"I teach physics. I have never taught them magic. I have never slapped the evil god, kicked the devil, or knocked down the kingdom of God. All the rumors about me are slanders without any basis." said Ren Tesla. explain.
After he finished speaking, regardless of the shivering gods and demons all over the sky, his eldest disciple Tang Si said to all the Dharma brothers and sisters: "Master, his [low-key syndrome] has struck again. Remember, what Master says is from his mouth. Things that sound ridiculous are actually true."
All the junior brothers and sisters agreed and nodded in unison!
What? You asked me if Arknights really exists?
When Miss Wang's sledgehammer is only 0.01 cm away from my head, I can responsibly tell you that the world of Arknights really exists.
Lin Dong: "Shame on you, get out of the battlefield immediately!"
Xia Feng: "No, I won't leave."
Lin Dong: "Why?"
Xia Feng: "I am neither a knight of the Ark nor a swordsman. If you ask me why, huh, it's because I can't be rational."
(This is the story of an African chief who cannot draw a little cotton sheep and jumps repeatedly between the world of Terra and the real world.)
Immortals, gods and monsters, princes and generals; the dragon girl holds the lamp, and the cup holds the sea.
The wild fox meditates on Zen, and the fierce tiger realizes the Tao; he swims in the North Sea in the morning, and walks on the Cangwu River in the evening.
Immortals and gods exist in the world, and demons establish a country.
These originally had nothing to do with Qi Wuzhuo.
Qi Wuhuo, who always saw square words in his dreams, only thought about participating in the spring exam next year.
Until when he was making yellow rice rice, an old man gave him a jade pillow and made him have a long dream.
Huangliang is a dream.
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Huang Liang's dream awakened and broke through the ordinary mind, and from then on he opened the door to practice.
The golden crow flies and the jade rabbit walks away.
A grain of millet in the three realms, a few dust in the mountains and rivers.
Walking through the busy city with a sword.
No one knows that I am a true immortal.
At the age of 25, the company went bankrupt and I was homeless and stayed at home for six months.
Question: Is there still hope to achieve financial freedom and win beauty?
A: Go to the dungeon, it has everything you could hope for.
A traversing male warrior with a mysterious pattern on his left arm, who loves to spit out; a cute girl with big breasts who doesn’t know where the master has gone; a pair of strange and unreliable combinations that always make people feel unreasonable; and another who seems to be a joke , In fact, is a super strong dad full of mysteries.
Such a group of people formed a huge team, swearing ambitiously to penetrate the dungeon…
I had a dungeon as soon as I crossed it.
If you want to live a better life, you have to change the existing operating model, so Lot, who is watching the adventures in the city live, is trying to improve the facility plan.
Unconsciously, the bustling underground entertainment city entered people’s vision and gradually changed their way of life. In the end, it became the blissful pure land that the whole world yearned for.
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Peer: “The one in charge, come out for me!”
Lot: “What’s so angry?”
Companion: “Your monsters have robbed all human beings!!”
Lott: “Adventurers come whenever they want. There is nothing to grab anyone.”
Companion: “No! I want you to apologize, or you will burn your shop!”
Lott: “Are you here to fight sincerely?”
Peer: “Hmph! The Four King Kong I trained myself can be called the best of the cows!”
Lott: “They are all with me, and your wife is there.”
Peer: “…”
Sherlock is a newly promoted dungeon master, determined to become a great demon king, until he summons a group of people who will give themselves some strange names, form gangs, trade with each other, and even The goblins who got into a fight called themselves players!
This seemingly normal world hides bizarre "weird stories".
Strange story 1: From now on, no matter who calls you from behind, don’t look back, otherwise the consequences will be serious.
Strange story 2: Play hide and seek alone in an abandoned room. After hiding, you will find that someone is really coming to find you.
Weird story 3: Don’t go up to the rooftop to dry clothes alone at midnight.
At the beginning of the strange story, some people encountered it, some escaped, some were curious, and some questioned...
Until one day, it completely broke out!
In the last years of Immortal Ancient times, Jiutian was almost broken.
The war has never stopped from the beginning of the era to the end of the era.
The king has fallen, the immortal way has ceased to exist, the smoke is everywhere, and all living beings are in ruins. In this war-torn era, a person who traveled from Blue Star stood up resolutely after seeing such a miserable situation! He decided to take over the battle flag!
Lin Yue: "Maybe I can't change anything, but at least I should do something! At the same time, I also want to see what the end of practice will be like. Get the best of both worlds, why not!"
Zhou Sidong traveled through time and space to Douluo Continent, and was lucky enough to become Bibi Dong's child and Qian Renxue's younger brother.
But there is a very important question before us.
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Mother, I’m not dead yet, why do you want to bury me? !