(Funny, nonsensical, neurotic, the heavens, infinite flow, myth revival) Also known as: This Lord God is too filial.

Xiao Ruoyu, currently living in the special ward 666 of the Second Mental Hospital of Ningcheng, is a senior mental patient.

One day, he was selected by the revived Lord God to enter the Lord God space, which triggered a series of speechless events.

Everyone else wanted to leave the Lord God space, but Xiao Ruoyu couldn't be driven away.

Xiao Ruoyu: As the intelligence attribute increases, why do I feel that my illness is getting worse?

Lord God: I regret choosing this person... Is it too late to regret now?

Our world is polluted.

The emergence of extraordinary creatures, legends of ghosts, practice and evolution, the collision of strange objects and techniques, the opening of the cross-border door, some people fighting to cross, some people escaping...all of this began after the fall of the sky.

One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!

Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.

The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.

But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.

“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”

“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”

“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”

(Eternal life + vampire + dark Central Europe + church + era change)

A good book about vampires. - According to the "Holy Testament".

[All things have reproduction, but no death. The Garden of Eden is getting bigger and bigger, so God created death and hung it high above the sky. God is the master of life, and Jonah is the end of the world, and he is in charge of the death of living beings. Only Kuba was not happy, so he was exiled by God. To avoid death, Kuba avoids the sun forever. ]

Norton picked up a pen and crossed out Kuba's name in the "Holy Testament", and then wrote his own name on it.

Kuba is the ancestor of vampires? When I kill the ancestor of vampires, then I, Norton, will be the ancestor of vampires!

- - I can't find a good book about vampires. They are all systems or those who pretend to be vampires, or vampire girls, which are clichés and have no mysterious taste. So I'll write one myself and see. Feel free to watch, there are already three books with one million words, you can click on my avatar to view them.

He transmigrated into the chaotic world of Harry Potter... probably.

Carrying the heavy trust of the Prime Minister... no.

Conspiring to overthrow the Ministry of Magic... wouldn't dare.

So, he could only do this: make more friends and build up his strength first.

"So I'm really not a bad person, I just wanted to be friends with you," Anthony said years later, looking at Voldemort who was unable to rise again.

...

Serious Synopsis:

Returning to London, bearing a heavy trust?

In 1991, Britain enacted the "National Special Talent Protection Act."

In 1992, MI5 and MI6 established WIC (Wizard Intelligence Committee), a wizard monitoring agency covering the entire country, and began to spread it throughout the Commonwealth.

In 1993, the first Royal Wizard Auror Force was formally established.

In 1994, 1995, and 1996, events changed rapidly, wizards declined, and a great war was about to begin. Amidst a series of changes, Muggles rapidly rose.

This is a story about the protagonist making many friends and attempting to overthrow the Ministry of Magic...

PS: (Please do not connect this to reality)

(No harem, no routine, no invincibility, no system, no brainless, no happy story, those who mind please enter with caution.)

Du Yu, who dies a violent death at the beginning of the story, works for the Legend Management Bureau in order to fight for a better reincarnation position. His job is to return to various deviated legends and bring the plot back on track.

Unexpectedly, as a mortal, Du Yu’s first mission was the super-A-level difficulty “Yi Shooting Nine Suns”.

In this legend, Dayi is just a mortal, and how can Du Yu, a mortal, help another mortal shoot down nine suns...

Good news: I have traveled through time.

Bad news: I have traveled through time to the world of the Lord of Mysteries.

Good news: I am familiar with the plot related to mysteries, although not all of them.

Bad news: I seem to be the backup of Tianzun, and I have a fundamental conflict with the protagonist. It's either you die or I live.

But these are not important. The important thing is that I was forced to drink the "Assassin" potion just after I traveled through time.

Two bottles!!!

(This book only involves and uses the settings in "Lord of Mysteries", and will not involve "Fate Ring")

This is the "other world", a paradise where souls temporarily reside before reincarnation, the legendary kingdom of the dead, and the ethereal fantasy of the wizarding world. Adam, who walks on the boundary between life and death, has saved confused souls here, received blessings from elves and fairies, and also won the favor of gods. [Complete King Arthur's commission and get the holy sword Excalibur]

[Complete Merlin's commission and get the prophetic power to reverse fate]

[Complete the commission of the goddess of slaughter and get a kiss] But he will never forget the first commission he received after arriving at the Novice Village. ...

Adam, who had just entered the magic world at the age of eleven, looked at the girl in front of him with a worried look on his face and asked hesitantly. "You mean... let me deal with Dumbledore?" The girl nodded solemnly: "Please!" [Commission content: A girl who is looking forward to meeting her relatives again]

"Don't go out after dark. There have been a lot of fake people showing up in the city lately," my brother—the infamous Rainy Night Butcher—warned with a serious expression.

"Your brother's right," Mom—the Original Fake Person—nodded with concern.

"Bro, can you pick me up after school? I’m a little scared." My little sister blinked at him. But in truth, she was an A-Rank Hero from the Hero Association.

"Your brother’s just recovered from a serious illness. Let him rest at home, I’ll go get you." My older sister, the Captain of the Night Watch from the Special Operations Bureau, took on the task.

Qiao Qingshan, who knew all his family’s identities, said nothing—he just kept fiddling with his phone.

And so, my peaceful daily life began...

"Due to the recent outbreak of fake person incidents, we interrupt this program to bring you an emergency notice from the Special Operations Bureau."

1. Fake people often take over the bodies of those who’ve just recovered from serious illnesses by using a technique called 'soul possession.' If someone who has just recovered begins acting strangely, pay close attention.

2. There are no such things as 'transmigrators' in this world. Anyone claiming to be a 'transmigrator' can be immediately classified as a fake person.

3. Fake people who claim to be 'transmigrators' are considered extremely dangerous. Do not trust any information they provide, including but not limited to emotional expressions, identity claims, or cries for help.

Faced with the suspicious looks from his family, Qiao Qingshan could only sigh.

Alright then... so much for my peaceful daily life.