The new book "Xu Xian Zhi" has been uploaded. Let me tell you a light-hearted and enjoyable new legend of Xu Xian.
In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.
“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”
“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”
In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.
“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.
“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”
By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.
"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"
"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."
Dai Yan: "Old Deng, give me some gold coins. Mr. Raymond is waiting for me outside!" Tololo: "I'm going to the observatory with the old man and won't be back tonight. What? You're going too, so you can get some help." Lightning: "I'll tell you later about how I gave the Raymond pendant to Dai Yan. What's wrong with taking the blame for your best friend? If you keep talking nonsense, it won't be the little thug who'll blow you up next time, Old Deng!" Facing the ultimate insult from Xixizhong, Cheng Chunan was furious. He decided not to pretend anymore! Showdown! I am the only commander of the Azur Lane port area! The agent of the Church on the Ash Front! The captain of the exploration team that tore apart the Mecha God on the Cross Front! Xixizhong, how are you going to face me, the three-line integration! How are you going to face it! Not only Griffin, I want the whole world to see what the commander's wrath is!
Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya
I wanted to be a playboy, but accidentally lost myself in the peninsula~~~
Korean entertainment, please don’t criticize.
"Mr. Yang, how did you create Gensokyo, a paradise where humans, magicians, monsters, ghosts, gods, and other races live in harmony?" "Using a rather heroic method." "What method?" "By marrying local girls of different races on behalf of the humans." "What kind of hero are you?!" "I give gifts to everyone I meet, ask questions when I don't understand, make friends through martial arts, practice and wander, help those in need when I see injustice, visit homes and rummage through everything!" "I treat both the necessary and the unnecessary equally, so it's only natural to emulate the heroes of the East, like Yuwen, Lao Chai, and Zhuge Liang, and marry multiple wives." This is the story of a young man's heroic journey, starting in Gensokyo, to cultivate a broad mind that embraces the Earth and creates a future where everyone can pursue happiness. Performance isn't the key to success, let me tell you! Excuse me, the secret of the Paladins!
Transmigration is the total rage of novels nowadays, and if the main character isn’t careful, they get swept up into the bandwagon, so this is a story from another continent. Magic? —— of course the main character won’t know how to use it, but what about knowing how to use electricity? Dou Qi? —— the main character still doesn’t know, but is inner power more strong? Beautiful women? —— of course the main character has them, or else there wouldn’t be anything worth reading in this novel. How many? —— that question’s quite good, if I told you everything, what would you read for?
In 2100, the third generation of virtual reality online games was launched. Yang Xiaofan, a man who wanted to break free from his sister's control and make money in the game, was still tragically caught in the act. The eldest sister smiled charmingly, "Xiaofan, come quickly! I'm almost leveling up, let me chop you down." The second sister gently picked up the magic wand, "Fan, I need to understand magic, would you like to be my test subject?" The third sister jumped up and waved a dagger, "Xiaofan, I'm going to assassinate you, pretend you can't see it."
He Xiao was reborn into the past.
His adopted sister, paralyzed, was cheerful and doting, tolerant and forgiving of him.
His future yandere wife, still a young girl, timidly knocked on his door on a rainy day.
A pair of innocent childhood sweethearts surrounded him, clumsily concealing their affection.
A fearful young lady, an angry classmate from Yingzhou, a sinister Rakshasa beauty...
He Xiao chose to use his own body as medicine to heal them all!
Now is the time, but I'm still afraid to speak. Something strange has been hidden deep inside me, for so long. Something is brewing, a feeling I've never felt before. It scares me that maybe I can't be the person I want to be. But what does it matter to us? What can I say? Are we from different worlds? Because every breath I take is for you. How can I face this life without you? I'm afraid, there's nothing to comfort me. How can I live without you? I'll be unable to sleep, lose consciousness, lose all my senses. Even in the pain, I can't shed a tear. Then it suddenly hits me that maybe we were never the same from the beginning. And that scares me even more. This dream we shared together can never be realized. Therefore, we must be apart. I can no longer be the person you need me to be. If there's a way to avoid hurting each other, I'll find it. I'll be devastated and fight for it, but I can only live with this impossible dream. If I can't be yours, what will I be?