There is a man. He gains power after slaying demons. He is fearless and dares to challenge any powerful foe. He is incredibly strong, with a wild fighting style. He is… Lu Jin: “That’s right, it’s me.” Lu Jin transmigrated to the Warhammer universe. Severely injured, he discovered that besides his innate fearlessness and physical strength, he also possessed a peculiar ability to grow stronger in battle. In a cruel universe filled only with war, Lu Jin embarked on a path to becoming a war god, leaving behind many famous quotes. “Trying to tempt me into becoming Khorne’s chosen one? What kind of bravery is it to kill? Let Khorne be my chosen one!” “Real beings generate emotions to nourish the Warp, and the Warp has nothing to repay real beings…” “Imperial nobles want to enslave me? They deserve to die!”

Quantum parallel time and space.

In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, a strange man appeared in Wushang County.

He was proficient in various local dialects.

Not only could he communicate with Shanyue barbarians without obstacles, but he was also proficient in Qiang, Tibetan, Hu, Xiongnu and other languages.

He was proficient in agriculture, improved seeds, and contributed to social development.

Before crossing, Jin Mao was a social animal with no ambitions. After crossing, he just wanted to farm and hug his thighs.

However, God loves to joke.

Jin Mao went on a business trip to quell the invasion of Minyue, but the magistrate of Wushang County ran away.

By mistake, he became the acting magistrate again.

Then, things began to become outrageous.

First, several neighboring counties asked for guidance, and then the entire Kuaiji County knew his name. When

Tang Mao, the prefect of Kuaiji County, learned about the situation, he wanted to marry his daughter to him.

Even when the eighteen princes were fighting against Dong, Yuan Shao had to send a letter to ask for his opinion.

Jin Mao didn't understand: "I'm just a farmer, what can I say?"

Yuan Shao: "Who brings troops to protect their farmland?"

Jin Mao: "Please, I'm surrounded by Baiyue barbarians, I don't have any troops, and all the food has been robbed."

Yuan Shao looked at Jin Mao's Baiyue army and Nanman army and remained silent.

Later.

Liu Biao: "I know how to farm the land in Jingzhou"

Liu Yan: "The same goes for Yizhou!"

Jin Mao: "Borrow it, don't be so stingy."

So, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was fighting in the north, and peace in the south.

Save this column by Fishbone~ [Copywriting] In the year 23333 of the Mu Yuan era, on the Swallowing Buds plane, a race without dreams inhabited. They lived long lives and possessed strong physiques, but lacked the nerves that allowed them to dream. Thus, a profession emerged within this vast plane: the Dream Builder. ... He Fei felt incredibly unlucky. As a nerdy writer, being accidentally killed by aliens was one thing, being reborn on another planet was one, and being raped upon waking was one, but what about being asked to marry a dead person? Sure, they had an engagement, but it was arranged by their parents! Do aliens also practice child marriages? Not to mention, his intended marriage partner was already dead. He Fei didn't want to marry a dead person, but unfortunately, military orders were unavoidable, so he could only hold a tablet and swear allegiance before the gods. He had assumed a widow's life would be hard, but unexpectedly, his in-laws seemed quite kind to him, providing him with food, shelter, and money, and even allowing him to resume his old trade. From novelist to dream builder, a worthless widower transformed himself into a sought-after dream builder among the nobility. Then, unfortunate events occurred: He Fei discovered he was pregnant with steamed buns. Eating Guidelines: 1. Marry first, love later; top dotes on bottom, naive, sweet, childbearing, and incredibly sweet. 2. The Imperial God of Kings has that... [This article is participating in the "I Have a Date with Jinjiang" essay contest. Ladies who liked this article, please give us your support! =3=] There are two ways to vote: 1 bottle of nutrient solution = 4 votes, 1 landmine = 1 vote. Ladies, please show your support! Fishbone loves you! [The entry will be published tomorrow (Friday), and I'll have three long updates, so I'll be taking a break today o(≧v≦)o~~ Ladies, please continue to support me! Fishbone loves you_(:з”∠)_ Please save my new draft! =3=! [Synopsis] Shangguan Diwu has traveled through time and become Guan Wu, the cross-dressing villain who tortured the male protagonist to death in the popular novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" that I just abandoned two days ago. Not only that, he also obtained a very creepy system. What the hell is this peerless transvestite training system?! As the fake heroine in the first third of the story and the real villain in the last two thirds, Guan Wu not only has to seduce the male protagonist but also follow the plot carefully. He expressed immense pressure. Especially since he abandoned the novel midway and had no idea what the subsequent plot would be like. Guan Wu always thought that the character he was wearing was the biggest villain in the book (he was a man dressed as a woman to deceive the male protagonist's feelings, so he was not the ultimate villain?), but he did not expect that the protagonist and the ultimate guy in this book, who used to speak softly and tenderly to him, suddenly turned into a possessive and blackened pervert. What the hell is this! Guan Wu Erkang's hand—— Male protagonist, do you know what it is? You are broken! The male protagonist is gentle and elegant on the outside, but he is a blackened man on the inside) The main one is the bottom, the bottom has a hole in his brain, the top loves the bottom, sweet sweet sweet~ Portal

Fund manager Lin Feng returned to the third year on the eve of his promotion.

