Kitahara was getting married.
Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:
"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."
"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."
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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."
"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"
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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."
"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."
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A man torn between love... and survival.
(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)
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Kira Yoshikage, a 19-year-old college student, dreams of becoming a low-level author. He doesn't need to compete with Kasumigaoka Utaha for sales, nor does he need illustrations from Eromanga-sensei. He simply wants to make money and live a quiet life without leaving home. One day, after his manuscript is rejected, Kira Yoshikage witnesses a beautiful young serial killer committing crimes in an alley. Suddenly, Kira realizes what he should write! Thus, a simple mystery novel starring a beautiful yandere serial killer is successfully published. The day after publication, "Mr. Kira, based on the details of the crimes in the book, we have reason to suspect that you are the serial killer. Please join us." Kira Yoshikage: "?" A reporter: "Mr. Kira, I heard you accepted the serial killer's challenge and caught him!" Kira Yoshikage: "You're wrong. "It just exploded on the way to kill me." Reporter: "?" "Congratulations, Mr. Kira, for winning first place in 'This light novel is amazing!'" Kira Yoshikage: "Do you understand what 'normal' means?"
[Hundreds of changes + many original ghost story copies + many beautiful female weirdos + sticky sticky sticky]
Lin Xiao, whose confession to the school beauty was rejected, was chosen as the [Chosen One of Dragon Country] the next second and entered the world of ghost stories!
He chose a female character and got the Goddess System.
In the second copy, she appeared——
A yandere girl who can kill people by singing "It's Dark".
The only way Lin Xiao could stop her was... to block her singing with his mouth.
As a result, the style of painting gradually became outrageous:
While others were decrypting, she was chatting with Lu Xiaomei.
While others were running for their lives, she was sealing Lu Xiaomei's murderous song with a kiss.
While others were terrified, she was thinking about how to bring her weird girlfriend back to reality...
And when they finally cleared all the dungeons and returned to the real world——
Lu Xiaomei put her arms around her neck and asked with a smile:
"Now, can we live without shame?"
Lin Xiao: “…”
(Help! How come this yandere girlfriend is even harder to deal with than a strange story?!)
After traveling to Tokyo, Lin Chen became a handsome monk in Qingquan Temple, and was flirted with by countless female pilgrims every day.
He originally thought that this was just an ordinary parallel world.
Until this day.
"Mage, the Slit-Mouthed Woman has appeared recently, you must be careful!"
Lin Chen didn't take it seriously. Haha, what era is this? Still using this kind of trick to chat up girls? How childish!
In the evening, when he came back after eating ramen.
A woman wearing a mask and holding a pair of scissors asked him.
"Do you think I'm beautiful?"
Lin Chen said without hesitation: "Beautiful."
When she took off her mask, a hideous crack was revealed.
"What do you think now?"
Lin Chen: “????”
At this moment, the system awakened.
"Host, please choose: 1. Forcefully kiss the woman with a slit mouth, reward: Arhat Dharmakaya. 2. Appeal to her emotions and reason, reward: Speedy Legs. 3. You are truly ugly, reward: Leave your body intact."
P.S. This book is also known as "One Punch Master in the Sakura," "Kayako, You Don't Want Toshio to Get into Trouble, Do You?", "Hachisha-sama's Loving Monk," and "Hanako the Ghost Child Wants Chicken Bang Bang." ...
[No cheat code + ordinary people gradually become stronger + comprehensive (zombie drama/game) splicing + slow-paced infrastructure development + hardcore realism + multiple women + make up for the regret without knife] (contains a small amount of secondary creation, everything is for the plot, don't read if you don't like it, this time it will be a different Walking Dead)
Opening: The Walking Dead web series
Main plot: The Walking Dead main series + some spin-off series
Elements: The Walking Dead 1+Left 4 Dead 1+Zombie Destruction Project+Resident Evil+Zombie Nation+Dying Light, etc.
(The amount of work required to put it together is huge, and the plot that hasn't appeared simply means it hasn't been written yet, so please be patient)
Zhou Nan traveled to the dangerous world of The Walking Dead.
Here, Zhou Nan will lead everyone to resist invasions, build camps, construct high walls, open up wasteland for farming, raise livestock, conduct trade, develop technology, and develop vaccines... until finally rebuilding a new civilized order.
Slowly, Zhou Nan discovered that this world did not seem to be a pure world of the walking dead, but a comprehensive zombie world!
This time, The Walking Dead is a little different. Here you can meet Harlan Superman, Kentucky War God, Delta Force, and even the queen-like Ada Wong...
