I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm

Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System.

Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them(Kill), and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!”

Crowd: “???”

Is this guy a Living Yama alive!???

Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?”

Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.”

Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!”

Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”

Weibo: Luo Xiaopai 55 Pre-collection: "Dating the Ex After Breaking Up" and "Becoming the Heroine of a Dog-blood Niangdao Novel". My dear friends, take a look at it~ The text of this article: Shen Xian died suddenly due to an accident and traveled through time to an old ABO sad novel. She became the scumbag in the book who made her father have a stroke, her mother swallow medicine, and her wife divorced. Her daughter was afraid of her, her wife was afraid of her, and even her aunts and uncles had to take a detour when they saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was entangled with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and asked Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. The male protagonist Lu Jianbai in the original book was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, the scumbag. The two sent Shen Xian, who was blackmailing and asking for money, to jail. Shen Xian held his forehead and thought: She doesn't want to be such a scumbag! Fortunately, she still has a system following her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book plot: A friendly conversation with the daughter will be rewarded with 50 yuan; A walk with the father downstairs will be rewarded with 100 yuan; A reward of 100 yuan will be given for picking up the daughter from kindergarten; With the money obtained from completing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company, but in a short period of time, the company made its mark in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter also kept changing their views on Shen Xian... Mini-theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mommy, Mommy, there are several beautiful young ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised an eyebrow and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Oh, my dear, I was wrong, they all only

To save her life, Qiao Yu slept with the newly-coming heroine. To curry her favor, Qiao Yu then offended her CEO aunt, a wildly popular actress, and a powerful and influential female tycoon in Beijing. And then—she promptly devolved into a frail, helpless omega. Qiao Yu: This is outrageous. [-Private.] Weibo @一辫细腰 Follow-up post: "Crazy [Quick Transmigration]" A collection copy—"Stop fighting for me! You won't get anyone killed!"

[This article will be published on January 23rd, with a 10,000-word update to be released. Thank you for your continued support and companionship.] Copywriter 1: In her previous life, Lu Shinian was a love-sick person, wasting her best years on a scumbag. Foolishly believing she had found true love, she only discovered just before their engagement that he and his best friend were already together. Both he and his best friend returned home, leaving her to be hit and killed by a truck. In this life, Lu Shinian resolves to turn over a new leaf and study hard. Faced with the scumbag's passionate confession, Lu Shinian slaps him in the face, "Get out! Don't delay my studies!" To shed her reputation as the "last-place student," Lu Shinian sets her sights on Yu He, the perennially top student. Despite Yu He's quiet, reserved demeanor and humble background, only Lu Shinian knows that in ten years, he'll be a world-renowned mathematician of renown. If she clings to Yu He's patronage, will admission to a 985 or 211 university still be a dream? Lu Shinian immediately transformed into a warmhearted lackey. When Yu He was bullied, she rolled up her sleeves without a word and stepped forward to help. When Yu He didn't like to talk, she would chat with her every day to cheer her up. When Yu He had no money to buy fruit, she worried she might be malnourished, so she bought her a large bag of fruit... But no matter how persistently Lu Shinian wooed her, Yu He remained indifferent, her response always being the same five words, "Stay away from me." As time went by, Lu Shinian's desire to seduce the academic genius faded. One day after school, Yu He cornered her at the corner of the stairs. The academic genius's eyes were red, angry and aggrieved. "Why did you ask him questions today instead of me?" "Is his academic performance better than mine?" Lu Shinian was bewildered, wondering if she had encountered a ghost. Was this tearful person really the aloof academic genius? Later, Lu Shinian realized that Yu He's coldness and seriousness were all fake. She could secretly cry all night long over a wrong question. How did she know? Because Yu He hugged her and cried. Later, on graduation day, Yu He slowly approached her, blushing and calling her name, "Lu Shinian, I want to be closer to you." Lu Shinian smiled slightly. What a coincidence, me too—Copyright 2: The students at University A all knew that Professor Yu was a prodigy in mathematics. He was usually taciturn, and all he could think of was numbers. He was considered a machine who only cared about academic research. One day at a lecture, a gossipy person asked, "I heard that Professor Yu has always been single. Do you plan to dedicate your life to mathematics and never marry?" Yu He slowly said, "My wife wouldn't agree." "???" The double entendre shocked the audience. After the lecture that day, someone stumbled upon Professor Yu and a beautiful woman "arguing" in the hallway. Professor Yu, usually described as aloof and serene by outsiders, was now ensconced in the woman's embrace, his ears flushed, his elegant face etched with shame. "Still out there," the woman gently lifted Professor Yu's chin with her fingertips, her tone slightly resentful. "Have you forgotten you even have a girlfriend like me, Professor Yu?" [Eating Guide] 1. Outwardly optimistic and chatty, but actually a scheming, shrewd little sunshine x stubborn and aloof, but actually a crybaby, academic genius (essentially aggression) / 1v1 / Sweet story / Routine / Plot driven by emotional connection 3. Slow-burn relationship, with both parties settling into adulthood. 4. After rebirth, Lu Shinian has no feelings for the scumbag; his heart and soul are all about Yu He. 5. Thanks for meeting. If you don't like her, we'll see each other again!