“I really have to come back. I'm about to embark on the path of Kokang. How can I go back to Novice Village again? ”

“Limon, stop calling, the stock you bought has risen. ”

“Really? Let me see how much has risen?

How would he choose the road ahead once again?

Financial hegemon?

Godfather of Commerce?

King of Technology?

More than ten years later, Limon said to the reporter: “ I really just wanted to make a little money. ”

Perhaps it is because anti-marriageism has lowered the birth rate that Chen Zhe, who has always been single, traveled to the Korean Peninsula with his eyes closed. Who cracked the orphanage organ trading case? Who helped Quan You to restore his innocence? Or who competed with the model taxi driver Jin Daoqi for business? "Yes, it's me!" Chen Zhe put his hands on his hips and raised his head, "But what the hell is that flying thing in the sky?" [It is detected that the host has come into contact with a superpower person, the system is updating...] [Extraordinary skills are available in the Merit Mall, 20% off for all items, hurry up and buy them! ] Looking at the newly added telekinesis, self-healing, five senses enhancement, flight, super speed,

Because of a promise he made to a child, Li Yuxin traveled through time and became Arsenal's new top striker. At the same time, Chinese football was changed because of him. Other talents are in the hands of fate, but only perseverance can create miracles that cannot be predicted! This is the only belief he can rely on, and it is this belief that has made him a legend in the football world!

Bai Ruanruan was a transmigrated succubus who was forcibly dragged to a bar. The succubus was stunningly beautiful; just the sight of her holding a wine glass and lazily leaning against the bar, dozing off, was enough to make anyone blush and their heart race. The succubus loved the taste of alcohol, but why did she feel increasingly… “Hungry?” Sweat poured down her back, her legs felt weak, and a strange fragrance emanated from her, filling the air…

In the Shun Dynasty, a rebellion unfolds.

It isn’t until Chu Yan leads a massive northern expedition, surrounding the capital with an army of 200,000, that he suddenly realizes—this world is actually Dream of the Red Chamber!

Jia Yuanchun has just been made a concubine in the palace. Lin Daiyu remains secluded in the boudoir, awaiting her fate. Xue Baochai and the three Chun sisters have only recently moved into the Grand View Garden.

Li Wan is widowed and living in quiet mourning, Miaoyu resides in the secluded Bamboo Lodge, while Wang Xifeng, Zijuan, Qingwen, Ping'er, and Xiangling—

The Twelve Beauties of Jinling are all in the prime of their youth, each charming in her own way.

Upon capturing the capital, Chu Yan ascends the throne and swiftly issues an imperial edict:

All female relatives of the disgraced Jia, Lin, Xue, and Shi families are to be sent to the inner palace.

Power and beauty—he wants them all.

…

That very night, the Twelve Beauties of Jinling appears before him.

【System】【Super Space】【Treatment of the Birds】【Do Not Enter if You Don't Like Many Female Leads】【Cao Wei, Intercepting, Self-interest】【Strengthening the Country, Building the Country】

Li Mingyang, who was playing GTA7, was struck by lightning and fell into the Love Courtyard.

At the beginning, he was awarded the first-class merit. He wanted to find a virtuous wife to spend the rest of his life with him in peace and quiet, but the system actually issued the task of Seven Stars in a Row. Since this is the case, I will not pretend anymore. I want to save the world.

What? You just moved into the courtyard and you helped Jia Zhang to think about my house? Since you are so wicked, I will donate all your wealth to help you do good deeds, um! As a disabled soldier, it is reasonable to accept donations, right?

GTA7 integrates the system to become the "Give Her Love Space". The space is a world of its own. The equipment and NPCs in the game can actually be used? It can also be planted and raised. This is too cool.

Set a small goal first, first get an F-16 in the space, and the remaining F-22, Ohio-class strategic nuclear submarine, and Ford-class aircraft carrier battle group need to be slowly figured out.

Now I have a small question. After the F-16 is completed, should we keep it for ourselves? Or should we hand it over to the country? I am waiting online!

Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally ensnared by a farmer system called "9527," which led him down the path of a mushroom farmer whose values ​​were shattered.

He is the greatest mushroom vendor of this era! — Hashirama Senju

There's nothing he can't sell! — Tobirama Senju

The pride of the Uchiha! —Uchiha Madara

(I have nothing more to say) — Itachi

Seeing his youngest son holding a shiitake mushroom in his left hand and a winter mushroom in his right, with a "God of Mushrooms" sign on his chest, Fugaku's father rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Ah, Anada! What's wrong with you?!" Mikoto's mother cried out as she rushed over.

What are your thoughts on the praise from all of you, Sasuke?

Sasuke: All I want to say is, I really am an Uchiha! My dad is Fugaku Uchiha, that's for sure. There were no [green] related incidents in our family. I really am an Uchiha!

P.S.: Mushrooms are the flagship product of the 9527 system, but the system host will also accept commissioned tasks. Currently confirmed commissioners include Black Dragon God, Gold Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Ua, Ultraman Tiga…

The goal of this article: to use a serious approach to playfully destroy the anime and novels the author has encountered.

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