"Madam, my husband is ill. He is in a desperate state of lovesickness. No medicine can cure him. Please treat me!"

"Someone, your emperor is ill. Give him acupuncture needles!"

"Silver needles are useless. Only madam can cure him. Please lie down."

"..."

She is a ruthless genius doctor. Once she travels through time and space and becomes a super good-for-nothing, she grits her teeth and makes a great wish: "There are many things missing in my life, but I cannot lack male beauty!"

He is a black-bellied Demon Emperor. He smiles indifferently on the surface, but is cruel and ruthless behind the scenes.

Lord Protector Ding, Xie Heng, was the famous bachelor in Dayue Dynasty, also the adopted father of the male lead in the novel about a reborn woman. He’s the war god in the eyes of the commoner and their protector…..also the poisonous wealthy husband that all females avoid.

At the Dayue Dynasty, everyone thought that Lord Protector Ding would die single, but suddenly, there was a piece of huge news that dominated the gossip in the capital:

It seemed that Jiang family’s fourth miss went mad after her engagement was canceled by Lord Protector Ding’s heir. She said that she wanted to be her ex-fiance’s mom.

The whole capital’s gossip exploded from this news.

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

~Sister film "The Abandoned Daughter of the Miraculous Doctor"~

The female doctor traveled through time and space and became a good-for-nothing little loli, and had a fight with the strongest king who could be both salty and sweet.

She was the first legendary female doctor in history. Once she traveled through time, she was sold out by a scumbag! !

Unable to practice, cruelly abandoned, cursed for hundreds of lifetimes, and unable to have a good end?

She holds the book of destiny against heaven, and regards heaven as her slave and earth as her servant. If anyone throws dirty water at her, she will boil it and throw it back.

With the universe in her left hand and the world in her right hand, she strikes back and everything changes.

A lazy voice came from behind.

"Stop right there. I've confirmed with my eyes that you are mine."

Also known as: Starting as a voice actor, forced to become a big star.

Our social animal protagonist died suddenly in the early morning while working overtime. The good news is that she won the resurrection game in the parallel world, and the bad news is that she was reborn as a female college student with the same name.

In order to save her health and dreams, she was forced to embark on the path of an all-round idol.

However, in the eyes of fans and outsiders, this idol with strong professional ability is somewhat unprofessional.

(Main career route, not marriage)

Jiang Pengji got something called the Court Intrigue Stream System.

System: “Your goal is to become the most prestigious woman in the kingdom (the Queen)!”

Jiang Pengji: “Okay, System. No problem!”

Years later, she met the target by becoming the most prestigious woman (the Empress).

Jiang Pengji: “Well done, no?”

Original title: After becoming the male protagonist's sword spirit, the entire sect regretted it

My junior sister stole my spiritual roots and my opportunities, so I killed her with one sword.

Fu Xi is the eldest senior sister of the Yijian Sect. She practices diligently and is respected by her fellow disciples. But all this changed after her master brought back her younger sister.

The respected master risked his life for the sake of the younger sister, regardless of the sect's risk. The second younger brother gave her a slow-acting poison to prevent her from feeling inferior. The third younger brother offered to give her his spiritual roots as she lay dying...

The system told her that all this was because this world was a dark upgrade novel with a Long Aotian style, and she was just a cannon fodder living in the rumors.

Fu Xi was unwilling to give up, so she dragged her broken body into the depths of the sect's forbidden area, immersed herself in the ancient divine sword Hengcang Sword and became a sword spirit. She then found the future male protagonist Long Aotian.

At this time, the male protagonist has not yet turned into the future Long Aotian who kills gods and demons and climbs the ladder to heaven in blood. So Fu Xi lurks beside him in the form of a sword spirit, and when he embarks on the path of cultivating immortals, she returns to the Yijian Sect for revenge.

However, Fu Xi was troubled when she saw that the male protagonist was still a child. How would the sword spirit raise a child?

later--

Long Aotian: They all say that a swordsman’s sword is his wife, so hey, wife!

Fu Xi:.........

Which step went wrong?

[Female romance + Revenge Crematorium 1v1 + Early male protagonist's perspective + Female protagonist's sword spirit]

[Quickly pass through] Su Qinghuan, the No. 1 disaster in the Six Realms, jumped off the cliff and died. Everyone shouted happy!

But I don’t know that the little fox is only bound to the quick-through system after disfigurement!

System: “Do you want to restore your stunning face and reach the pinnacle of life?” Su Qinghuan: “…I refuse.”

System: “No! This system will not be returned once it is sold. Ding, the binding is successful! Come on, host, I am optimistic about you.”

Su Qinghuan: “…” Believed in your evil.

Since then, she has killed the Quartet.

The president of Gao Leng who is not close to strangers: If you love money, I will give it to you. The money is yours, and you are mine.

The handsome and IQ Tsundere school grass: grades are not important, except for you, there is nothing worth pursuing.

The evil regent with great power: hand over the rivers and mountains, just smile for the beauty, you are the empress, I am willing to bow to the court. …

[This article 1V1, the male protagonist is the same person, infatuated and sickly, the female protagonist is a dramatist, Su Tiansu, the feeling is cold and heartless, and no one abuses the female protagonist! 】

Upon returning to China, Lu Dingning became the substitute for the brother who is still missing.

Disguised as a man, Lu Yining picks up a bunch of girls with her gentleman index all on max and her prince charming smile leveled up! Women are constantly surrounding her and men are getting mercilessly bent in her presence.

Life motto: As long as the hoe is dancing well, there’s not a single boyfriend she can’t steal!

Zong Jize, king of the city, treats her as his brother but ends up pushing her onto the bed.

Lu Yining says furiously, “Master Zong, I treated you as my brother but instead you sick bastard just wanted to sleep with me!”

Lin Xi spent 14 years at this family and never did figure out why she had always been mistreated.

She finally learned that she was living in a cliché novel with radical moral standards.

Her mother was the female lead and her “father” was the male lead. Before the male lead fell in love with the female lead, he had belittled and was abusive to her in all sorts of ways. He even offered her up to others and, finally, the female lead had intimate relationship with a strange man.

The male lead fell head over heel in love with the female lead after that and expressed that he did not mind the child. Nevertheless, the existence of said child was a like a thorn in male and female leads’s hearts and it reminded them of their past constantly.

Unfortunately, Lin Xi was this child that should never had been born.

In the extra, Lin Xi tried to set up her sister out of envy but it backfired on herself and she ended up strangled. The male lead was able to locate the man who had intimacy with the female lead and ruined both his reputation and family fortune.

After 10 seconds of hesitation, Lin Xi decided to leave the family where she was not loved and go live with her own father.

***

[1] When they first met, Gu Shao looked at the dirty girl with a foolish smile with resentment in his eyes.

Gu Shao: What’s your name?

Lin Xi: Lin Xi. No, I mean Gu Xi. Gu as in Gu Shao. Xi as in milkshake.

Gu Shao: … …

Lin Xi: Dad, if you will raise me till I am of age. I promise I will be around at your deathbed and buy you the best plot there are.

Gu Shao: … …

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Clarifications:

1. Real father. Father is an elite in electronics and very mighty.

2. Female lead is a valedictorian

3. Female lead’s original name is Gu Xi. She became Gu Xi after her father recognized her. Xi as in treasured/beloved.

4. There is a male lead, but romance line will not begin until after female lead is of age.