System: “My s*upid Host, do you desire Ninjutsu?”

Host: “NO! I long for girls, the kinds that are soft and cute!”

System: “When you become the strongest in the Ninja World, at the

pinnacle, you can have whatever you want!”

Host: “Then Ninjutsu is what I long for!”

After transcending to a new world, Ye Xuan miraculously obtained the Swallowing System.

Not only could it swallow everything (wink wink nudge nudge), it could also extract bloodlines, martial arts, godly weapons, medicinal pills, treasures…

“This (beer) is way too strong! Don’t challenge me! Do you believe that I can’t swallow your divine swords?”

This novel is also known as All My Beasts are Legendary

Twenty thousand yuan daily

[Lingming Stone Monkey] + [Nine Turns Xuanmu Qi] + [Earth Shark Transformation Fruit] + [Colorful Lingyun] = Lingming God Monkey King

[Lingming God Monkey King] + [Zhenhai God Iron] + …… = Qitian God Monkey King

[Qitianshen Monkey King] + …… = Pantianshen Ape

In the era of the nation’s beasts, Ye Xuan brought a super favorite editor, indicating that he could also evolve a snake into a dragon that soars for nine days.

Thus, the little monkey he raised became a god ape.

The bird he raised became a giant Kunpeng.

She was the godly thief of the 24th century, yet she was reincarnated as a good-for-nothing idiot with no parents. Not only that, she had to bend her will according to her relatives’ mood. Idiot? Trash? Very well, sooner or later, she will show these group of silly earthlings what it means to be too late for regrets!

Battle-qi? Magic? Her talent on both magic and martial arts will mortify every genius in existence. The position of the clan chief? The mythological Vermilion Bird? Want them? So sorry~ She already took them!

But who will tell her, that the cute boy who gets carsick easily was really the mythological Vermilion Bird? Then, what about the elder that’s residing in her body, just which deity does that mysterious soul belong to? Furthermore……

Why was it that other people’s companion were those kind of domineering, and incomparably mighty type. Why was it the ones around her were either an evil merchant or a sly fox, a useless nerd or a playboy, the worst is this sick pretty boy! What happened to ruling the world, and standing above all else? Please don’t f*ck with me!

Fang Yu, who has practiced for nearly five thousand years, still hasn’t broken through the key refining period… Now its the modern period in earth. “I might be in the key refining period but you don’t want to mess with me”.

The future unfolded on a magnificent scale into the Interstellar Age. Humanity finally solved the space warp technology, but when humanity transported themselves into the other end, they discovered that place neither had a past nor future, nor was there any land under the starry skies……

The mysterious sanctuary was actually a world filled with countless tyrannical unusual organisms. Humanity faced their great leap in evolution, starting the most glorious and resplendant new era under the starry skies.

“Slaughtered the God Blood organism ‘Black Beetle’. Received the God Blood Black Beetle’s Beast Soul. Used the God Blood Black Beetle’s flesh. Randomly obtaining 0 to 10 points of God Gene(s).”

Young Chen Xiang had a fateful encounter with a goddess & demoness and received their peerless heritage, divine pulses, ultimate martial arts, and transcendent alchemy techniques, which gave him an easy ride in his journey of cultivation.

When hungry, he refines some spirit pills to eat as snack, when lonely he flirts with the goddesses, when bored he teases those martial artists who came to beg for spirit pills, when tired he lets his beautiful wives massage him.

Transform into Divine Dragon and dominate the world!

He is the only Divine Dragon in the sea who founded an underwater Dragon Palace.

With Crawfish Soldiers and Crab Generals as his followers, wild sharks and gigantic octopuses as his subordinates, he is the dragon that rules the city.

She is a top-class spy, a poison specialist, but also a young and cute girl with a sinister temperament. In spite of her sweet and innocent appearance, she can complete any tasks without the slightest hesitation. One day because of an incomplete black magic, she was sent into the body of a girl who was deemed as a good-for-nothing. What kind of change will she bring to this continent?

A Prince said with bitter hatred, “I thought she was weak and easily bullied, therefore I broke off the engagement. I really didn’t expect she is such a shrewd girl. I made an error of judgment.”

The Crown Prince deeply sighed, “She is such a sexy evildoer! Obviously, she has a frail and tender body, but I am not able to overwhelm her…”

Finally, an Emperor hit the nail on the head, “She is just a bit two-faced!”

She answered, “You’re just a big pervert!”

The Emperor carried her into the room and said, “You are predestined to be mine! A two-faced girl and a pervert are a perfect match, right?!”

When he woke up, Ye Zhiqiu’s soul passed through the Douluo Dalu and became Tang San’s neighbor and a young boy.

Ye Zhiqiu, who had originally thought that Yu Sheng could only hug Tang’s three legs tightly, awakened his main martial arts spirit at the age of six, and followed by the Hokage Emotional God System.

Since then, he has gone farther and farther on the road of poison tongue.

Eight-door Dunjia battles the world, and Xu Zuo can determine the universe!