"Master, people say there are gods in this Taoist temple. Excuse me, are there really gods in this Taoist temple?"

Facing the reporter's questions, the energetic Song Feng looked somewhat ordinary, and said like an old man of his age: "There is no such thing as immortals. These are just rumors spread by outsiders. These days, we believe in science. Young comrade, feudal superstition is not acceptable~"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a multicolored light streak across the sky in the distance. Then, a middle-aged Taoist swallowed a spinning sword ball and said to the old man anxiously, "Master, this is bad! The demon dragon you suppressed has broken free!"

Hearing this, the old man paused slightly, then looked at the reporter awkwardly and explained, "...Haha, my apprentice loves acting and doing performance art. He's too immersed in his acting."

After he finished speaking, the old man glanced at the reporter, who was skeptical about his life, and asked, "...Is the camera off?"

"It's off...it's off~" The reporter didn't react.

"That's good..." Upon hearing the reporter's words, the old man smiled faintly. A terrifying aura spread from his body. He simply shook his shoulders, and his entire body transformed into a sacred deity that connected heaven and earth. He said in a thunderous voice, "It's just a small loach. I really gave him honor!"

It turned into a beam of light that connected the sky and the earth and disappeared among the crowd in the blink of an eye.

Photographer: “…”

reporter:"……"

When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

The style of painting has changed!

[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"

Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"

Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"

Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."

[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"

Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"

Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.

Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"

Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"

Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...

Food Videos

Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.

Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?

Video introducing Confucius.

Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?

Terracotta Warriors Video

Lu Feng: There are so many people.

Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.

Repair Kick Video

Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.

Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?

…

When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.

Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.

Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.

Clearance sale of old books, buy

Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?

(Marvel + Devil Boy) (no system)

The Sky-Splitting Claw is a good thing, but it is more than just a space travel tool.

During the battle with Nezha and Ao Bing, Ao Run traveled through time due to his Sky-Splitting Claw and traveled to the Marvel world, the New York Battle in Avengers 1.

From then on, the two worlds of Marvel and Devil Boy became deeply connected because of the Sky-Splitting Claw.

Ao Run: Are you interested in making a deal, Captain?

Nezha: I am a demon, so what? If Marvel doesn’t tolerate me, I will change the world!

Ao Bing: Although Thanos is a bit ugly, others are bald~

Taiyi Zhenren: What? Where does this come from?

…

Marvel's heroes and villains have never seen these super powers from the ancient East.

(There will be some film and television similar content in the front, and those who are anxious can start from Chapter 19)

My name is Shen Qingchen. It has been eighteen years since I traveled to a different world where everyone changes jobs.

Adopted by the richest gangster godfather, I have a dream, which is to be immortal in this extraordinary world.

So my adoptive father sent me to Taoism to become a certified clergyman, and learned from the old Taoist priest how to draw Qi into the body, becoming a cultivator in the Qi Refining Stage.

After going down the mountain and changing his job, he became the rarest and most unique time-related profession in the world - the Lord of Time!

Possess the wealth of the rich! Enjoy the power of the underworld! Control the power of time!

I've never had such a wonderful start! I couldn't help but say "wryyyyy!"

But now, I have a big trouble staring at me...

When Shen Juan woke up, he found himself a participant in the "prison break game".

Live broadcast around the world, hundreds of people escape, failure means death.

While others were frantically researching escape routes, he was choosing a cell: "This one has good lighting, perfect for sleeping."

While others were plotting a riot, he was basking in the sun: "Well, this rusty nail is nice. I'll take it back as a souvenir."

The teammates suddenly became excited——

"Cell 40? It must be a carefully calculated, optimal entry point!"

"Sunbathing? Must be marking an escape route!"

"A random nail? This is definitely a crucial tool!"

Even the passers-by he casually chatted with were imagined as "professional talents scouted in advance."

Shen Juan: "...I just want to take a nap."

However, as his "unintentional behavior" repeatedly led to him accidentally breaking through the levels, his teammates went completely crazy.

"Boss! Please take me flying!"

The global live broadcast audience laughed like crazy:

#The most outrageous way to win without doing anything#

#On how to become the king of jailbreak by relying on salted fish passively#

[Comfortable and funny + live escape + teammates' crazy imagination + Xianyu accidentally became a god]

Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.

There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.

