You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

"So you're saying that the world is going to end, so you want to steal a rocket?"

"That's really interesting. I've caught people who robbed gold shops, banks, and even trains, but I've never caught people who robbed rockets."

"What do you think? Even if you really managed to steal a rocket, would you be able to drive it?"

Lin Xu, who was sitting opposite the man, nodded slowly.

"Yes."

"Really, I've driven it countless times."

"Also, you guys really need to hurry up, I don't have time."

"No time?"

The man laughed.

"Are you busy?"

"Very busy."

Lin Xu nodded.

"I have to go destroy the next world."

Came to Tokyo and became a low-level patrolman.

He thought he would work in the police station until retirement, but the arrival of daily intelligence changed his planned trajectory.

[Daily Wealth Information: There is 20,000 yen in cash under the white light box at the door of the warm curtain izakaya at 12-6 Ichibangai, Kabukicho. ]

[Daily Explosion Information: The Passion Club at 2-11 Kabuki Nibangai hides the wanted murderer Yokochi Saburo. ]

Ordinary life in Tokyo has become exciting.

Starting as a low-level policeman, he became a criminal policeman, solved countless major cases, and became the craziest policeman in Tokyo.

My uncle is the director of the FBI!

What?

You ask who I am?

Um, my last name is Hoover.

…………

In the early summer of 1960, a profiler was reborn as a rebellious young man.

He decided to bring a little technological shock to the criminals of that time.

A fan fiction of the Lord of Mysteries, who traveled to the mysterious world and became Aaron Will. With the help of God and the Celestial Lord, he merged with the Kingdom of Disordered Essence and was born as the eldest son of the Duke of Dongtak in Dongtak County of the Kingdom of Loen in 1331 of the Fifth Era. He took the Path of the Judge as his foundation and the Kingdom of Disordered Essence as his essence, making up for the shortcomings of the original text, becoming a true God, impacting the Old Ones, and establishing the Kingdom of God on earth.

[Rerolling Talents at the Start + Early Beta Test Access]

Early Talent: [God of Thieves] (S-Level)

Midgame Evolution: [One-Person Party] (SS-Level)

“A free soul is never bound by the thorns of nobility. There’s no need to ascend to the divine altar or sugarcoat our deeds. We are thieves lurking in the shadows—know yourself, and then revel in unbridled joy.”

As the world turns into a game, every player awakens a divinely bestowed talent:

[Holy Light] , [Immortal] , [Breath of Winter] , [Frozen Throne] , [Elegance Never Goes Out of Style] , [Clock Out, Then Become a Chef God] , [Best Supporting Role] , [Marshmallow] , [Butter Beer] , and so on…

After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge does is rush home to force-feed her brother—soon to marry into the Su family—a bottle of liquor, ensuring he misses the first beta test of the game.

In her past life, this scumbag had manipulated her endlessly. It wasn’t until her dying moments that she discovered he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along.

On her deathbed, she learned she was nothing more than the villain in a male-oriented novel about a live-in son-in-law’s rise to power. All the malice and suffering she endured? It was him shifting blame onto her from behind the scenes.

This time, it’s her turn to operate in the shadows.

Male and female leads? All your fortunes? They’re mine now.

Join the beta, reroll talents, and wreak havoc from behind the curtain!

I traveled back to the 1950s and only had a 1-cubic-meter storage ring.

What should I do?

When I was worried, something even more terrible happened.

Both my parents were killed in front of me, and there was a 4-year-old sister in my arms.

Is this a king bomb?

(No female protagonist, infinite reversals, brain-opening logic, slight horror, both the protagonist and the villain have brains)

(Definitely not a brainless and cool story, I will start to curse after reading the first copy if I think it is not good)

(It is not a rule-based weird story in the traditional sense, those who like to read traditional rule-based weird stories should be careful)

Weirdness is rampant, and weird stories are everywhere. Unknown fears and mysteries may be lurking under every shadow here.

It is hard to tell the real from the fake between neighbors. Perhaps the face smiling at you hides an unknown secret behind it.

In the coffin-like room, strange and bizarre notes are falling with the wind, and the words reveal a frightening hint.

The big yellow dog that has been raised for many years suddenly stands up one day and puts a strange smile on you.

In the hospital, under the moonlight, hundreds of ghosts are walking at night, shuttling between the wards and the corridors, and in the deeper sky, a ghost face is looming...

Everyone who travels to this world of rule and weird stories will gain their own talents.

Some people gain the ability to go back in time and treat rule and weird stories as nothing. Some people gain the ability of unlimited deduction, and passing rule and weird stories is as easy as drinking water.

There are also people with great luck, who are rampant in the world of weird stories...

At this time, Jiang Ming, who is not an Aristocrat, looks at his C-level talent in disbelief: What? ! So I have to use a C-level talent to pass S-level weird stories? ! What a joke!

In the evil world of the five turbidities, hell is empty.

The evil ghosts are resurrected, and the world is like hell.

He accidentally came to the mysterious resurrection world and became a student of the Seventh Middle School of Dachang City.

At the beginning, he had to face the A-level supernatural, the ghost knocking on the door.

He was also cursed by the music box and had to piece together a complete ghost bride to transfer the curse.

Looking at the classmates screaming and running around, and the fear spreading everywhere, Zhang Ning's mind appeared hideous blood-red words.

[Fear value +10]

[Fear value +10]

[Fear value +10]

You are afraid, I am greedy.

"100 points of fear value, enough for me to do a ten-draw in the primary card pool."

As soon as he thought of this, a ghost face with a clown mask appeared in his mind.

The ghost was opposite the long table and arranged ten cards in order.

"The first one is the lucky gold..."

"Then, the show begins!"

Limited evil ghost cards: [Sadako] [Kayako] [Chu Renmei]...