[A sweet 1v1 romance + male lead Gojo Satoru + magic techniques from the game Honor of Kings]

Question: When someone questions you for being rated as a top-tier sorcerer despite having low spell power, how would you explain it?

Answer: Being bad at the game relies entirely on equipment; I'm a noble equipment enthusiast!

There are two major slang terms in vocational colleges: the rice ball language of "dog-rolled thorn" and the equipment terminology of "half-moon rabbit".

If she says, "I'll buy some shoes first," and you notice that her shoes are gleaming with gold, it means she's a professional at escaping.

If she says, "I'm all dressed up, get out of my way," it means she's about to start showing off.

If she says, "She has chosen Taiyi Zhenren to open the domain," then congratulations, you, as her teammate, have gained a second life.

If someone shouts, "She dropped a legendary sword, the Life-Saving Blade," it means that the Moon Rabbit has gone mad and is stealing my base.

【Eating Guide】

1. This article was written out of love and the author is easily offended; it's purely fictional and should not be taken too seriously.

2. I'm a hopeless procrastinator, so updates will be irregular.

3.1V1, slice-of-life happy ending, male lead is 5t5, OOC warning.

4. Contains a lot of King of Glory slang and references other anime. If you really don't understand it, please don't give it a bad review, it will make you sad.

Introduction

[Slice of Life] [Single Female Lead: Ai Haibara] [Lighthearted] [Highly Intelligent Male Lead]

Akiyama Xiuxi, the top physics expert of the distillery codenamed Baijiu and a master hacker, had to wait for the distillery to go bankrupt so he could run away with his bucket. However, he accidentally ingested APTX-4869 and shrunk to the size of a primary school student. He then changed his name to Bai Zeyou and ran away ahead of time.

"Wait, something's not right. Does that mean I have to hide for twenty years too? No way, I won't accept this. This drug A is terrible!" Bai Zeyou complained loudly.

Until that rainy night, when Bai Zeyou picked up a little girl, his mindset gradually changed.

He and the fake little girl became "fake elementary school students" together, from testing each other to trusting each other. However, by the time they realized what was happening, their feelings had already changed.

"Hey, Bai Ze, does this count as puppy love?" the little girl asked him.

"Don't rush, let me record my data first," Bai Zeyou replied.

After the distillery was destroyed, Bai Zeyou hugged the now-normal big loli and said slowly:

"Who says this drug A is bad? This drug A is amazing!"

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Conan: "Bai Ze is definitely the best detective, but I need to ask him for an antidote."

Kogoro Mouri: "Yu is too obedient. Can we switch places with Conan?"

Shuichi Akai: "He is the real silver bullet."

Amuro Tooru: "We were able to win thanks to the liquor."

Vermouth: "Little brother, come here and let your big sister give you a kiss."

Kaito Kid: "I just wanted to steal something, don't chase me."

[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.]

Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System].

By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely!

While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library.

[Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!]

While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch.

[Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!]

Charlie casually did a ten-pull!

[Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...]

Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..."

Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!"

Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"

The soul of a second-generation rich guy from a parallel universe traveled back to the year 2002.

From sightseeing to living seriously, I found that life is getting more and more outrageous.

If you don’t want to be a donkey or a horse, you can only be a cow or a horse.

The skills that were originally used to gain points became his hobby.

The young eunuch shouting "Long live the emperor" in the Forbidden City.

The Japanese soldiers were screaming and shouting in the dark smoke.

The Eastern Factory directly manages the Embroidered Uniform Guard, which is responsible for maintaining imperial power.

A silly son who can't express his sadness.

A father who will do anything to protect his daughter.

…

…

Looking back again in a daze, he realized that the road to becoming a movie star was full of wasted time.

Otto, the youngest son of the Bishop of Destiny, could have lived a life of idleness and complacency.

But when he opened his eyes, he was transported to a world more than 500 years in the future.

However, he discovered that his household registration book only had one page left, making him not only an orphan but also the Bishop of Destiny.

He will embark on a different story.

Rita: I'll stake my life on being the strongest maid and I absolutely will not let that donkey get close to His Holiness the Bishop.

Yae Sakura: Kallen? My lord, you jest. Kallen and I are just friends. And, Miss Rita, those are fox ears.

Seele: Is this Bronya's seat? It's so nice to sit here.

Bronya: Your Excellency, please stay away from Seele. Your thighs are Bronya's place.

Kiana/True Kiana: You're not allowed to kiss me with the same lips you used to kiss her!

Cecilia: Oh dear, you're very welcome. If you're tired, please rest your head on my lap.

Fu Hua: If it were you now, could you accompany me for the rest of my life?

An unexpected event led to the rebirth of Gu Yan, a domineering CEO worth billions.

I returned to that high school era filled with regrets.

Open your eyes, and there's the treasure girl who will make you regret it for the rest of your life right in front of you!

Um??

Is my deskmate a complete idiot? I'll try to win her over first!

……………………

One morning.

Gu Yan: "Silly goose, once you've eaten my breakfast, you're mine!"

ah??

Chu Youwei: "..."

Chu Youwei stared blankly at the cake in her hand that had been bitten into!

I... I only ate a small piece of cake.

So she's going to become this "bully's" wife?

Waaaaah...

Xiao Fan was just an ordinary outdoor streamer, livestreaming himself catching rabbits and stealing bird eggs, but his streams were not very popular. But tonight, after being transported to another world, he successfully awakened a treasure-hunting system, gaining the ability to see with discerning eyes! His mysterious gaze allowed him to see ancient female ghosts, evil spirits of Japanese pirates, and even ginseng, lightning-struck wood, ebony, ancient wolf fangs, and even… a thousand-year-old tomb deep underground! A wondrous world deep beneath the earth! “Hey guys in the stream, send some rockets!” System: The stream is booming! The host has gained a large amount of [Popularity Points], which can be exchanged for treasures in the [Mall]. “Luoyang Shovel? Five Poisons Scripture? Omnipotent Compass? Immortal Arts? Hahaha!” “The Earth's Core, here I come!”

[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”

This book is also known as "Bibi Dong is My Wet Nurse," and the world is tentatively set in Douluo Continent and Battle Through the Heavens. It's fast-paced, decisive, and not a typical "saintly" story; it doesn't involve Tang San or Yu Xiaogang. Luo Chen transmigrates into Bibi Dong's youngest disciple, and all he wants is to become her mentor and friend. Luo Chen: Hello, Teacher Bibi! System: *Ding* Congratulations, host, you meet the requirements for binding. Bind to the system?... *Ding* Congratulations, host, you have received a big gift pack. The gift pack is being opened... *Ding* Congratulations, host, you have obtained the God-level Martial Soul Seven Elemental Scythe and the Super God-level Martial Soul Five-Clawed Golden Dragon... Luo Chen declares that in this life, Bibi Dong has been snatched away, as for Yu Xiaogang...

[High IQ + Strategic Maneuvering + Human Nature Testing + Decisive Action]

[Humorous and witty, not a sycophant, not a saint, no system]

In this world, there are always some people who enjoy manipulating power, turning the world upside down, thinking they can control everything and be the only ones in power...

Two years ago, Lu Fan fell from that world into the mortal realm. In an accident, he was seduced by a beautiful female CEO, which dragged him into a dead end.

Originally intending to give up, Lu Fan had no choice but to fight back. Under his aunt's strategic planning, he made steady progress and returned to his peak.

It wasn't until that day that Lu Fan realized that his aunt...

(I'm not good at writing introductions, so please skip to the main text!)