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Born on the same day, just seconds apart, he and his brother had been by each other's side since they could remember. Surrounded by villains, instead of running away, he threw punches first. After finally driving the villains away, he carried his brother home, covered in bruises.

His back felt so warm...

"You have so many injuries, doesn't it hurt?"

"Silly little brother, as long as you call me brother, I won't feel any pain at all."

"real?"

"certainly."

...

P.S.: I will try my best to continue writing this book. Of course, I can't predict the future. If the support rate is low, it means I'm not doing well either. How far I go depends on the situation! Similarly, as long as I know you support me, I will persevere! Also, although the protagonist has changed, the early plot, especially the Shrek section, will overlap a lot with the original work. I will omit some parts, copy some parts, and add some parts.

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Main characters: Lu Chenye, Dai Mubai | Supporting characters: Tang San, Xiao Wu, etc. | Others: 1v1 original male lead, other pairings will remain unchanged.

Cheng Jue, Xiao Yu's older brother and Old Man's apprentice, was sucked into Hell by the sealing gate when the Water Demon was being sealed. He escaped Hell through magic, but no one expected that Cheng Jue would arrive in the world of Cursed Return. He fell into the Zen Temple family's training and punishment room and saw a child fighting against various monsters...

(Warning: The abilities of the Monkey Talisman will be slightly rewritten; this is a gay story.)

CP: Zen Temple Shen'er (Gong) - Cheng Jue

Warning: Side pairing is Wu Xia Wu

Official minefield: partial to all - no female protagonist - there is a male protagonist - group pet - non-cool text - partial to daily life - the whole text except Laojuzi no one is the real villain

As everyone knows, all the sorcerers are crazy, and as one of the few "normal people" among them... ?

Bu Le Bai Yan: Why is someone called "Bai Yan" when they are clearly loved? Sorry, I don't know either~

My loved ones have been harmed by the cursed spirit, and I deeply understand the pain of losing loved ones for no apparent reason, so let me join you and make the world have fewer tragedies caused by curses.

——————

I should be considered a first-year transfer student in technical college, right?

Anyway, I am very glad to come to the technical high school and meet everyone. Sister Glass is really like an older sister, and Wu and Jie are also my good friends. Although there are sometimes some "small frictions" that always give Teacher Ye Mo a headache, they are all very reliable people!

(Whispering: However, I'm still a little worried that Mr. Yemo's hair might fall out because Wu and Jie are always making trouble and destroying school facilities.)

Ahem, and I also feel that as we’ve been together for a long time, everyone starts looking at me weirdly. Is it an illusion?

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Constraint is equivalent to fetters, and fetters actually mean constraints.

"The Lone Moon Shadow" - Nuris

Nuris: My God, please don't leave me again...

The Last One to Awaken: The Same Kind

Nuo: Perhaps... you have taught me what "love" is.

Fanatic admirer

Naoya: Momo-nii~ look at me more~

Confidant

Shen Er: Hey, little thing, you are still alive and well.

…

…and so on.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Six Eyes x Ten Kage, Dual Family Heads, CP Satoru] (Title: "Cursed Return: Ten Kage Want to Make the Blue Blue Inhabitable") From his previous life, anime geek Souya, inexplicably reborn as a baby, finds himself transported back to ancient times, having leapt straight into another class. He hoped to capitalize on his centuries-old knowledge to pretend he was a genius, but after all that, he discovered he was still a modern person, forced to lie low and enjoy a decadent life of free food and clothing. Unfortunately, life is unpredictable, and fate's gifts come with a price tag. This is the incredibly dangerous world of Cursed Return! Lying low? Impossible! Join the dignified Sukuna in a round-the-clock battle! With a future so hopeless he can't see clearly, it's better to just give up. But Zenin Souya, looking up at the azure sky, decided to gamble his life for those shining stars. There once was someone you could only admire from afar. The more you see, the more you become addicted; the closer you get, the more you become captivated. I finally understand what it means to fall in love with a world. Looking back, the blue sky also dwells in my heart. To this day, the blue sky remains crystal clear. Minecraft and User Guide: 1. Single worldview, only curses return. This story follows a philosophy of enlightenment, infant transformation, and growth. It's not a story of instant success from the start. It doesn't follow the high-school path, but aims to transform the world of curses from top to bottom. The protagonist has personality issues (carefully selected from psychology books), is a receptive character, and the romance is secondary. 2. I'm a new author who wants to write a long novel, but my writing skills are limited, making it difficult to update. I'll slowly revise the story as I come up with new ideas. Point out any issues, and the author will respond with courage after reading the comments. It takes a long time to criticize the author, so please exit if you're unhappy.

Shao Xian went back in time to when he was ten years old and met his pitiful old enemy. He wanted to personally train him so that when the other grew up, he wouldn’t turn against him.

But he didn’t expect that this old enemy would turn sweet and sticky after being taken care of.

It was just that this little sweet cake was too insecure and often, golden beads of tears would drip.

As soon as he cried, Shao Xian was helpless, and of course, he would want to give him everything.

—

On the way to an auction, Shao Xian died in a car accident.

Before he died, he thought, Fu Baizhou must be very pleased without him being present to mix things up.

After all, in Yan City, Fu Baizhou shocked everyone with a name of being cruel and ruthless.

