Hello everyone, I'm Surtur, a professional toolman for five years... or even many. My contracting services include, but are not limited to, spreading the flames, destroying worlds, rescuing damsels in distress, playing cards with Slaanesh, slacking off, shipbuilding, driving, card-drawing, human-reason repairs, and so on. If needed, please post a notice in any tavern in Terra (the more shabby Terra) frequented by bounty hunters. Of course, I personally recommend contacting them through dreams. Our shop is short on staff, and I'm too busy on Terra to be an account manager. What? You want me to prove my skills? Come on, Levantine. Show this guy a Ragnarok! Tell him why I dare to take on such a delicate task! No reason. Simply because I'm Surtur!

Ji Fanyin realized the moment she transmigrated over that she was a stand-in, a substitute for her younger twin sister, Ji Xinxin.

“Sure, I can be her stand-in. Here is my list of prices. Take a look at it first, and make sure to reserve a slot in advance. I won’t accept any last-minute calls, and do take note that it’ll only be a platonic relationship. Thank you for your cooperation,” she said.

In a western restaurant, a rich young master looked at her with eyes filled with affection as he said, “Xinxin, I would like to ask you out for a movie tomorrow night…”

An alarm suddenly went off.

Ji Fanyin took a glance at her phone before reining in her business smile, saying, “Time’s up. I need to rush for my next appointment. Make sure to foot the tab, and farewell.”

The rich young master’s smile froze up. “I’ll reserve four hours for tomorrow’s movie.”

In the middle of the night, a drunk, tyrannical young master dialed her number and whined, “Big sis, when will you come over to meet me?”

“In order to ensure the quality of service, this call will be recorded. It’s four in the morning right now, and my services will be ten times the usual price. Are you certain you want to proceed?” asked Ji Fanyin.

“… Hurry up and start acting!”

Ji Fanyin’s phone suddenly rang in the midst of a date with a domineering CEO at Tokyo’s tower. With a smile on her lips, she rejected the call and said, “Sorry, it’s another customer.”

“… I’ll pay you ten times the price. Switch off your phone.”

…

By the time Ji Xinxin finally returned back to the country, Ji Fanyin successfully retired from the scenes with the massive fortune she had amassed.

Heh, bad women will never get hurt!

[IQ online, no brainless plot] + [No system] + [God of Taoism] + [Eternal Life] + [No female protagonist] + [Old Six] + [Powerful tactics] + [Steady and cautious]

Zhang Wu travels through the world of cultivation and starts out as a jailer in the Heavenly Prison.

The end of being an official is the sky prison, the end of being a soldier is dying on the battlefield, and the end of being in the martial arts world is also a vendetta, and no one will die a good death.

If you want to survive, you have to stay safe and sound in the prison to earn money, learn skills, and accumulate trump cards.

A thousand years later...

When Zhang Wu decided to leave the Heavenly Prison, he had only a few cards in his hand.

"This time, if we have a 99% chance of success, then we'll take action. It's unrealistic to always strive for 100% certainty..."

Lin Zhengyi, who was killed by criminals while trying to stop a crime, was reborn into the world of Hong Kong variety shows. Based on his experiences in his previous life, he decisively chose to become a police officer.

After transmigrating, he gained access to the Justice Detective System.

By simply apprehending criminals and completing cases, one can gain varying amounts of experience based on a comprehensive evaluation of factors such as the case's impact, the difficulty and danger of solving it, the amount of money involved, and the host's level of involvement.

When you accumulate enough experience, you can acquire new skills.

He originally thought that he could rely on the system to punish evil and achieve the pinnacle of life.

result!

Master thief, cannibal artist, Breaking Bad...

Looking at the skills granted by the system, Lin Zhengyi remained silent for a long time before finally saying in a low voice, "System, something's wrong with you!"

But that's not all that's wrong.

besides...

"Others who transmigrate to the Hong Kong variety show world and become police officers either in the Major Crimes Unit or the Anti-Triad Unit, but me?! I'm in the Traffic Enforcement and Control Unit!?" Lin Zhengyi looked at the assignment notice in his hand and felt completely bewildered.

"We will die first to respect you. Which of you dares to follow?"

The surface of the earth is in nuclear winter, and a majestic city stands on Mars. But now a group of Chinese scientists have chosen to self-destruct just to send a biological computer back...

Ning Wei, who had just accepted the future biological computer, was thinking about how to use the school's rules to make a fortune by brushing SCI...

"A small hammer is forty, a big hammer is eighty"

Starting from writing papers, Ning Wei wielded the hammer of science and technology to break the shackles of China's science and technology and rewrite the global science and technology landscape. How much is this hammer worth? ’

★Important reminder: This is a daily essay written by a top scholar. Please proceed with caution if you don’t like daily essays...

My name is Nohara Takeshi, and I live in Kasukabe. I have a younger brother named Nohara Shinnosuke, but he is not married because he is not old enough.

I attend a local primary school, where I'm not allowed to smoke and my sexual activity is restricted due to my age. Even the doctor says I'm physically and mentally healthy.

I have no extravagant desires and just want to live a peaceful life.

so...

Why is my deskmate called Kuze Shizuka!

I remember this is the world of Crayon Shin-chan, what the hell is Octopus Crack!

Seeing that the girl next to him had such strong resentment that it could even be called despair, and that she might imitate the American students on the other side of the ocean and start a school war at any time, Nohara Yi was terrified.

Is this world really for children?!

... ...

[It’s more daily, even if you haven’t read the original work, it won’t affect your reading.]

[The timeline between Crayon Shin-chan and Octopus Pierce spans a long time, so the timeline of this book is neutralized and the background is set in 2009.]

Finally, one day, Lucian arrived in a world without superheroes, superheroes, Batman, or the Joker. He boredly replayed an ordinary life, depressed, exhausted, and utterly bored. Then, one day, through a crack in the window, he glimpsed Batman soaring through Gotham. He washed out his hair, stained black by disposable dye, removed his warm, soft brown contact lenses, and finished a whole bottle of now-useless brain suppressant medication. Then, standing in the spotlight, he gazed at the birth of Batman with a feeling of emotion and nostalgia, and let out his first laugh.

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

New Zealand underwent sudden changes and all humans and animals began to feel unimaginable hunger. At the same time, they begin their transformation into monsters as they feed voraciously.

The chef Bai Yi with his daughter struggles for survival every step of the way, only to find that the entire New Zealand has transformed into a devil island. This, was only the start of the change to the entire world.

Starting from powerful physical strength to mystical skills and then to magnificent battle techniques, will they be able to find a long peaceful future? From the evolution that humanity themselves triggered, the fate of the entire world is completely changed.