The female General Tuoba Yan was chosen by the emperor in the northwest and summoned to the capital to serve as his queen. She spent the first half of her life on the battlefield to protect her home and the country but was mu*dered by the women in harem secretly.

Originally, she thought that it was a farewell to the world, but General Tuoba’s consciousness occupied the body of the suicidal girl Tuoba Yan.

And, to complete Tuoba Yan’s last wish, she chose to step into the entertainment circle as a martial arts substitute and fight all the way up, swearing to never falter!

[Heroine Rebecca + Sasha + Derivatives + Wanjie + Pseudo Cyberpunk + Invincible + No Pigs Eating Tigers + Refuse AI Writing + Gets Better with Every Writer + Never Fake Reviews! ]

No more nonsense, if you are interested, go straight to the text: The First Realm: Cyberpunk Edgewalker +2077, The Second Realm: Spirit Cage (tentative)

I've been learning as I write this novel, and it's gotten better and better. I've been criticized a lot for the lack of flow in the plot, and I understand that. I originally wanted to create a sense of plot with a bit of a group portrait, so the chapters are like a TV series, with each episode being a chapter. It feels weird when put together, so some chapters can be tens of thousands of words long. If you're not used to it, I'm sorry, but I don't plan to change that. Please forgive me if you don't like it.

Also, the first part is mostly general science, so there are a lot of brackets, and many people give up before finishing the first part. Emmm, I don't plan to change this situation. I recommend skipping chapters because I have to consider those who have not played or come into contact with cyberpunk. There will be other worlds in the future, so the audience may not be limited to the cyberpunk world. Please forgive me, baby~

Driving BT to bomb Arasaka, running around in Warframe

Become a top middleman and middleman Ciallo～(∠・ω< )⌒☆

Build a top sky fortress.

Next, start stacking armor.

This article involves private settings, ooc, each world has a beginning and an end, and it will be updated regularly. Each world can be regarded as a new novel of the same type. CPs may be broken up, so stay away if you don't like it.

These are the only ones I can think of for now, I will add more when I think of them.

The Night Witch Lilith received an invitation from the devil Lucifer and dressed up to seize the opportunity.

As a result, she was swept away by a storm on the way. When she woke up, a man with black hair and fair skin was standing in front of her. He was extremely handsome and had a kingly demeanor.

Lilith: What are you waiting for?

The next morning, she was dumbfounded when she saw the many gods who came to pay homage to Hades - she had actually come to the world of Greek mythology, and the man she thought was Lucifer yesterday was the famous Hades!

