A single sword strikes terror into the vastness, a proud gaze upon the nine heavens!

Determined to avenge his father and save his biological mother, the young Qin Yun, a humble descendant of the Dayan Qin clan, endures arduous trials to enlist under the Tiancheng Sword Sect and learn the supreme sword art. Amidst clans' secret battles and sect rivalries, every step is filled with murderous intent. With his longsword and unwavering passion, he shatters obstacles and sweeps away powerful foes, ultimately becoming the legendary Immortal Sword God of the vast Nine Provinces!

Traveling through a strange space to the alien world of Daming, Long Yuan discovered that this blue planet was in transition from the Xuanqi era to the Lingqi era. The era of cultivating immortals was about to come. The apocalyptic war of the old era was extremely cruel, and the external threat of the new era was approaching. Can he turn danger into safety and change his destiny?

As the patriarch of a sect, he should be majestic and powerful, with a name that shakes the world. However, Tianqi Sect's Grand Elder Li Yuan is known throughout the world for his incompetence.

When he was in the Qi Refining Stage, he almost had his throat pierced by a mortal martial arts swordsman.

In the late stage of Qi Refining, he was defeated in three moves by his junior brother who was ten years younger than him and joined the sect later, making a fool of himself.

After much luck, he became a true cultivator at the foundation-building stage, but was severely injured by a Qi-refining junior who was holding a real treasure, and yet he managed to escape unscathed.

When he was in the Jindan stage, the sect was in danger and was attacked by a hostile sect at the mountain gate. Li Yuan was directly suppressed by the latecomer Zhenren in front of tens of thousands of immortal cultivators.

…

Until thousands of years later, when the sect was facing the danger of extinction, the incompetent ancestor who was enshrined on the spirit tablet suddenly came back to life, and while chatting and laughing, he waved his hand and released countless puppet armies, defeating all the cultivators.

From then on, the ancestor’s incompetence became the ancestor’s omnipotence!

"If those immortal cultivators can also pass on their lineage, it won't be long before the entire world is full of cultivators.

No matter how many resources there are, they won't be able to support them."

"That makes sense. So cultivators can't pass on their lineage and can't have sexual desires. That's fair."

“At that time, I had nothing left to live for and returned to the valley. One time, while practicing with my blade in the rain, I was suddenly struck by lightning. After that… I became like this—immortal, never dying, with no end in sight. I suppose you could say I’m the first human lightning rod in all of history.”

His calm tone carried an indescribable sense of helplessness.

This is the story of a Chinese person awakening in Japan...

Travel through the West and awaken the roadblock system.

You can get rewards as long as you stop Tang Seng and his disciples from obtaining Buddhist scriptures at every difficulty.

Intercept for three days, reward: Move Mountains

Intercept for seven days, reward: Sixth rank golden elixir

Intercept for half a month, reward: True Dragon Ball

Intercept for one month, reward: Acquired Spiritual Treasure - Five Fire God Flame Fan

Intercept Season 1, Reward: Divine Power - Five-Colored Divine Light

Intercept for half a year, reward: Ancestral Dragon Blood

Intercept for one year, reward: Innate Spiritual Treasure - Soul-Scattering Gourd

Intercept for three years, reward: Innate Spiritual Treasure - River Map and Luoshu

Intercept for Twelve Years, Reward: Chaos Bell

Intercepted for sixty years...

Several years later, in the Western Paradise, Tathagata asked:

"Venerable Guanyin, the pilgrims have gone through so many hardships, why haven't they reached the Western Paradise yet?"

Guanyin pinched her fingers and said, "Reporting to the Buddha, it has been eight hundred difficulties."

Cultivators must survive nine levels of thunder tribulation, warriors must break through the shackles of their physical bodies, and magicians must build elemental temples. The protagonist's system can enhance three abilities regardless of the rules.

Is this normal cultivation? No, no, no, it's all about quirkiness, nonsensical antics, and dry humor!

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Zhu Xiongying, who was dying in Ma Xiuying's arms, and couldn't help but burst into tears.

The time-space gate opened, and Ling Xiao, who was doing a time-space rescue mission for the first time, rushed in. Seeing that the person was not dead, he couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and turned to the dumbfounded and doubtful old Zhu and made a condition: "To change fate against the will of heaven, the territory of the Ming Dynasty must exceed 13.72 million square kilometers within a hundred years, otherwise the Ming Dynasty, which will last for 276 years in the future, will perish prematurely."

Liu Bei, who led the people across the river, looked exhausted at the fleeing army that was moving forward at a snail's pace every day and people kept joining, and didn't know what to do.

Ling Xiao stepped forward: "Someone gave you 10,000 bicycles and 10,000 carts, please sign for them."

Zhuge Liang, who was running out of energy, said: "Oh, great heaven, how can you be so unkind to me."

Ling Xiao walked out of the space-time gate with Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others: "Prime Minister, please don't die yet. Someone sent you a million boxes of instant noodles, and 100,000 crispy college students also want to cause trouble for you, no, they are helping you for free!"

Regardless of the pain and despair of the common people or the eternal regrets of historical figures,

Ling Xiao tried his best to rescue them.

Although he knew that

the worlds were too big and his ability was too small,

everyone who was in a desperate situation hoped that someone would lend a hand.

So Ling Xiao wanted to say something very presumptuous: Hope is forever, I am on my way!

Surrender! You can still live an independent life. I will never interfere in the internal affairs of a vassal state! Greece: Sounds great. We can't defeat them anyway, so surrender. The protagonist, receiving the reward notification, gives a satisfied hand...