As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.
A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.
When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf.
There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken!
He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere!
Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die.
And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf—
The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi…
“Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!”
Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die.
However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent.
After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.”
Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?”
…
Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race.
Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting.
Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.”
He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.
The poor group played Xia Mint, and she became the hidden married wife of the chief executive in the novel, a cannon fodder who was despised by everyone after she finally left her home.
But when she woke up, she saw herself with an ant waist, slender legs and a jade-like face, and the resume of her cold-faced husband Luo Tianlin-a handsome figure with a poster worth tens of billions + walking. She immediately screamed: she can!
[Bind the heartthrob system. ]
[Won the eyes of ten people. Reward: lotus every step of the way. ]
Soon after, everyone discovered that Luo Tianlin, a cold-faced boss who had never brought his wife to public occasions, returned home on time every day and showed his affection publicly on weekends.
Assistant: “President, Miss Biao cried and said that you want you to take her home.”
Luo Tianlin: “Throw her out, I want to go out with my wife to see Aurora.”
Assistant: “President, the two little flowers are arguing about changing jobs.”
Luo Tianlin: “It’s blocked! Don’t miss me and my wife watching the penguin.”
The villains were all crying.
After Xia Mint became a hot box office movie with a bunch of fans, she still firmly covered the vest of her wealthy wife and insisted on the approachable route.
Assistant: “President, my wife is going to join the crew, and I told you to play it by yourself.”
Luo Tianlin: “…Does she know that she is about to give birth?”
The villains regretted not when they dug out the vest of Xia Mint’s wealthy wife.
(Sweet Pets) “Report to the Chief of the Army, it is rumored that we were sleeping together with one leg!”
He looked up from the volume and slowly stood up: “How do you want me?”
“Clarify that this is just a rumor…”
He pressed her against the wall and blocked the mouth by the way: “Mrs. Lu, we have to take this rumor seriously.”
Before rebirth, what she has been doing, stay away from him, away from him!
After rebirth, what she always wanted to do, give him a monkey, a monkey!
Lu Xingzhi pursued two regulations throughout his life:
First, it is illegal to destroy military marriages.
Second, Jiang Yaosheng is his man, and death is his soul.
There are three treasures in the imperial city: Me, my husband and my mother-in-law.
Su Guifei¹ was favoured and envied by countless Imperial consorts in the harem. Chen Wang² grew up with His Majesty showing favouritism to him. However, anyone, who was more or less educated, would sigh with regret and say that this pair of mother and son were sure to come to a bad end in the future.
Ming JiuZhu, who was about to marry Chen Wang: Really? I don’t believe it.
Chen Wang in JiuZhu’s eyes: a beautiful and kindhearted little fairy boy vs. Chen Wang in the eyes of others: His Majesty’s and his favoured consort’s hedonistic son.
JiuZhu often wondered why people always gazed at her and Chen Wang with a ‘you are doomed one way or another’ look. Could this be the ugly side of jealousy?
Aiyah, the hearts of these people are so dirty.
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¹ Guifei – Noble Consort
² Wang – Title given to adult sons of the Emperor.
Xie Luan had always believed in science until one day, a meteorite smashed into his yard, forcing him to bind to a heroic world saving script. The worst thing was that the script didn’t even follow common sense.
Others become superheros while he became a super-nanny. So in his left hand was a “Cub Encyclopedia” and in the right, a small milk bottle to feed the small cub clinging onto his leg.
Today, Xie Luan is trying his best to save the world.
Ruan Ruan’s body was originally a gummy bear candy.
This inevitably caused her outward appearance to be Q and sweet, whereas her innate character to be honest and well-behaved.
So when she found out that she transmigrated into an ABO world, her first thought was whether she would be stranded on the street and be bullied by a loser Alpha…
Then she met a stranded-on-the-street tall-rich-handsome domineering-president Omega.
The other party seemed to have just gone through a fierce battle—his steps unsteady, he was leaning against the wall while desperately panting, and the tails of his eyes were suffused with alluring flush.
The alley was saturated with the pungent smell of pheromone-masking medicine.
And also, from the domineering president’s body spread a wonderful smell that had not yet been covered by the masking medicine.
And then.
Ruan Ruan found that under her skirt, there seemed to be…
…… It turned out she was the loser Alpha.
Lu Yaoyao transmigrated. When she just opened her eyes, a man’s beautiful face appeared in front of her, trying to put on a gentle smile: “Daughter, call Daddy.”
She hadn’t reacted yet, and another handsome but indifferent face came into her view and said succinctly: “Call me Father.”
Lu Yaoyao looked at the two handsome guys with different styles and made a confused voice: “Ah?”
So, who is her real father?
The two Supreme Venerables of the devil and the human race had been deadly rivals for thousands of years. Whenever they met, they would fight to death, but always without a clear winner. One day, they fought for a chance of ascending in a secret realm and accidentally dropped their blood on a piece of spiritual stone nearby.
And this spiritual stone gave birth to a spiritual fetus, which was then born into a baby girl with a mixture of the two Venerables’ bloodlines.
Devil Venerable and Dao Venerable: “…”