I traveled through time and space and came to Old Cheng’s house.

My father is a famous bully in the early Tang Dynasty. In the Cheng family, brothers fight tigers together. If there are six of us going into battle, are you afraid?

What else is there for the Cheng family's third son to be afraid of after having eaten the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard and drunk the soup of the heart of a wolf and the lung of a dog?

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some beggar's chicken to eat."

"Hehe... Little Sizi, where did these lotus leaves come from?"

"Brother Cheng San and I picked them in the Lotus Garden."

"...As expected, Cheng! Old! Third!"

"Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong with you? You look so scary."

"Zhao Kun, tell Cheng Lao San that if that brat dares to approach the Lotus Garden again, I will break his legs."

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some delicious food again."

The face of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty turned a little dark.

The virtuous Empress Changsun had veins visible on her smooth forehead.

"Dad, Mom, I brought you some delicious bamboo rice today."

"Isn't this the clump of bamboo that I like best?"

"Brother Cheng San made something delicious. Dad, Mom, please try it..."

"Hehehe... Cheng Laosan, good, good, good... Mm, delicious! Not bad!"

"Daddy, why do you like to grit your teeth when you speak?"

"Really? Hahahaha... You must have seen it wrong, little Sizi. Wait a minute, Daddy has something to do..."

"Go, tell that bastard Cheng Sanlang that if he dares to touch a single blade of grass or tree in this palace again, I will beat him to death."

[No system, mortal flow], a mixed spiritual root with all ten systems, accidentally obtained a Chaos Talisman, a treasure of the universe, and thus embarked on the path of cultivating immortals, stepping on the geniuses, slaying thousands of enemies, and seeing mountains of corpses and seas of blood, looking back, all the bones have become a hill!

In the vast land of Kyushu, the Jianghu and the imperial court are clearly divided. Li Changan, armed with a check-in system for otakus, posted a rental advertisement at his doorstep. Then, while out shopping, he picked up a beggar named Huang Rong and brought her home to be his cook. He then took in a woman named Xiao Zhao to clean his house. Then, a pair of sisters named Yao Yue Lian Xing and a woman named Dong Fang Bai rented a room. Afterwards, Li Changan ate the delicious food cooked by the cooks and chatted with the beautiful tenants every day. When he had nothing to do, he would sign in to earn rewards and improve his strength. Just when Li Changan thought the good times would last, [Meet the Bear]

The 28th year of Hongwu.

The twelfth prince of the Ming Dynasty, Prince of Xiang Zhu Bai, who commanded a million soldiers, was given the death penalty.

[Ding! The host's emotions are fluctuating violently. Survival crisis detected. Emergency sign-in task issued!]

[Mission location: The secret room of the Prince of Xiang's Mansion.]

[Mission Reward: Unknown.]

He has signed in every day for the past 18 years.

In the first year, sign in at the palace gate and get three thousand blood knights!

In the third year, sign in at the Jingzhou granary and obtain one million stones of grain and fodder, enough to last for ten years!

In the fifth year, sign in at Wudang Mountain and obtain the divine general Bai Qi!

In the tenth year, sign in at the Changhe River and gain 100,000 naval troops! ...

Eighteen years have passed without interruption.

Zhu Bai has been stationed in Jingzhou for eighteen years, commanding a million soldiers!

…

In order to ensure that Zhu Yunwen could sit on the throne securely, Zhu Yuanzhang summoned many princes to Beijing.

Zhu Bai was even ordered to be imprisoned and executed.

My dear nephew Zhu Yunwen, you are so filial to your uncles that you not only grilled them but also beheaded them!

good!

My dear nephew, uncle will give you a big gift!

Do you want to rebel with a million soldiers?

Do you want to point your sword at Nanjing?

Aren’t you going to treat your uncle to a barbecue?

Uncle, please treat me to some meat, slice by slice, three thousand slices!

Father, I have a million soldiers at the gates of the city, and you have no generals to use. Do you regret it?

You said that if Lan Yu were still alive, I wouldn't dare to be so rampant.

But where is your blue jade?

Ye Xiao traveled through time!

This is a world where everyone has an investment system!

But only Ye Xiao knows the history!

Who to invest in at the end of the Yuan Dynasty?

Invest in Zhu Yuanzhang!

Good luck all the way!

Who to invest in at the end of the Sui Dynasty?

Invest in Li Er!

Go go go all the way!

Others lost all their money, but Ye Xiao made a fortune!

Ye Xiao is the well-deserved king of investment!

After a rebirth, I finally understand that a man's respect and favor are never reliable. Since that's the case, I'll rely on myself to win a new life of splendor and elegance. Your stepmother plotted to murder you, your sister was treacherous, so I'll destroy your support and pluck out your wings. See what arrogance you still have? Your grandmother is a hypocrite, your father is hypocritical and exploitative. Then I'll tear off your disguise and sever your hopes. See what you can still scheme with? Watch her, in her splendid gown, fight her stepmother, punish the scumbag, disrupt the government, and prosper! But, man who dares to scheme against her, stop right there. Who gave you permission to scheme against me?

[Double Purity + Fancy Flirting with Husband + Two-Way Redemption + Sweet Love Story]

Everyone in the capital knew that Madam Lan Qingxi was disliked by her husband's family, abused by her mother-in-law, and was a plaything in the hands of the treacherous Prime Minister Song Linyuan. They were all waiting for her to be divorced, drowned in a pond, and abandoned, and to meet a very tragic end.

Until one day, when Lan Qingxi was leaving the Marquis' Mansion, Song Linyuan was waiting at the door. He wiped the dust off her shoes, carefully helped her into the bridal sedan, and married her with a grand ceremony. Everyone then realized that they had made a mistake.

After their wedding, Song Linyuan said: "Madam, it is widely rumored in the capital that I am henpecked."

Lan Qingxi looked innocent: "Who is such a big dog who dares to spread rumors about the Prime Minister? Drag him out and chop him into pieces."

Song Linyuan: "Me."

Lan Qingxi: “…”

Lan Qingxi's Quotes:

Acting successfully in front of a scumbag is called lying.

If you can act successfully in front of Song Linyuan, you are a winner in life.

Zhu Houzhao, the Jiajing Emperor in "The Ming Dynasty", traveled to "Joy of Life" and became the Emperor Qing.

The pinnacle of martial arts, the vast treasury, and the military might that shocks the world!

As the most powerful master in the world, Jiajing no longer has to worry about palace maids strangling him in the middle of the night in this life.

He has a sister who is infatuated with him and holds the core of Qing Kingdom's wealth.

The army is strong, he is at the peak of martial arts, powerful and rich, and has many sons!

Jiajing looked at the inner treasury, the army and the ministers in the court, and then felt the powerful true energy in his body. His back straightened instantly. He had never thought that being an emperor was so easy.

Machiavellianism? I've been playing this game my whole life!

Cultivating immortality? My specialty is this!

Unify the world? Just a flick of the hand!

Jiajing: "I heard that Fan Xian is very good at writing poetry. I have a poem for him too. The mountain peach blossoms are full of red flowers...