(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)

Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.

Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.

Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.

Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?

Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?

Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?

Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?

Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:

"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"

As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:

"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."

Tom asked him seriously:

"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"

After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.

Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.

And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.

(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)

Shane traveled to the world of swords and magic.

In this life, he only wanted to learn magic quietly and then marry a young and beautiful female elf.

But he never expected that he would accidentally become the successor of the Demon King.

It was predicted that he would be hunted by people all over the world!

Shane had to hide his identity and grow up quietly.

Fortunately, the power of the Demon King he inherited not only gave him unlimited power, but also enabled him to build a demon landmark and constantly summon demons from the abyss!

So, Shane hid the demon landmark in the capital of the human empire and began to increase his troops!

Transform the Saint's Monastery into a succubus nest and let the succubi become holy nuns!

Transform the bank into a vampire castle and let the vampires control the economic lifeline!

Transform the mine into a cemetery of the undead, and seize the mineral resources with the zero-consumption, year-round skeleton undead!

Transform the Imperial Palace into the Demon King's Castle and occupy the harem...

When all the creatures in the world are looking for the successor of the Demon King, little do they know that the Demon King has already occupied the world!

That day, the hero was defeated, and the goddess of fate came to the world and let Shane give a victory speech.

Shane, lying on the snow-white pillow of the Elf Queen, said sincerely, "I became a demon king in order to marry a goddess!"

Goddess of fate: ???

After traveling through the ancient times, I was discovered by the Heaven at the beginning, and the Heavenly Punishment locked me down, but the system ran away?

He thought he was dead, but he found out that the merits of heaven could offset the punishment of heaven. Qin Ye suddenly had a bold idea.

Obliterate? Then he would first use up all his merits!

On this day, the entire prehistoric world fell into a deep silence. All the prehistoric powerful men were stunned and petrified, looking in horror at the merits of the heavenly way that enveloped the entire prehistoric continent.

Is it coveted by the powerful and mighty ones of the ancient times?

Don't panic, just find the big guys and connections first. As long as you have enough friends, you will have fewer enemies.

As a time traveler, Qin Ye knows that his greatest advantage is his imagination, which is different from that of all the creatures in the prehistoric world. Therefore, the style of the entire prehistoric world has become subtle under Qin Ye's transformation.

Qin Ye: Daozu, have you ever heard of the labor reform mechanism? Have you ever heard of the fully automatic punishment system? Have you ever heard of the Heavenly Dao Loan?

Qin Ye: Holy Mother, have you ever heard of the man-made worlds? Have you ever heard of the man-made worlds projecting themselves to prove their uniqueness?

Qin Ye: The Three Pure Ones cannot split up? No, the Three Pure Ones must split up!

Qin Ye: The West needs to be revived. We owe more and more merits to Heaven, but we don’t know how to repay them. It’s too small! The pattern is too small! Have you ever heard of rotating directors? Have you ever heard of generational management? Have you ever heard of interest first and principal later? Have you ever heard that the debtor is the boss?

Enemy: Damn it, we are cultivating the Great Dao in the prehistoric world, but you are cultivating your connections in the prehistoric world, and you are gaining face! ?

The introduction is weak, please read the main text.

[Magnificent, group portrait, IQ online, exciting, reversal, hilarious, relaxed, real, the correct guide to traveling through the wilderness]

King Cohen Corleone of Effiin, whose palace was attacked, got back his memories of his past life by chance and found that his experience was very similar to a game in his past life.

And his queen turned out to be the most beautiful woman on the continent and a powerful transcendent who would be deified in the flesh in the future - the ice and snow goddess Yadel Angrain!

What made him desperate was that this woman was most likely the real murderer behind the attack on the palace, the assassination of the king, the abolition of the royal family, and the planning of all this!

Her purpose was to concentrate the resources of Effiin and embark on the road to deification!

On the contrary, my queen is going to rebel!

Facing this "snake queen" who is ten years older than him, with extraordinary talent and stunning appearance.

