This world did not wait for its savior.

Human civilization ended on the day when the four ancient gods descended.

However, life will always find its own way out.

Praise worms, fungi, viruses, and corpses. Humans who have stepped into the indescribable realm have opened a new era.

I am Mei Lu, the only ancient in this world and the last human.

"Ding, help has arrived!"

"Now... send to the coordinates... the nine-tailed fox elixir."

"Pass on the torch... and never extinguish..."

"Wait and hope..."

"Don't give up hope, - Taixuan Tianyu,"

Hey, your help is two thousand years late!

Mei Lu looked at the golden-haired and jade-faced nine-tailed fox bloodline elixir in front of him, and his face turned black.

Lu Youyou transmigrated into a book. She became cannon fodder, abandoned by her wife and children, tasked with saving the male supporting character who died for his country. Seriously? How could a veterinarian like her possibly save him?! She and the male supporting character were tricked into sharing a bed, but Lu Youyou, playing along, steeled her heart and decided to marry him. Meanwhile, those who plotted against them were left in a mountain ravine, filled with impotent rage, while she and the male supporting character eloped. Marry first, then join the army; saving him, she'd take it one step at a time. ————Gu Qingye had only taken a family visit leave when he was forced to have a beautiful wife. People in the compound were gossiping about how Gu Qingye had married such a delicate, pretty but useless woman—she had a bad family background, wasn't thrifty, and besides, he wasn't the one who hated taking care of...

Ji Fanyin realized the moment she transmigrated over that she was a stand-in, a substitute for her younger twin sister, Ji Xinxin.

“Sure, I can be her stand-in. Here is my list of prices. Take a look at it first, and make sure to reserve a slot in advance. I won’t accept any last-minute calls, and do take note that it’ll only be a platonic relationship. Thank you for your cooperation,” she said.

In a western restaurant, a rich young master looked at her with eyes filled with affection as he said, “Xinxin, I would like to ask you out for a movie tomorrow night…”

An alarm suddenly went off.

Ji Fanyin took a glance at her phone before reining in her business smile, saying, “Time’s up. I need to rush for my next appointment. Make sure to foot the tab, and farewell.”

The rich young master’s smile froze up. “I’ll reserve four hours for tomorrow’s movie.”

In the middle of the night, a drunk, tyrannical young master dialed her number and whined, “Big sis, when will you come over to meet me?”

“In order to ensure the quality of service, this call will be recorded. It’s four in the morning right now, and my services will be ten times the usual price. Are you certain you want to proceed?” asked Ji Fanyin.

“… Hurry up and start acting!”

Ji Fanyin’s phone suddenly rang in the midst of a date with a domineering CEO at Tokyo’s tower. With a smile on her lips, she rejected the call and said, “Sorry, it’s another customer.”

“… I’ll pay you ten times the price. Switch off your phone.”

…

By the time Ji Xinxin finally returned back to the country, Ji Fanyin successfully retired from the scenes with the massive fortune she had amassed.

Heh, bad women will never get hurt!