Soldier: “Sir, if I fail to come back alive in this battle, please tell my wife that her man is a hero.”
Officer: “…Where is your single dog wife from?”
Soldier: “A joke! Isn’t Devil my wife?”
Officer: “Go! She is my wife!!!”
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This is a story about a young girl light novel writer with the pen name “Magic Young” who used ACG culture to conquer the world.
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light lily.
Sheng Jiaoyang, a scumbag full-level disaster, turned on the fast-passing mode after overturning the car, and happily worked in various worlds.
As a result, accidentally, they all turned into snake spirits.
The playful son on campus, the eldest young master of the wealthy group, the cold and paranoid hero, the playboy of the game world, the noble and cold monarch of a country… These are supposed to be the proud sons of heaven who should have a smooth life, but they all met Misfortune floods Sheng Jiaoyang.
Jiao Yang spread his hands helplessly: “Everything, what if your host is too charming?”
System: “…Just be happy if you’re happy.”
A stupid father with good luck, a kick-ass and protective mother, and a dandy younger brother all want a principal husband.
Her engagement has been broken off three times yet she does not panic.
Beautiful and magnificent clothes, golden beams in their house.
She has money, she has power, why would she need a husband?
This is a story about a garish woman who has had her engagement broken off three times and a hypocrite of a man. This novel is lighthearted, over the top and sweet and satisfying. Dear guests, please enter if you’re interested.
[Relax, play with everyday fantasy]
Li Xu accepted a female apprentice, who would feed when he was hungry, pinch his shoulders when he was tired, and help undress the apprentice when sleeping.
It’s not that he is lazy, it’s that his apprentice is too hardworking and makes him a bit lazy.
Traveled to Greece in the Age of Gods and became Jason.
Wait, Jason?
Are you referring to Jason who provoked the betrayal witch Medea?
Jason?
You mean Jason who looks like a hero but is really just a god toy? !
Jason?
Are you referring to the Jason who seemed to be brilliant in his life and eventually became a great hero and was widely circulated in later generations, but in fact he had a rough life and could not end well when he finally died?
No, I don’t want such a fate!
therefore……
“Mr. Chiron, I want to drop out of school, this hero is not worth it!”
Rich and handsome Iron Man across New York …
Steve Rogers looks at this incompatible world …
A good neighbor, Spider-Man, is flying between the high-rise buildings …
Dr. Bruce Banner’s desperate avoidance of the crowd carefully …
The proud and thunder god raised Miao Neil in the roaring thunder …
This is the Marvel Movie World!
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An alchemy shop in Manhattan, New York
Greasy middle-aged man Li Mo lying comfortably on a rocking chair
Playing with bracelets
Drinking red date wolfberry tea
Shaking his head, he said in admiration, “All heroes!”
Resurrection of spiritual energy, the coming of the gods?
Disasters continue, and all lives suffer?
It has nothing to do with me, I am just a terminally ill patient who has been declared a countdown to sudden death and gave up treatment.
Taking the wreckage on the road of exorcism and killing immortals is not to protect the family and the country, but because the risk salary is too attractive, especially the pension…
“This evil art is condemned by heaven. Even if the early stage progresses smoothly, the final practitioner will surely die…”
“Give me a hit.”
“This magic sword has devoured the master, and has already taken ninety-nine lives…”
“Give me two, as well as those man-eating magic helmets, soul-devouring blood claws, and give me a whole set.”
“This medicine hurts the sky and…”
“Stop talking, wrap it up for me!”
But the question is, why do I dare to take on any high-risk task, step on all the thunder, do all the death, but still live and dance.
[Congratulations, congratulations, being named the first of the ten heroes who moved the world……]
“…God, it’s not that the average survival time of this line is three and a half years, three and a half years, and they are almost S-rank hunters, the first of the ten heroes, why haven’t they died. I I just want to make an honorable sacrifice and cheat some pensions. Is it so difficult?!
A bloody case triggered by a stone A 7th-level magician travels from the magical continent to the future earth! Body surgery! What a piece of cake?
There are also laser cannons, mechas, spaceships, magic hold, don’t hold, and watch the magician’s interstellar journey.
Xiao Rui was reborn as the seventh son of Emperor Daxia.
“I’m going to be a Happy Lord!” Xiao Rui.
“No, you don’t want to.” System.
“I don’t want to open missions, don’t fall in value.” Xiao Rui.
“Dear, you think.” System.
“Are you forcing me to be the emperor? I don’t want it, I don’t want it.” Xiao Rui.
“No, you want.” System.
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Therefore, Xiao Rui, under the pressure of the system, how to step by step and ascend to the throne under the crowd of tigers.
Oh, right. There are still several countries in the neighbourhood watching closely.
Traveling through the world of Reaper and becoming the adopted son of the captain, the corpse soul world is destined to leave the name of Diezuka Hiroshi.
Lan Ran: “You said that my heart is gloomy, so I hold the mirror in my hand, what about you?”
Hong Jiang: “Fear of death…”