university, which led to a mediocre life.

He regretted being both a pure love warrior and a warm-hearted simp back then, which led to him being still single in his forties, eventually ending up poor and destitute.

If given a chance to be reborn, would you change your life and become a billionaire, or have a never-ending relationship with the girl from back then?

Chen Wenjie is unexpectedly reborn in his high school days. Faced with the arrogant and aloof goddess who repeatedly rejects him, he cuts his losses in time. In this life, he will no longer be a pure love warrior or a warm-hearted simp.

Having been reborn, all those childhood sweethearts, white moonlights, cinnabar moles, and treasure girls can go to hell! All I want to do is study hard and make money!

"People will eventually be trapped by what they couldn't get in their youth. If there are regrets in life, why not start over?"

"So that's why you went to the foot massage parlor?"

"Ah, this..."

Sui Qi transmigrated into an interstellar world and became a vicious, love-struck idiot with a terrible reputation, burdened with five million in debt.

She is about to embark on a 21-day post-apocalyptic survival challenge. Success will earn her ten million interstellar coins, enough not only to pay off her debts but also to allow her to live a life of leisure.

The problem is, no one wants to team up with her, and she can't start the game without a full four-person team.

However, all the players avoided her like the plague, so Sui Qi decided to rely on herself and successfully teamed up with three other players who were also unwanted.

An anemic cool guy who faints when hungry, a gloomy teenager with a prosthetic limb, and a nine-year-old girl who is losing her baby teeth.

Netizens exclaimed that they were doomed and were waiting for the "useless team" to be eliminated.

But ironically, they are the most promising.

Anemic cool guy can take on three people at once!

A teenager with a prosthetic leg ruthlessly attacked people!

A nine-year-old girl is the strongest fighter!

Sui Qi, whom everyone sees as a vicious, love-obsessed man, is actually a survival expert!

The entire "Useless Squad" went on a killing spree, attacking any player who dared to challenge them.

Even Lian Jue, the game god admired by all players, suffered a tragic fate.

The useless squad is invincible throughout the game. When they're bored, they get together every night to play a game of tag, and whoever they tag dies.

Netizens exclaimed in shock: "What happened to the supposedly useless team? How come they're all ruthless?!"

Players are devastated: "Isn't this a survival game? When did it turn into a death game?!"

Finally, all the players crowdfunded ten million, which they offer with both hands, begging Sui Qi to be lenient.

Sui Qi accepted the money and said quietly, "A ceasefire today, we'll continue tomorrow."

All the players simultaneously fell back in laughter: "Truly vicious!"

Zhou Yu transmigrates to a supernatural anime world, inherits a demon-slaying agency, and activates a system.

A terrible start?! Zhou Yu: Damn it? Time to wash up and go to sleep. Luckily, the beautiful woman possessed by the evil spirit generously offered her help.

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Lightning Thunder Fist...] I've stood up!

A widow possessed by an evil spirit, a beautiful young woman tainted with resentment, a tsundere classmate, a beautiful girl wielding a hatchet... Slit-mouthed woman: Wait until I regain my strength... (Woof woof woof!)

In his previous life, Lin Yu was an editor for the variety show "Running Man." Due to the sudden "Chicken Brother" incident, Lin Yu worked overtime all night and died suddenly.

In this life, Lin Yu transmigrates and is reborn as a popular young idol, who is appointed as a regular guest on the variety show "Running Man" in a time of crisis.

The [Eye-Catching Pack] system was activated, and the art style changed drastically.

Bai Lu: Lin Yu, I heard you have eight-pack abs?

Song Yuqi: Can I touch it?

Lin Yu: Sure, but that will be at a different price!

director:???

audience:???

Director: Can you demonstrate your personal skills?

Lin Yu: I can sing and dance!

Those present felt a chill run down their spines upon hearing this. The last person to say such a thing had already been banned. They were afraid to speak carelessly!

Immediately afterwards,

Lin Yu picked up the microphone and adjusted his pace.

"I didn't have any drugs, I didn't have any drugs."

"Bu liu biu, bu liu biu"

"Dinosaurs fight wolves, fight wolves, fight dinosaurs, fight wolves, fight wolves!"

"......"

Everyone: ? ? ?

Bai Lu and Song Yuqi suddenly sat up in the middle of the night: "Is he sick?!"