The story follows Jiang Bai, a "good-for-nothing" who accidentally transmigrates into a world based on a Cthulhu-themed tabletop game. He acquires the "Lie Flat" (or "Slack Off") talent, a seemingly useless ability that, instead of helping him, dramatically increases the difficulty of his missions. Despite this, he manages to gradually grow stronger, only to be framed and forced into becoming a non-player character (NPC)—specifically, an "Ambassador of a Heretical Cult."

Now, as a boss-like figure, he is constantly visited by various cultists and eldritch gods seeking to recruit him. Overwhelmed by their deceitful schemes and complex machinations, Jiang Bai maintains his desire to just slack off and avoid trouble. However, unlike a traditional villain, his persona, the "White Light of Purity," is not a force of pure evil. Instead, he becomes a unique existence who seeks to find order within chaos and spread light within the darkness, subverting the rules of the game's dungeons in his own way.

He traveled to Wei County, Beifeng County, Gan Kingdom, and became the last Taoist priest in Qingyun Temple.

This line of Taoism is somewhat difficult to practice, and Li Yanchu only wants to meditate and refine the elixir so that he can succeed in cultivating immortality as soon as possible.

But there was no other wealth in the Taoist temple except a black donkey.

In order to make a living, Li Yanchu had no choice but to wear brass knuckles, pick up a butcher knife, and perform rituals to exorcise evil spirits for others.

"Little Taoist priest, this thing of yours has no effect on me." The ghost sneered.

The next moment, the ghost turned to ashes!

"This is made of lightning-struck wood, soaked in black dog blood."

Li Yanchu discovered that by killing ghosts, he could gain merit and improve the quality of all things through imperial decrees!

Many years later, Li Yanchu passed by a remote mountain village full of resentment. It was a very dangerous place!

Xuanmen magic is greatly suppressed here.

Facing this village full of old ghosts, Li Yanchu smiled slightly: "Fortunately, I know a little bit of boxing!"

Li Si, who loves peace, is kind-hearted and handsome, traveled through time. What bad intentions could he have? He

just wanted to meet more confidantes, barely become a prince, and be rich enough to rival a country.

Unfortunately, an indescribable evil god invaded this world a thousand years ago.

The earth is full of polluted and alienated evil spirits, believers who worship evil gods crazily, fallen humans, and even weeds have changed.

What else can Li Si do?

He can only wave the hoe with tears in his eyes and full of affection...

"Kill the strange grass, get gray firewood +1, accumulate one hundred gray firewood, and smelt one gray luck."

"Kill the evil god believers, get black firewood +1, accumulate one hundred black firewood, and smelt one black luck."

"Kill the weird evil spirits, get white firewood +1, accumulate one hundred white firewood, and smelt one white luck."

Li Si: Evil God, I want you to help me practice!

(Character Guarantee, Three Million Old Book One Piece: The Evil General) I was bitten by a zombie, which doesn’t seem to be a bad thing.

Because after being bitten, not only did I not turn into a zombie, but the zombies would no longer attack me.

While people were struggling to survive being chased by zombies, I was walking freely among the zombies.

While people were fighting each other for a piece of bread, I had already collected a large amount of supplies and raised an army.

When people were besieged by zombies and reluctantly established camps, I had become the overlord of one party!

(Shuangwen is unsystematic and dark, that’s probably it!)

[New theme, Cthulhu, evil gods, behind-the-scenes mastermind, school beauty slavery, SAN value reset to zero, multiple female protagonists, invincible. ]

Eighteen years ago, I traveled through a high-level martial arts world. One month ago, I went mad and was confined to a mental hospital.

It wasn't until today that I realized I wasn't a madman, but an awakening Old One! My existence is the source of pollution!

That day, the school beauty who was forced into a desperate situation by her family fell from the sky, landed on my hospital bed, and accidentally touched my breath.

Overnight, her sanity was wiped out, her SAN value dropped to zero, and she degenerated into the first divinely chosen priestess under my command, starting an endless slaughter for me.

Hymn to the Evil God (lyrics already prepared, talented readers please compose the music):

Main Song:

My sanity collapsed at the end, your good news was in my ears, and when the chain was wrapped around my throat, I realized that pain was a kiss.

At the end of my sanity, I hear your gospel. At the end of my sanity, I hear your gospel.

My sanity is broken at the end, your gospel is in my ears, my chains are your embrace, and my pain is your kiss.

At the end of my sanity, I hear your gospel. At the end of my sanity, I hear your gospel.

refrain:

I offer you my bones and blood, my soul and spirit.

I kneel before your throne and pray for eternal damnation.

I offer you my bones and blood, my soul and spirit.

I kneel before your throne and pray for eternal damnation.

From then on, the aloof Valkyrie, the yandere female CEO, the desperate female scientist... they cried and vied with each other to offer their reason and soul, just to become my most fanatical believers and listen to my gospel.

And I just need to sit behind the scenes and watch this world slide into the abyss of madness step by step in my whispers.

[Coffin Keeper + Pet Coffin Spirit + System + Supernatural Power + Cool Writing + Decisive Killing]

Ye Mo traveled to a parallel world that merged with countless terrifying cemetery secrets.

Here, evil monsters such as demons, monsters, undead, ghosts, zombies, and ferocious beasts are rampant.

After humans awaken their talents, they can contract monsters in coffins to fight, and are called coffin keepers.

However, when Ye Mo awakened his talent as a corpse servant at the beginning, he could only contract the most recognized weakest and most flawed race, the corpse clan!