Mine clearance: The heroine is the first wife of Adam, the ancestor of mankind in the Hebrew mythology of the Bible system (as everyone knows, Adam later married Eve). After falling from heaven, she became a serious devil from hell. She has lived for tens of thousands of years and has so many ex-boyfriends that she can't even remember them all - don't expect the devil to fight 1V1, you know.

Lin Xi spent 14 years at this family and never did figure out why she had always been mistreated.

She finally learned that she was living in a cliché novel with radical moral standards.

Her mother was the female lead and her “father” was the male lead. Before the male lead fell in love with the female lead, he had belittled and was abusive to her in all sorts of ways. He even offered her up to others and, finally, the female lead had intimate relationship with a strange man.

The male lead fell head over heel in love with the female lead after that and expressed that he did not mind the child. Nevertheless, the existence of said child was a like a thorn in male and female leads’s hearts and it reminded them of their past constantly.

Unfortunately, Lin Xi was this child that should never had been born.

In the extra, Lin Xi tried to set up her sister out of envy but it backfired on herself and she ended up strangled. The male lead was able to locate the man who had intimacy with the female lead and ruined both his reputation and family fortune.

After 10 seconds of hesitation, Lin Xi decided to leave the family where she was not loved and go live with her own father.

***

[1] When they first met, Gu Shao looked at the dirty girl with a foolish smile with resentment in his eyes.

Gu Shao: What’s your name?

Lin Xi: Lin Xi. No, I mean Gu Xi. Gu as in Gu Shao. Xi as in milkshake.

Gu Shao: … …

Lin Xi: Dad, if you will raise me till I am of age. I promise I will be around at your deathbed and buy you the best plot there are.

Gu Shao: … …

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Clarifications:

1. Real father. Father is an elite in electronics and very mighty.

2. Female lead is a valedictorian

3. Female lead’s original name is Gu Xi. She became Gu Xi after her father recognized her. Xi as in treasured/beloved.

4. There is a male lead, but romance line will not begin until after female lead is of age.

Li Fenglan, the number one person in the world of cultivation and an immortalization stage immortal, fell into qi deviation. He was spurned by thousands of people for doing evil things, split the Underworld River with a single sword, and had the whole cultivation world unify to beat him until his soul scattered. Only after his death did he realize that he was the villain in the novel.

Li Fenglan: This immortal has a swear word he doesn’t know…..

He never thought that a thousand years later, Li Fenglan would be revived inexplicably, and become a disfigured cannon fodder with all his spiritual roots crippled.

Then he discovered that something was wrong with the plot—

The Soul Condensation Tower in the forbidden area of ​​the Immortal Gate was established for him;

His Master who has resided in the upper realms for a long time, stands guard at his tomb in the lower realms

The main character who once used one sword to shake his heart spirit unexpectedly stole his corpse;

The distinguished reckless music cultivator good friend changed to cultivate the ruthless dao just to guard a trace of a remnant soul;

The Demon Master who was both good and evil was at odds with the cultivation world;

The unruly disciple used dead branches as hairpins, and from then on he only thought of one person.

It turned out that the whole cultivation world wanted to revive him.