So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.

Mond.

"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"

A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.

Liyue.

"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"

The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.

Rice wife.

"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."

Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.

…

After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.

Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"

Tianli: “?”

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.

"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.

Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"

[Campus Daily Life] + [Sweet Love] + [Mutual Redemption] + [Aloof Campus Beauty] + [Single Female Lead] + [Daily Parenting] + [Children First, Love Later] A contrastingly aloof female writer + a deeply affectionate and gentle male chef. Fu Yunchu and Zhou Ling first met at the police station. After a night of making handmade burgers, Fu Yunchu returned home exhausted. He'd barely slept for a few minutes when several officers hand-carried him in for questioning. The officer asked, "Why were you at 418?" Fu Yunchu replied, "418? That's clearly my place." Later, during interrogation, it was revealed that the landlord had rented the apartment to a woman named Zhou Ling days earlier. To untie the bell, Fu Yunchu decided to move out. Zhou Ling was beautiful, exuding a cool aura, especially her world-weary almond-shaped eyes, which left a lasting impression on him. The next day, as he was preparing to move out, a little girl named Xiao Long Bao appeared before Zhou Ling. Zhou Ling said, "She said she's our daughter!" Xiao Long Bao: "Dad, Xiao Long Bao misses you so much." " He didn't come back to his senses for a long time, thinking he was still in a dream. When he accepted this fact, he couldn't help but think of Bai Yueguang, whom he had liked for four years. What should Bai Yueguang do? He suddenly had a cold and beautiful wife and a well-behaved and sensible daughter by his side! At the same time, they accidentally started living together. In the process of getting along, he found that Zhou Ling was a contrast! Under the cold appearance, there was a restless and clingy heart. ... Many years later, Fu Yunchu was wearing a formal suit, and he was surrounded by his beautiful wife and sensible daughter. This was the first time that a daughter accompanied her parents to take wedding photos... Protagonists: Fu Yunchu, Zhou Ling

[Starry Sky Railway + Genshin Impact + Great Mercy Tree King Eve + Star God + Vest] After becoming the Ruler of Life, Great Mercy Tree King Eve accidentally traveled into the world of Collapse Iron due to the influence of time and space turbulence. She was picked up by the Starry Sky Train that happened to pass by and began a new journey.

………………

"Ji Zi...Sister, Uncle Yang, come quickly! There's a woman in white floating outside!!"

March 7 pointed out the window and shouted.

Eve, who was floating in the outer space, was picked up by the Star Train and became a member of the train crew.

Xianzhoumin: "White hair, super vitality, has the ability to recover, can heal... well, it is definitely a rich evil creature."

"Wait, are you sure this isn't the ancestor of longevity and plague?"

Eve, the King of the Great Compassionate Tree, who was clearly an unknown guest, was unexpectedly mistaken for the popular pharmacist of abundance upon arriving at the Immortal Boat.

Eve, the Great Compassion Tree King: "No, I'm really not the Abundant Pharmacist."

Dan Heng: "You have the right image, the right white hair, the right abilities, the right temperament. That's right, you are the Abundant Pharmacist."

Walter Yang: "This image is indeed that of a bountiful pharmacist, but why do I always feel a herrscher aura?"

Star Core Spirit: "Wow, this big sister is so beautiful, I want to stick to her!"

March 7: "Big sister is very nice, but why does she always steal cake from me?"

[Single Female Lead][Love][Sweet Story][School Beauty][No System][Daily Relaxation]

Half a semester into his freshman year, Zhang Muyan’s wonderful college life had just begun, when suddenly the campus beauty came after him?

? ? !

The school beauty first got his WeChat account from nowhere, then started inviting him out aggressively, even transferring money to him to treat him to a meal?!

What are you doing?!

Use this to test cadres, and which cadre cannot withstand such a test!

Amount, 52,000.

puff!!

return!

52,000 for a meal?

This is going to hit my kidneys!

Kidneys don't seem to be that valuable...

Forget it, forget it, it’s out of my reach, it’s too scary.

…

At the same time, Su Qingxue in the girls' dormitory had a worried look on her face, staring at the refunded amount.

Why didn't he accept...

Isn't it said that no gift can be worth anything without money?

Then I clicked on the love tutorial blogger, unfollowed him, blocked him, and reported him...