Until he obtained the strongest corpse-raising system, everything changed...

Ye Mo: "The devil is the strongest? The corpse clan is the weakest?"

Ye Mo: "Let's fight!"

"Zombie [Tyrant T002] evolves into [Blade Tyrant], the ultimate evolution route is [God Terminator]"

"Zombie [Flying Zombie Girl] evolves into [Unbreakable Bones], the ultimate evolution route is [Heavenly Zombie Emperor Daughter]"

"Zombie [Zombie Matrix] evolves into [White-haired Zombie King], the ultimate evolution route is [Immortal Zombie Demon]"

"Zombie [Mutated Nurse Zombie] Evolved [Bloody Queen]"

[Millennium Corpse King], eventually evolved into [Zombie True Ancestor],

[Undead Corpse General], eventually evolves into [Zombie True Ancestor]

[Corpse Dragon], eventually evolves into [Starry Sky Dead Dragon]...

[Rebirth + Live Broadcast + Fortune Telling + Ghost Hunting + Unit Plot + Abuse and Slapping of Scumbags + A Refreshing Story of a Wealthy Family]

After waking up from a dream, Huo Ning, a leader of the Xuan Sect, transmigrated into the miserable daughter of the Huo family, who was kicked out and burdened with huge debts. To pay back the debt, she started livestreaming fortune-telling.

"Host, I've been entangled with Yin Taohua recently. There's a female ghost who cleans my room every day and doesn't allow me to eat takeout!"

Huo Ning's mouth twitched slightly, "Don't think too much, kid, that's your mother."

"Host, please help me calculate whether my brother has a bright future."

Huo Ning smiled slightly. "Your brother is involved in selecting concubines, tax evasion, pornography, gambling, and drugs. He's recently been jailed. I suggest you stop being a fan immediately."

"Anchor, after a certain wealthy businessman's wife passed away, he built a building in her name to commemorate her. How touching."

Huo Ning rolled her eyes. "Oh, his wife died unjustly, and he built that building to suppress her."

One day, her scumbag father, whose company went bankrupt, came with her lame and disfigured stepmother and sister, begging her to save them.

Huo Ning smiled magnanimously, "I think you won't live long. I'll calculate the day you'll die during the live broadcast."

(The protagonist is not human, there is no female lead, and technology is humanity's most powerful weapon! In any era, the protagonist is at the pinnacle of existence and doesn't play the fool!)

A bizarre invasion plunges human civilization into turmoil. As demons and monsters clash with technological might, an ancient evil, the Corrupted Tree, reborn in the endless void, returns to the world in the body of a mortal.

A torrential downpour stirred up the dark clouds, and the crowd knelt respectfully on the ground. Accompanied by the eerie wails of remnant souls, an unparalleled evil force tore through the sky. In the endless void, a pale, vertically-eyed phantom gazed down upon the mortal world!

"Heavenly calamity, divided into three, leads to death and ruin!"

A storm raged, and Xia Yuxuan was surrounded by a suit of skeletal armor. His pale robes fluttered in the wind, and eroded branches extended from his back, emanating a terrifying evil aura!

A calamity shrouds the sky, and an evil god wreaks havoc on the world!

Shang Jingyan wakes up in the interstellar era and quickly realizes—this world is weird.

The arts have flourished, and entertainment comes in all shapes and sizes. But there’s one glaring omission: darkness. No horror, no fear, nothing remotely unsettling. Instead, the entire galaxy is obsessed with love stories, dreamy fantasies, and endless pink bubbles.

System: “Your mission is to become a literary icon! Collect ‘Heartbeat Points’ by making audiences swoon!”

Former horror director Shang Jingyan: “Got it. No problem.”

A few days later, a short film titled Married to an Eldritch God goes live. The opening shot? A cosmic horror’s grotesque visage filling the screen. The middle? Blood, madness, and creeping dread. The ending? Unspeakable.

—Statistically, every single unfortunate viewer’s heart rate that night skyrocketed to 180 bpm.

System: “Wait… WHAT?! This works too?!”

Viewer A: “I only watch romance shows… Wait, horror is actually amazing?!”

Gamer B: “I just wanted to romance the NPCs… Ghost, prepare to die!”

Casual Viewer C: “I’m not scared of anything—oh hell no, I’m not sleeping tonight.”

With sheer creative force, Shang Jingyan ignites a horror frenzy across the galaxy.

They say she can terrify an entire civilization with just three sentences:

“I’m making a movie.”

“I’m developing a game.”

“I’m directing a variety show.”

And yet, despite the screams and tears, people just. Keep. Watching.

Years later, critics would say:

“She was the queen of the Second Galactic Era, the one who reintroduced fear and rage to the masses.”

“She created countless works, all to deliver a single message—”

“I will awaken your nightmares. So scream for me. Let your heart race!”

He was told he only had three months to live.

But there is always a way out, Lin Xiao awakened the super star training system.

The system not only helps him cure his terminal illness, but also makes him a world-famous superstar.

It’s just...the tasks assigned by this system are so strange?

Go explore a haunted house where someone has died.

Combing my hair in front of the mirror in the middle of the night.

Fight against a psychopathic killer.

System, are you sure you want to heal me, not kill me?

The audience watched Lin Xiao screaming as he was chased by the female ghost in red.

They all exclaimed, wondering who this boy was and how he could have such superb acting skills at such a young age?

Lin Xiao yelled, "Fuck you! If you have the time, can you please call a Taoist priest to come to me first? I'm waiting online, urgent!!!"