[This is a dual male-lead story, not a male-oriented novel. Please note!]

To revitalize the Taoist temple left by his master, Qi Gu entered the entertainment industry and worked hard to make a living.

However, his agent turned the tables on him, completely ruining his reputation.

After retiring from the entertainment industry, Qi Gu felt that the harder he tried, the more unfortunate he became, so he started to give up and give up.

By chance, he participated in a paranormal variety show through the introduction of the person he was introduced to.

In the program, he gave up on business and let things take their course.

However, she gained countless fans and became an internet sensation by eating snacks in front of scary scenes, creating a relaxed atmosphere like a spring outing, and by showcasing her ghost-catching skills.

Later, the rumored bigwig of the Bureau of Dissidents extended an olive branch to him.

On the day of the appointment, Qi Gu was surprised to find that this big shot was actually the same handsome ordinary guy who had appeared on the same variety show as him and was terrified of ghosts.

Qi Gu: ...6

A straightforward, food-loving, and emotionally stable protagonist (Qi Gu) who usually acts lazy and carefree, and a master of dramatic flair (Lin Hanzhi) as the seme.

Live fortune telling + ghost hunting + entertainment circle + no CP

This story is purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental!

During filming, Zhong Li was drowned and replaced by the Xuanjie Patriarch Zhong Li. To pay off the original owner's debt, he started a live fortune-telling broadcast.

It’s fine for netizens to ask someone for directions, but why are all kinds of ghosts and gods joining in the fun?

Netizen: "Master, are Feng Minmin and I destined to be together?"

Zhong Li: What a bad fate! You broke someone's prosthesis twice and turned Mount Everest into an airport in a second. It's all your fault.

Netizen: "Host, I'm so tired every day, what's going on?"

Zhong Li: I'd be surprised if I wasn't tired. Even Ximen Qing would have been ripped apart if he was haunted by a ghost! People are avoiding cemeteries, yet you're still rushing to burn incense for ghosts. Who else should I go after if not you?

Netizen: "Host, why do I always feel like someone is watching me while I'm sleeping?"

Zhong Li: There is a dried-up person in the bed where you sleep, grinding his teeth and farting on top of you every day. People are dissatisfied with him.

My online colleagues: You have violated the rules of survival in the Xuanjie and ruined everyone's jobs. You will become the public enemy of the Xuanjie.

Zhong Li: Come on! Didn't I just expose your scam as a charlatan? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll send you a few ghosts to play with you until dawn.

"Doctor, for the past ten days, I've been hearing someone calling my name in my sleep."

“Mr. Huang Tian, ​​you are hallucinating.”

“I’m sure I heard it.”

"Then you have anxiety somatization."

"Anxiety somatization?"

"Anyway, you're fine, don't worry. Just don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and relax, and you'll be alright."

"..."

On September 5th, I went to see a doctor, who said I had no illness whatsoever, which put my mind at ease. However, that afternoon I was laid off from my job.

On September 6th, I tried not to think about anything before going to sleep, and I actually slept soundly until dawn. However, when I opened my eyes, I was horrified to hear someone calling my name. This was the first time I had heard these voices while fully awake.

On September 7th, I didn't sleep all day and looked haggard because I kept hearing ghostly calls in my ears, day and night.

On September 8th, I was overjoyed because I discovered that I could not only turn off the voices calling my name, but also see the scene of the people talking about me—could I be a god?

September 9th…

Some time later, just when I thought my superpowers were over, I vaguely heard tens of thousands of people shouting in unison, "The heavens are dead, the yellow heavens shall rise."

I was stunned: Is this also the Yellow Heaven?

[Anime Crossover + Original Story]

Kuchiba Nana, a quiet and friendless boy, suddenly becomes the center of attention on a screen that appears one day. But what he brings to the world is not salvation, but destruction!

[Personal Edition]

A cup of sake to thank the ghosts and gods,

Half a ounce of pure heart to respect heaven and earth.

Penglai is ruthless and I have no intention.

I will spend the rest of my life laughing wildly at all Buddhas.

Enter the path of Tao, refine the heart of Tao, hold the seal of Tao, command the heavens, travel across three thousand worlds, this path to immortality, I will take the first step!

[Group Portrait Version]

The nine lists of the sea and world map in the era of the old gods cover the universe, and all living beings are included in it. In this era of the rise of various paths and the surge of geniuses, who can break through the list and achieve immortal holy power!

Slow to warm up. No CP, genuine Penguin Daoyou group, you can join if you have more than 1,000 fans: 728566607.

At the awards ceremony, a chubby man whose police uniform was stretched tight stood on stage, speaking with passionate intensity.

Below the stage.

"Master, I heard you used to be his colleague. What kind of person is he in your eyes?"

"When he's wearing the police uniform, he's the most lovable person; when he takes it off, he's not human."

"How can you say that? He's a hero. I think you're just jealous."

"Jealous?"

The corner of the old detective's mouth twitched:

"Have you ever seen someone ride on an elderly lady to cross the street?"

Su Zhen, a haunted house tester, received a text message after get off work one day: "[You will die in an accident in one minute. Do you want to purchase accidental death delay insurance?]" Rushing home, Su Zhen thought to herself, "What kind of new scam text message is this?" Reaching her apartment building, she suddenly froze, as if an invisible hand had grabbed her feet. At the same time, a refrigerator fell from the twentieth floor with a loud crash…

once.

With such an excellent host as me in front of the system, it did not cherish me, but instead chose to have its cake and eat it too.

Only after I grew into a giant through independent work did Tongzi regret his past actions.

This is the most painful thing in the world of systems.

If we give Tongzi another chance.

I think.

It will stop and turn around to wait for me.

"I know that there is a pair of eyes watching us in ways I cannot understand."

I know that there is a pair of hands that are manipulating us in ways beyond our imagination.

Our thoughts have been rewritten.

Our bodies are imprisoned.

I know that you are beings from a higher dimension.

I know you call yourselves players.

Today, I, Lu Yuan, bear the weight of tens of thousands of game lives that are considered useless data.

Formally to you in higher dimensions

Declare war!

......

......

Lu Yuan concluded his impassioned speech and slowly walked down from the platform. Looking at the dungeon boss, who was strapped to an electric chair, he spoke earnestly.

"Fellow villager, hang in there, this is all for your own good."

(Qiuqiu's QQ group number: 748553822)

[There is a certain amount of self-setting, please avoid it if you mind]

My name is Lin Yan, I'm 22 years old, and I live in the civilian residential area south of K Nest. I'm unmarried. I work at a branch of Lobotomy Corporation, and I have to work overtime until 8 PM every night before I get home. I don't smoke enkephalins, and I only drink alcohol lightly. I go to bed at 11 PM, aiming for a full seven hours of sleep. Before bed, I always drink a glass of warm water, then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises. Once in bed, I fall asleep immediately. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Sad things all say I'm normal.

【Stacked Armor】

Some of the Abnormalities, Ego Equipment, and Distortions that appear in this book were created on a whim. Any similarities are Ishmael's fault.

The author is a fish brain, but will try his best to stick to the original design of the moon plan. There may be content that conflicts with the setting or is inconsistent with it. Red bean paste private Marseille! (Bow)

Finally, please forgive me for my poor writing skills.