A car, a gun, and as a police officer, I staged an American-style idai on the West Coast.

Capture my informant and beat up my little brother. Are you so cruel?

Have you asked me about the gun in my hand?

You must know that a gun is fast from seven steps away, but within seven steps, a gun is accurate and fast!

——Welcome to the Metaverse.

When Guo Kang came to this world, he gradually discovered that history seemed to be wrong.

In the former Eastern Roman Empire, a country called the "Roman Khanate" appeared. His adoptive father, Guo Daxia, as one of the most important princes of the Khanate, is fighting for it.

Looking around, all kinds of strange "Yuan" regimes make this world full of vitality and everything is competing. However, behind them, beyond the distant fog, a seemingly ridiculously strong Ming Dynasty is watching everyone.

There are rumors among martial artists that the fate of Rome will end in a few decades. Who will destroy it? Can Guo Kang save its fate?

What does it feel like to play all the main characters by yourself? Su Mu, Transmigrator No.1, is here to explain in detail.

As soon as she transmigrated into a novel, she became the vicious second female lead who forced the sickly villain to sleep in the stables. Looking at this future live-in son-in-law carefully chosen by the original host’s parents, Su Mu felt bitter but couldn’t say a word.

First round: She died.

Second round: She became the male lead and heroically tried to save another hero—only to get stabbed in the back. When Su Mu saw the gloomy face behind her, she couldn’t help but yell at the sky: "I really admire you, you sly bastard..."

Third round: After going through countless hardships, Su Mu finally succeeded in becoming the female lead. As the white moonlight of the villain’s heart, surely she wouldn't mess up this time, right?

But can someone please tell her—

When did the villain change their white moonlight?!

The Han lost its power, and all the heroes in the world were chasing it!

The emperor wields a sword to rule the world, while military generals wield knives to expand territory and quell rebellions!

My situation is now decided, and I entrust the Han Dynasty to you!

You and I will play the game of chess set by the late emperor! Regardless of victory or defeat, we will all fight for the Liu family's kingdom!

If Liu Han never betrays me, I will never betray the Liu Han Dynasty! If I break this oath, I will be punished by heaven and earth!

Since I ascended the throne, I have been trembling with fear, afraid of making mistakes, taking a wrong step. For the sake of the Han Dynasty and the people, I dare not spend an extra copper coin, let alone indulge in wine and women.

The Yellow Turban Rebellion spread across eight states of the Han Dynasty, but why was it eliminated in ten months?

After the Yellow Turban Rebellion, Liu Hong only had one meat meal, so why did he add the Wanjin Hall?

There were 30,000 soldiers in the capital, but Dong Zhuo only had 3,000 Flying Bear soldiers and was able to enter Luoyang and cause chaos in the palace?

[Princess Jinyang and Little Sizi Li Mingda's Daily Time Travel + Dual Time Travel + No System + Baby] A stumble landed Princess Jinyang Li Mingda in the 21st century. From then on, the little princess embarked on a life of shopping and eating. Little Princess: Braised pork is so good! I want more! Little Princess: Toffees are so sweet! Give them to me! Little Princess: Korole is so delicious! This one is also my favorite! Seeing little kids on the street riding electric cars, playing with electric water guns, and skateboarding... The little princess looked at Jiang Yi with her adorable eyes. Jiang Yi: "Gao Guo Guo, can you buy some for Little Sizi?" Jiang Yi: "Okay, okay, these are all Mingda's!"

Q: When you enter the fast-travel world with a cannon fodder mission, but in the first world, you recognize the wrong protagonist and successfully bring the paranoid heroine home. You also accidentally increase the disgust value that should have been increased to 100% love value. What should you do?

Jiang Ling: What else can I do? Run!

In order to complete the task, Jiang Ling had to torture the heroine physically and mentally to the maximum hatred value, and finally successfully escaped death.

When she thought the system failure was fixed and she could successfully carry out the next task, she found that the heroine's yandere attribute had been completely activated by her, and the target was only her.

Xianxia Script [√]: On the wedding day of the fairy-like heroine, the man opened his scarlet eyes and used the phoenix's heart blood to seal his fate with her.

Entertainment industry script [√]: The gentle and lovely heroine releases her coolness anytime and anywhere in the love variety show, and is strongly bound to a romantic relationship with her.

Ancient script [√]: In order to marry her, the heroine holding the golden finger handed her a wedding dress and asked her to put it on, and then went to the bridal chamber with her.

…

Jiang Ling: Trembling.

☆Tip: 1v1 top and bottom.

[Double Purity + Fancy Flirting with Husband + Two-Way Redemption + Sweet Love Story]

Everyone in the capital knew that Madam Lan Qingxi was disliked by her husband's family, abused by her mother-in-law, and was a plaything in the hands of the treacherous Prime Minister Song Linyuan. They were all waiting for her to be divorced, drowned in a pond, and abandoned, and to meet a very tragic end.

Until one day, when Lan Qingxi was leaving the Marquis' Mansion, Song Linyuan was waiting at the door. He wiped the dust off her shoes, carefully helped her into the bridal sedan, and married her with a grand ceremony. Everyone then realized that they had made a mistake.

After their wedding, Song Linyuan said: "Madam, it is widely rumored in the capital that I am henpecked."

Lan Qingxi looked innocent: "Who is such a big dog who dares to spread rumors about the Prime Minister? Drag him out and chop him into pieces."

Song Linyuan: "Me."

Lan Qingxi: “…”

Lan Qingxi's Quotes:

Acting successfully in front of a scumbag is called lying.

If you can act successfully in front of Song Linyuan, you are a winner in life.

(Yandere + Double Rebirth + Forced Love + Seduction & Possession + Sweet Spoiling + Mutual Purity)

As the daughter of the Duke Who Guards the Nation, Su Wanqing was supposed to marry the Crown Prince and live a peaceful life.

But on the day of her wedding, she was instead carried into the bed of the Legitimate Eldest Princess...

> “Wanwan, whether it’s today or from now on, you can only belong to me~”

Su Wanqing tried to run, but with her delicate and frail body, she couldn’t resist the princess’s forceful demands.

The next morning, when she awoke with difficulty, her body covered in traces of passion, she heard the shrill voice of a eunuch outside the palace gates:

> “Demoness Su Wanqing, defied the imperial decree, betrayed her husband, seduced the princess—

For these crimes, she is to be punished with poisoned wine. Her father, the Duke Who Guards the Nation, is to be exiled to the southern frontier!”

Perhaps Heaven took pity on her—Su Wanqing was reborn, returning to the time before the emperor bestowed the marriage.

This time, she swore to rewrite the bloody fate of her past life.

What she didn’t know, however, was that the yandere princess had also been reborn—with her memories intact, and her obsession with Su Wanqing even deeper...

(A delicate and fragile noble daughter vs. a storm-stirring, possessive princess)

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

A company manager was stranded in Japan due to the pandemic. With nothing to do, he played a Japanese Warring States game to pass the time. He ended up playing all night and fell asleep. Upon waking, he discovered he had traveled through time and space into the game, becoming the protagonist he had chosen, Satake Yoshishige...