The Governor, Negan, Alpha, the Pope, Pamela and other minor villains all said that Zhou Nan was great, and signaled Zhou Nan to stop fighting, otherwise someone would be killed!
Ada, Hannah, Beth, Amy, Jill, Alice, Diana... all said Zhou Nan was great, but also told him to stop fighting, as if he got it wrong, someone could get killed...
[The introduction is weak, please move to the main text! ]
My name is Chen Mo, and I traveled through time.
Good news: he is a rich young man, well-dressed and well-fed, with a group of beautiful girls.
Bad news: You have been cursed by a ghost and may turn into a ghost at any time.
Ji is still here, so you won’t let me live as a human being?
[Analyzer: This is not an ordinary ghost curse, it is a ghost fetus]
"Ghost fetus? Will it run out of my body when it grows up?"
[Yes! Do you want to modify your bloodline and fuse it with the ghost fetus?]
"Do I have a choice? Modify it!"
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This is a world where demons are rampant.
There are red lanterns in the old house, paper figurines singing evil operas, ghosts hanged with white silk, and evil spirits worshipped in the dilapidated temple.
I just want to live a quiet life as a rich young man, but... there are always demons trying to harm me.
I had no choice but to constantly modify myself and integrate all the ghosts and monsters... until one day, all the monsters and monsters were afraid of me.
Because I have become the ultimate demon!
He was told he only had three months to live.
But there is always a way out, Lin Xiao awakened the super star training system.
The system not only helps him cure his terminal illness, but also makes him a world-famous superstar.
It’s just...the tasks assigned by this system are so strange?
Go explore a haunted house where someone has died.
Combing my hair in front of the mirror in the middle of the night.
Fight against a psychopathic killer.
System, are you sure you want to heal me, not kill me?
The audience watched Lin Xiao screaming as he was chased by the female ghost in red.
They all exclaimed, wondering who this boy was and how he could have such superb acting skills at such a young age?
Lin Xiao yelled, "Fuck you! If you have the time, can you please call a Taoist priest to come to me first? I'm waiting online, urgent!!!"
[Cthulhu Style + Anomaly Containment + Superpowers + Mystery + Eldritch]
Over three hundred years ago, humanity received a "Gilded Aluminum Plate" from a higher-dimensional world known as the Pioneer Plate.
Based on the hieroglyphic script upon it, humans provisionally translated its title as — Shēn Xuān Lù (訷諻籙).
At the same time—
The world underwent dimensional elevation. Humanity began to evolve.
They deciphered from the Shēn Xuān Lù the records of mysterious beings from even higher dimensions.
And came to realize…
The invasion from the higher dimensions had already begun long before the plate arrived.
The eldritch descends. High-dimension invades.
Logic disintegrates. Civilization stalls.
A group of dimensionally elevated individuals with special abilities press forward in the dusk—before the sun falls completely.
Mere beasts vast enough to drink rivers and swallow seas?
Mere mountains of flesh with a hundred oozing black-blooded eyes?
Mere apocalyptic zombie tides blotting out the sky?
Mere bizarre, chaotic, incomprehensible oddities?
All these fears... do they truly arise just from insufficient firepower?
Glimpses from the corners of your vision.
Terror swimming through your sea of consciousness.
Eldritch entities lurking within your dreams.
Divine names whispered from unknown mouths.
Can the bullets in your gun... strike the monster inside your mind?
Zhou You originally thought his life would be utterly ordinary.
An ordinary birth, an ordinary upbringing, ordinary studies… and then an utterly ordinary death from a terminal illness.
Until he came across an equally plain-looking black book.
From then on, “ordinary” stepped into the realm of the “extraordinary.”
The inescapable Building No. 4, the eerie old street, the Flesh Abomination singing the Ascension Opera, indescribable resurrected beings…
Each script is a profound nightmare, yet every nightmare is also a chance at survival…
The candlelight flares, illuminating a tiny temple. The grotesque descends, and the curtain of the story rises once more.
—So then, welcome to the Grotesque Game!
A gloomy mist shrouds the land.
Amid the ruins of the city, traces of humanity’s past have yet to fade from this forsaken ground.
The glory is gone, and now humans are hiding like rats beneath the flicker of flames. The black sun hanging high above is a symbol that this place has changed hands—this is their paradise.
Beneath the surging depths of the sea, something is rising. In the void, heavy whispers echo, while strange, veiled silhouettes observe in silence.
A glimpse of malevolent compound eyes flashes from beneath the bed, while an evil presence lingers in the otherworld. Tempting whispers surround the ears, as terrifying entities wander through the ruins.
Evil thrives and grows, while humanity’s spirit dims and loses its light.
Lu Li holds salvation tightly and walks toward them with unwavering steps.