I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Shinjiro was transported to the world of Bleach, becoming a human without spiritual power, unable to even defeat an ordinary Hollow. Fortunately, he obtained the [Life Simulation System], allowing him to experience the lives of different girls, change their life trajectories, increase their affection, and obtain rewards. He thought that since it was a simulated world, he could save girls but not take responsibility, and he was just a legend. But unexpectedly, one day, they all came knocking on his door? Rukia grabbed Shinjiro's collar, her little boots stomping on his chest, "Bastard! You've lied to me for so many years, and you think you can just walk away?" Retsu Unohana smiled and drew her sword: "How's your swordsmanship improving?" Rangiku Matsumoto squinted, "You used to say you only loved me, what's with these people now?" She glanced at Momo Hinamori, Soi Fon, and Ori Inoue behind her...

[Minor Illness][Multiple Female Leads][Strong Female Lead][Dual Civilizations] "My friend, your abilities will be a great lure, so I need you to achieve my goals. Similarly, this will help us develop our own weapon," Otto said. Zhong Li Mo silently agreed to Otto's proposal, thus sowing the seeds of her own downfall. "Sister... what are you going to do to my husband?!" "I won't let you disappear again... you will be by my side forever." "You mean our husband, whom we've waited fifty thousand years for, has been stolen by a bunch of paramecia?"

Standing before you are: the bard of Westeros, the court musician of the Seven Kingdoms, the battlefield singer, the singer of the Seven Gods, the adventurer of the entire map, the magic prophet, the information peddler... ahem—and of course, in the past, there were also: the vulgar harpist of the Peach Inn, the doggerel poet of Blacksmith Street, the jester of the Red Keep, the wandering singer of the King's Road, the soul singer of the Brotherhood... [After sunrise, flip a gold dragon coin] [Heads up, receive four pieces of information] [Tails up, receive a random poem] […] What, my ultimate goal? — Fame? A golden dragon? A title? A noblewoman's love? ... Damn it! I just want to improve, to "survive"! P.S. This book is also known as: Soul Transmigration is Soul Transmigration, what the hell is Seven-String Tom?!

[The First Emperor, Unifying the World Under Heaven][By the Mandate of Heaven, May His Reign Be Long and Prosperous][Cai'er, Childhood Sweetheart]

Yan Qianqiu travels to the Holy Demon Continent.

He was diagnosed with full innate spiritual power at the age of three, making him a chosen one of the gods in the cycle of reincarnation.

The Spirit Furnace that gave birth to the Six Paths of Reincarnation divides the power of the six paths.

The Way of Heaven and the interaction between Heaven and Man are governed by the Heavenly Sword, which controls the destiny of all things.

The Asura is unparalleled in slaughter, wielding the Asura Purgatory Sword to judge the lives of all.

The Human Path: discerning and identifying… The Animal Path: taming the ancestor of all beasts… The Hell Path: devouring the demonic body of heaven… The Hungry Ghost Path: controlling the spirits of the dead.

Yulong Pass

Yan Qianqiu wore the Devouring Demon Armor, carried the Slaughtering Hundreds of Heads on his back, and held the Heavenly Dao Heavenly Question Sword in his hand. Behind him, all beasts paid homage, and all spirits bowed in reverence.

He looked at the Demon Emperor, his voice resounding through the heavens, "The overthrow of the seventy-two Demon Gods begins today!"

...From then on,

The rebellious demonic dragon clan became the beasts seated by the First Emperor, bowing and receiving his divine favor.

To raise money for her sister's surgery, Lin Mo found a summer job as a cleaner with a daily wage of 100,000 yuan.

I thought it was a scam, but on my first day at work, I was taken to [Zone 0 - Land of Fallen Gods]!

As he cautiously wiped the dust off the "Demon-Suppressing Stele"...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing your daily task! Reward: 'Undying Divine Demon Body'!]

When he swept the "trash" from the battlefield of gods and demons into the trash can...

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the weekly mission! Reward: Divine Martial Art 'Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger'!]

From then on, Lin Mo embarked on an invincible path of "cleaning up" for gods and demons.

A martial arts prodigy: "A mere cleaner, how dare you speak to me?" Lin Mo slapped him away with a backhand slap, using the palm technique he had just mastered while mopping the floor.

A powerful Martial King was passing through the restricted area when he sensed the lingering dragon aura emanating from Lin Mo. Terrified, he immediately knelt down and said, "Senior, this junior had no intention of offending you!"

Lin Mo: "??? I just polished the dragon bone!"

When the forbidden zone erupted in chaos, the world was on the brink of destruction, and everyone was in despair, Lin Mo walked out carrying a broom, frowning and saying, "You've made such a mess, we'll have to work overtime again!"

【The mastermind behind the scenes, I am the only one who can do it】

In troubled Tokyo, hundreds of demons parade at night, fairy tales appear, legendary heroes and demons appear on the stage one after another, and people believe that spiritual energy has revived and rise and fall in the tide of the times.

Little did they know,

Everything dances in Qiuyuelu's hands.

Give others power, set off a "spiritual resurgence", and transform the entire planet.

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."

Chiyo Gen, a good citizen of the Three Good Citizens, was forced to work by an unscrupulous two-dimensional god. What is the two-dimensional god?! Fall orz. In short, under the strong request of a group of two-dimensional believers, I, an ordinary [actually not ordinary] Yokohama nanny gloriously traveled through time. Although there is a system with no bottom line, in short, I became a genius in the eyes of the wooden pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps, including but not limited to creating the Breathing of Wood, becoming the darling of the Butterfly House, and being forced to marry by Fuzukawa. "Ahhhhhh, I told you it was an accident, don't come over." Everyone in the Demon Slayer Corps: Ahhhhhhh, kiss me, kiss me, why don't you kiss me! Fuzukawa, we hate you.