Flying Thunder God at the beginning?

The ninja world is a slacker!

Naruto said: I don’t have any big dreams in this life, I just like to lie down, slack off, and eat gigolos…

No initiative! No rejection! No promise! No responsibility!

This is my Uzumaki Naruto’s ninja way!

The main ninjutsu is to roll balls with one hand!

The escape technique, the blood inheritance, the tailed beast, the rich woman’s…

I’ll give you a fuck!!!!!!

Meng Xihong traveled through time and space, becoming a constable. He married his wife, Lady Bai, and gave birth to his eldest son, Meng Yanqing, opening the family genealogy. With the birth of each child, Meng Xihong would gain new talent entries, which could be passed on to his offspring. With the birth of his eldest son, Meng Xihong gained the [Martial Arts Bones] and began his martial arts training. He mastered the Dark Power technique, becoming a third-rate master, and later attained the Bright Power technique. In the third year, Lady Bai became pregnant again, giving birth to twins, Meng Yanwei and Meng Yanning. Meng Xihong gained the [Literary Mind and Spirit] and the [Immortal Bones], officially embarking on the path of immortal cultivation. A century passed in the blink of an eye. As the Meng family produced numerous talented individuals, their prestige reigned supreme, attracting the attention of sacred lands and the submission of immortal sects, the old ancestor, who sat deep within the ancestral temple, leisurely divinations of fortune and misfortune, finally opened his eyes. "Hmm, today's divination indicates good fortune. Look..."

Due to an accident, Chu Tianxing traveled to the Dali Dynasty in the fantasy world and awakened a system that enhanced resources billions of times.

Ordinary cultivation resources can be turned into treasures in Chu Tianxing's hands.

Loser in cultivation: It doesn’t matter, I will be strengthened 100 million times and obtain the Chaos Divine Body!

Ordinary elixir: It doesn’t matter, strengthen it ten thousand times and get the best elixir!

Ordinary Kung Fu: It doesn’t matter, strengthen it a million times and get peerless Kung Fu!

It’s difficult to practice martial arts: It doesn’t matter, you can strengthen it a million times and directly reach the realm of great success in one step!

Ordinary weapons: It doesn’t matter, strengthen them tens of millions of times and get immortal weapons or divine weapons!

"Chu Tianxing, you said you have no background and are just an ordinary person, so what are these peerless skills and peerless magic weapons?"

…

Chen Xuan has been in the cultivation world for fifteen years. Although he's just an odd-job worker for a cultivation family, he's successfully embarked on the path of immortality, with a promising future ahead. However, while diligently cultivating, an old friend informed him he's fated to die in three years!

At this crucial moment, he awakened the Simulator System. Each simulation allows him to choose different talent traits:

Sword Dao Genius: You possess extremely high comprehension of the Sword Dao; you learn it instantly.

Spirit Medium: You can hear the inner thoughts of demonic beasts.

Financial Tycoon: You're highly sensitive to economics, transforming into a ruthless capitalist, madly accumulating wealth.

Plagued by Bad Luck: Your entire life is unlucky, and those close to you will also experience misfortune.

Through repeated simulations, Chen Xuan discovered that this was not the world of cultivation he yearned for. From top to bottom, it was simply a hell that devours people without spitting out their bones...

[Name: Li Xiang]

[Comprehension: 99970]

[Root: 10]

[Family: 10]

[Luck: 10]

[Attribute assignment is complete, would you like to start the simulation?]

"Start!"

[0 years old: You are born, purple air comes from the east for 30,000 miles, the immortal awakens, the Buddha picks up a flower, the whole world has changed because of your birth, you, no, you!]

[Your legendary life has begun!]

Xia Li was reborn as a poor and cowardly orphan in the 1980s. Just when she thought she would starve from then on, she picked up a wild man.

The wild man has no other problems except that he is a little stupid. He goes to the mountains to hunt and to the fields to farm every day. He can warm the bed at home and fight outside, like a big wolfdog guarding the house.

The villagers secretly mocked Xia Li, saying that she had raised a wild man, but Xia Li didn't care.

Unexpectedly, at night, the wild man, with a slightly red face and a straight and handsome face, took the initiative to unbutton his coat, revealing his strong and thin body, and sat on the edge of the bed like a shy young wife: "I heard that wild men, wild men are meant to be stolen..."

Spiritual energy revives, and martial arts flourishes.

Lin Fan, who obtained Xiuxian University, was bound by the system and began to teach and educate people.

Can't enter the Martial Arts University without bone roots?

It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you.

Can't enter the Martial Arts University because of dull talent?

It doesn't matter, Xiuxian University is waiting for you.

Wait until the alien civilization comes and the martial arts collapse.

It doesn't matter, as long as I have Xiuxian University, all the villains will be killed.

Hundreds of millions of people around the world have traveled to the world of martial arts, and countless people are struggling to survive, but Chen Lie has awakened the immortal cultivation simulator!

【The Immortal Cultivation Simulator is now open! 】

【Please select your initial talent! 】

[Martial God Bloodline], [Houyi's Divine Arrow], [Great Dao Chaos Body], [Eight Nine Profound Arts]...

【Selection completed, simulation begins! 】

The next day, you were practicing when a woman suddenly broke into your house.

[Under the moonlight, you inexplicably thought she was very beautiful, and you had sex.]

[[That night the wolves attacked, you were unprepared and were overwhelmed by them]

You're dead

As long as he has enough money, Chen Lie can perform simulations to gain powerful talents and use them for his own benefit!

In the era of universal martial arts training, Chen Lie single-handedly drives the upgrade of military power throughout the world!

A few years later, the immortal cultivation sects invaded, but discovered in despair that the power of this world was beyond their imagination!

"Holy crap! How could there be a Yuanying stage master in the martial arts world?"

"A small leader under Chen Lie's command is actually more powerful than my ancestor!"

"Woo woo woo, my clan leader has been captured by Chen Lie and taken to mining!"

"Silly children, run away!"

After waking up from a dream, Baili Donglin traveled through time and space and became Baili Dongjun's younger brother. He was bound to the Gou Shen system and could become stronger as long as he stayed alive. Baili Donglin gained incredible comprehension. [Ding, incredible comprehension. The master learned the self-healing of wounds from the postpartum care of sows.] [Ding, the master observed martial arts and learned the Sky-breaking Fist.] [Ding, the master observed the 36-hand piano lessons and learned the Six-Fingered Qin Demon.] Baili Dongjun: "If I didn't have a younger brother like me, I would have become famous in the martial arts world." Li Changsheng: "This kid is so terrifying." Ye Dingzhi: "Why is this guy so strong and so cowardly? This is unfair~" Lei Mengsha: "I treat you as a brother, and you're trying to seduce my daughter?"

That year I woke up from underground, with the earth as my blanket and silence as my sleep.

A few years later,

…

A group of monsters from the mountains came to meet me, and I sat alone on the tower to spend the night.