Cohen calmed his mind. Everything has just begun, and nothing has happened yet. The memory of the game in his past life floated:

the noble lady of the Golden Wing family, who was rich on the continent, was about to face a life-and-death crisis! The divine treasure

of the Arcane Empire, which had been destroyed for a thousand years, is still buried deep underground!

The unparalleled Silver Dragon Countess is now just a down-and-out squire knight!

Arnold, the god of war, was still a low-class adventurer!

Cohen, who has recovered his past life memories, has foresight - save the Golden Winged Girl, dig up underground ruins, recruit god-level subordinates, organize an orc army, restore the royal family, regain power, and severely whip this "bad woman" who is destined to become a god!

"A loser like me should just die!"

In despair, Chen Yu jumped off the cliff, but was unexpectedly rescued by an alien spaceship that crashed ten thousand years ago.

[After testing, your brain development level has reached 3%, and you can obtain captain authority.]

"What! This spaceship was built by aliens? Then I will be rich!"

[Captain, you want to make money, isn't it easy? Let's go to space to mine gold!]

"What! You said this is a robot? This is obviously a beautiful woman, okay?"

[Captain, this is a highly realistic robot bodyguard I made for you. She has perfect measurements, an angelic face, and skin that is as smooth as a baby's. She even...]

"I want to conquer the universe!"

[Captain, you can start by conquering the Earth!]

A sci-fi thriller, Chen Yu relies on the technology he obtained from a spaceship of an advanced civilization outside the Milky Way to strengthen himself step by step, conquer the earth, build a super battleship, kill powerful interstellar enemies, and finally conquer the starry sky.

I traveled to the dragon world, but why did I turn into a car?

Lin Mai looked confused.

Just when he was at a loss, a prompt voice told him that he had joined the dimensional chat group.

Megatron: V-Me50, I'll install the power core for you!

...

"I will never forget that rainy night, the day you took away the person I loved the most on that viaduct."

Odin's pupils shrank slightly: "You, you are Chu Zihang?"

"No, I am Maybach."

Reborn before the Ragnarok server was launched, everything has a chance to start over again, and all the regrets will be made up one by one.

The talent that has not been awakened for ten years in the previous life, now with the memory of the previous life, obtain the god-level talent awakening stone, and open the super god-level talent!

Each general attack permanently increases a point of health!

General attacks cause true damage of 1% of their own maximum health!

With this talent, who can stop it!

When ordinary players are still thinking about how to quickly reach level 10, Lin Tianhao has already started to prepare to destroy the novice village.

When ordinary players are still kneeling and licking the main city mentor, wanting to learn one more skill, Lin Tianhao has already revived the ancient Eastern country!

Super god-level talent, super god-level hidden profession, blessing of the gods...

God-level assassin: Oh my god, I knocked down 1% of the health of the Snow Emperor with a combo, and he killed me in one shot.

God-level shield warrior: I have 100,000 armor and 5 million health points. I should push all directions. Who can stop me... Wait, how did the Snow Emperor clear my health bar with one arrow?

When an archer's health bar is a little thicker and his true damage is a little higher, this game becomes a little plain and simple.

Lin Tianhao: I am invincible, you can do whatever you want!

A World of Warcraft player brought his system to the game, intending to make a profit according to the plot, but found that the plot gradually went astray. He could only use his system and tactical thinking to climb up step by step.

After the orc war, he was excluded by the nobles and could only develop on his own. After the plot gradually collapsed, he finally hugged the world's biggest thigh and successfully established a powerful arcane empire. In order to distinguish it from the dark empire, people called it the Second Empire!

Standing guard as an imperial soldier inside the palace was dull and boring.

But the world outside the palace was full of excitement:

Some claimed to be great virtuous teachers, curing illnesses with talisman water and spreading the Taiping Jing scripture, gathering countless followers.

Some formed a mysterious assassin organization called the Green Clothes Tower, feared by all.

Some established the Brotherhood Hall at Liangshan Marsh, upholding justice and known as the “Timely Rain.”

Others founded the world’s largest gang, the Tianxia Society, dominating the realm.

…

But have you ever thought? All these people are my own incarnations!

Your Majesty, why do you have to rebel? This really makes things difficult for me…