Li Fenglan: I’ve received your kind regards, now you can get lost. Smile.jpg

[The End, thank you all for your support!][Pre-order "Transmigrated into a Lazy Younger Sister-in-Law in the 70s" - please check out my author page and add it to your favorites!][One-sentence summary: Transmigrated into a lazy wife in a 70s novel, I try my best to be lazy with a clear conscience!] When the villagers talked about the Lin family's youngest wife, they couldn't help but sigh. What bad luck had befallen the Lin family? They were all hardworking people. The eldest son's wife was a master at farm work, the second son's wife was a master at cooking, but the third son's wife was notoriously lazy. She neither worked in the fields nor did any housework. It was said that she wouldn't even cook a meal during the autumn harvest. The village mothers-in-law watched the drama unfold, urging their sons to marry someone more diligent in the future. The Lin family, however, didn't care at all. The third son's wife might be lazy, but she was incredibly capable. She could earn money just by writing an article, and she could bring back meat and grain from a trip to the county town. What other wife could have such abilities? Having eaten and drunk their fill, it's only right to do some chores at home. The noise outside is another matter entirely. Inside the Lin family house, Zhou Yunmeng, the third son's wife, is calculating the supplies in her portable supermarket, thinking about when to go to town again and find an excuse to bring back some meat and grain for a treat. Oh right, she also needs to hurry up and write a few articles to earn money! PS: 1. Transmigration into a book, with some original settings, such as no royalties in the 1970s, but they exist in the book's world. 2. Slice of life, just eating and drinking. ——Pre-order "Transmigrated into a Lazy Aunt in the 1970s" please add to your collection—— Synopsis: Everyone in the village says, "Where else does the He family spoil their daughter so much? Raising her this big and not letting her work or do housework, she probably can't even cook, how will she ever get married?" They also warn their budding son: "Don't be fooled by the He family's pretty face, she's all looks and no substance. Don't marry her!" He Susu, after kowtowing, awakened her memories. She realized she was originally a celestial fairy descended to earth to undergo tribulation, but something went wrong, and she was reborn into a period novel featuring a strong female lead. The female lead was her future third sister-in-law, while she was the lazy aunt that readers often criticized in the novel. Knowing she was originally a fairy, He Susu, whose magic had vanished, became even lazier. How could there be washing dishes, clothes, or bed sheets? Before, a simple cleansing spell would have sufficed. How could there be washing vegetables and cooking? Before, fairies didn't need to eat; they just drank celestial dew. *Ahem, but the occasional meat dish and the usual vegetarian dishes were truly delicious.* He Susu's parents and three brothers: What else could they do but spoil her! * After awakening her memories, He Susu gained access to all the textual plot of the period novel she had transmigrated into, as well as a shopping system as compensation from Heaven. The system's shop contains rare items: an egg, a pound of pork, a chicken, a can of malted milk powder, a Plum Blossom brand watch… The items in the shop are constantly updated as times change. To buy these items, you need to earn "hard work points." How to earn these points? Washing vegetables, cutting meat, cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes, washing sheets, cleaning, working… Thinking of those tempting meat dishes and sweet malted milk powder, He Susu hesitated. Then she thought of her family giving her all the good things, while they themselves had very little food. He Susu clenched her little fists: I can do it! She washed a dish, and it shattered with a crash; she cooked a dish, and the fire went too high, burning the food; she washed a piece of clothing, and with a little force, she tore a hole in it. He's parents said, "Daughter, don't touch it, we'll do it!" He's three older brothers said, "Little sister, you shouldn't do any work, don't hurt yourself!" He Susu looked at the increasing diligence points in the system shop and smiled broadly, "Mom and Dad, I can still do a little more work!" Unbeknownst to them, the He family's life was getting better and better. * The village women watched as their own sons got married, and then they saw the He family's three sons get married one after another, but their daughter still hadn't found a husband. They whispered among themselves: "See? Such a lazy daughter will never get married!" But then, the He family's daughter went to the army with her third brother and sister-in-law, and actually brought back a marriage prospect. The tall, imposing, and tough man looked at the He family's daughter, his rugged features softening unexpectedly. They heard he was also the third brother's comrade-in-arms, quite impressive! Looking at their own sons, the village women felt a pang of envy. ***I've recommended so many completed novels on Bamboo's column! Those interested can check them out: "I Became an Internet Sensation by Selling Boxed Lunch": Being able to eat boxed lunches every day is such a blessing! "My Little Wife in the 1960s": With a system in hand, I have clever ways to get rich. "I Work at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative in the 1970s": With spatial resources in hand, I can exchange goods. "I Became Rich After Getting a Life System": I became rich just by doing small jobs. Theme: Everyone has their own value in labor.