You all always call me despicable, but I don't agree. What does it matter to me if the butt I wipe blows up? What does it matter to me if the price of iron underwear goes up? What does it matter to me if he appears in a novel? I am a hero who inherited the Will of Fire! I never do despicable things!
"No one understands rebirth better than me!"
While others read novels, Guan Ren was actually reborn in his hometown, a small county town in 2011.
"Let rebirth be great again!"
With this belief, Guan Ren thought that enjoying his youth with his deskmate would be the beginning of making up for regrets and creating happiness.
However, when more and more women he couldn't bear to part with stood before Guan Ren, he realized what it meant to have a long and arduous journey ahead.
(Inadequate synopsis: Urban campus slice-of-life novel, mainly romance, not a single female lead.)
Shi Li transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious female supporting character who was obsessively infatuated with the male lead.
During her daytime classes, she was either figuring out how to win over the male lead or pondering the fates of her classmates in the original story.
It seems that Chairman Wei will be in a car accident within the next few days.
Upon hearing Shi Li's thoughts, the young lady stood up abruptly.
However, after Chairman Wei passed away, his mistresses, including his third, fourth, and fifth mistresses with their illegitimate children, came to his door and took a large share of his estate.
The young lady gracefully sat back down in her seat.
A few days later, the chairman died in a car accident and was rushed to the crematorium as soon as he breathed his last.
The mistress and her illegitimate child forced the emperor to remarry, but all that was left was a freshly burned jar of ashes.
The school bully's new sister-in-law seems to be involved in something really serious behind her brother's back.
The school bully thought to himself nonchalantly, "How much more can he go? At worst, he'll just be cuckolding his brother a few times."
[Related to overseas forces involved in human trafficking]
School bully: !
Police cracked a major transnational case, and the school bully gained the attention of his family because of it.
Everyone assumed Shi Li was head over heels for the male lead, and the academic genius orchestrated a chance encounter for her. The young lady ended up sending the male lead to her bed.
Of course, some people have found alternative paths.
Class monitor: What do you think of my uncle?
The others who rushed over upon hearing the commotion: "Big Fool Chun, what are you doing?"
Adhering to the principle of "if you can't beat them, join them".
Other classmates: This is my 1.9-meter-tall athletic younger brother, this is...
Li Wei, a Chinese, entered Hogwarts in 1971 and graduated from Slytherin House. Twenty-one years after graduating from Hogwarts, he was accused of "spreading and proliferating the Dark Arts" and, after defeating nine Aurors sent by the British Ministry of Magic to arrest him, was personally summoned by Dumbledore and forced to become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. "First-years, Professor Hooch, who is in charge of flying, told me that she is not feeling well today, so both flying classes this afternoon will be replaced with Defense Against the Dark Arts. The same applies to second-years; Professor Trelawney, who is in charge of Divination, senses that her fortune is not good this month and she is not suitable to teach. For the next month, you will not need to attend any Divination classes. Please remember this and make sure you don't go to the wrong classroom." "NO!!!!!!!!!...
One day, many doors suddenly appeared in the world.
At the same time, a power called "Truth" resonates throughout the world.
Someone awakens to the truth of Newton, the father of mechanics, and learns the magic of manipulating gravity to make things fall from the sky.
Someone awakens to the truth of Oppenheimer, the nuclear demon: with a wave of his hand, a city falls into desolation.
Some have awakened to the truth of the banished immortal Li Bai, singing and drinking to admire the snow-covered sword, soaring straight to the heavens to grasp the moon.
Some have awakened to the truth of Azathoth, the god of blindness and folly, and wish to shroud the world in a fog of delusion.
Science, literature, theology... When all the familiar written words become incredible and extraordinary mysteries, where should we, in our ignorance and folly, go?
Joel Hemis always thought of himself as an ordinary druid. Until he was eleven, when he received a letter delivered by an owl—and from that moment on, he became a proud little magical owl. ...That school year, the Forbidden Forest welcomed a Patronus. By the time all the teachers and students of Hogwarts realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by the Forbidden Forest! Until one day, the mysterious man came knocking—Joel: "Sorry, I just want to plant trees in peace and quiet, I don't want to fight!"... [P.S.: This is a lighthearted story about going to school and happily planting trees...No need to have read the original books.]
Kageyo Makoto is admitted to the Advanced Educational Academy due to her unique experiences. She enrolls as a student in Class D and discovers something strange about the school. She begins to investigate and learn about its merit-based system. (The protagonist is unaware of the actual training scenario and must uncover it herself.) She doesn't fawn over Ayanokouji.
What? There's Echizen Nanjiro here... I want to play tennis, I want to play with skills that make people cheer, to hit super-powerful tennis balls that make a continuous "boom," and to smash a wall with one shot? I can do that too!
Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd marry me when you grew up? Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd be with me when you grew up? Me (with a strong survival instinct): Did I? Mom: Son, do you remember when you were little… Me: No, I don't remember anything, I have amnesia! Mom: What's wrong with this child today? I just wanted to ask him if he remembered being sick when he was little.
[Sweet daily life, single female lead, arranged marriage that blossoms into love, female pursues male]
Bai Jingchuan, who has been pressured by his family to get married for two years and has been arranged to go on 25 blind dates, finally decides to follow the trend and find a suitable person to have a marriage of convenience.
His marriage of convenience was to Li Qingyang, the school beauty who was the white moonlight in the hearts of many boys in junior and senior high school.
I never imagined someone like him would agree to a marriage of convenience with me.
After marriage
Bai Jingchuan discovered that his wife was constantly asking for hugs and kisses, completely disregarding the rules of their marriage of convenience!
She pretended to be afraid of thunder and ran to the bed, insisting on sleeping next to me;
She deliberately slept in the living room so that he would carry her back to her room;
And then there's this guy who got so drunk he couldn't take off his coat and was so limp he wanted someone to help him take it off?!
It wasn't until he accidentally discovered his wife's diary that he realized she had secretly loved him for over ten years.
I also understand that her little tricks are because she doesn't want to miss out on me again.
Bai Jingchuan, I always thought I was falling in love with you repeatedly, but now I realize that I've never stopped loving you.
This book is also known as "Marriage First, Love Later: The Wife's Thousand Layers of Tricks".