Only one person dared to confront him.

When he opened his eyes again, he was wearing a custom suit, reexperiencing his tenth birthday.

He saw a dirty little boy being ridden on like a horse. He suddenly remembered the rumors that had been circulating widely in his previous life. It was about the tragic childhood of a ruthless man surnamed Fu.

Su Qingyu is the most famous “scumbag” in the entertainment industry. He commits crimes based on his beauty. He has CPs everywhere and in his harem are half of the male stars in the entertainment industry.

Probably because the CP fans were too resentful, Su Qingyu was bound to the scumbag transformation system of the Underworld after his death.

System: [Hellow host, our Underworld systems are the only official systems in the Underworld.]

[ Many people who were hurt by scumbags and died with hatred and resentment had obsessions too deep and were trapped in the Underworld, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our task is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, eliminate their resentment, and let them put down their obsessions and reincarnate.]

Su Qingyu: “…”

[Gloomy Director]:

Su Qingyu transformed into a director infatuated with the scumbag. The director promoted the scumbag from an unknown little star to a top actor.

After the scumbag became popular, he kicked him out and formed a national CP with a popular actress.

The night Su Qingyu came over, he was lying on the soft, big bed of a hotel and posted on his WeChat Moments.

[The male lead in my new movie is now not scheduled to star. We are urgently looking for a male lead. Whoever comes to my hotel for an audition first within an hour will be the male lead.]

An hour later, the hot searches exploded.

#Twelve male stars fighting in front of Director Xu’s hotel#

A year later, hot searches were the norm”

#xxx asked Director Xu who his favourite actor is#

#Director Xu said he just wants to give every actor who works hard a chance#

[Emperor’s Beloved Concubine]:

Su QIngyu transformed into the young general who was used as a tool by the scumbag prince. The general’s office protected him the entire way and put the lowly scumbag prince on the throne.

After the scumbag prince ascended the throne,e due to his fear and suspicion, the young general’s family was ruined and he was trapped in the palace.

When the fight for the throne was the most intense, the scumbag prince saw a pale hand stretching out from the black dragon carriage at night. The slender young general held this hand and was quietly pulled into the carriage at night, taken into the harem.

The next morning, the scumbag prince, who had not slept all night, broke into the young general’s room and asked him where he went last night. In the blink of an eye, he saw his father’s gloomy face behind the bed’s curtain.

That day was the first time that the third prince of the Dasheng Kingfom knelt down and called his concubine Noble Consort.

* As a veteran employee of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, An Cheng faces his final mission: rebirth and the acquisition of hundreds of millions in assets upon completion. The mission is as follows: In a novel by a certain author, the protagonist, Bai Qing, is handsome and academically gifted, attracting numerous men who scheme to win his heart. Bai Qing initially tries to resist, but his gambling father, sick mother, and younger sister who is still studying make him vulnerable and ultimately dragged into the mire. System: Bai Qing possesses exceptional talent in finance. An Cheng must protect Bai Qing's bottom, ensuring he can finish university and get into graduate school in peace. An Cheng accepts the mission, and three seconds later, he becomes Bai Qing's roommate. In the novel, he falls into a deep sleep during the "lights out" scene, so whenever he starts to feel sleepy, it means an unpleasant plot is about to begin. An Cheng: ...Give me an even worse cheat code! * An Cheng begins to seriously work on the mission, starting by recognizing a younger brother. Later: Bai Qing's father, owing two million in debt, is confronted at his door. When Bai Qing is desperate, a CEO hands him his business card. Upon learning this, An Cheng tore up the business card. "He was the most ruthless one in the story, you know that?!" He took a deep breath. "Don't worry, I'll help you figure something out." Bai Qing attended a class reunion. An Cheng, recalling the somewhat unpleasant scene in the story, stood in front of Bai Qing, blocking his drinks, and got completely drunk, vomiting uncontrollably. Bai Qing asked him, "Why?" An Cheng thought he was uncomfortable being controlled and waved his hand, "You don't understand, I'm doing this for your own good." Bai Qing was out discussing business and drinking coffee when he was drugged and taken to a hotel. Receiving the news late at night, An Cheng drove to the hotel while chugging Red Bull, grabbed a bottle, and smashed it over the scumbag's head. "Who are you going to touch? Does my brother know this?" An Cheng picked up the burning-hot Bai Qing, stepped over the shards of glass, and left. That night, Bai Qing's eyes were filled with tears. "Brother, I just wish you could always be by my side." An Cheng nodded. "I'm always here." * Three and a half years later, Bai Qing finally secured a place in graduate school, and An Cheng prepared to leave the world. That night, An Cheng drank two celebratory drinks and passed out. When he woke up again, his hands were tied to the headboard, and someone was kissing him. An Cheng recognized his brother and was somewhat bewildered. "What are you doing?" The cute, gentle, and blond-haired adopted brother he knew had changed completely. His eyes were dark, and his gaze was intense, almost obsessive. He leaned down and chuckled softly. "Brother, I'm not going to graduate school, so you can't leave now." An Cheng cursed, "You little brat, you're rebelling!!" But his mind was getting increasingly sleepy, and he was almost falling asleep. What? He falls asleep as soon as the lights go out? Does this passive skill also apply to him? ++A steadfast 1v1 throughout++ This is a long story, so I don't recommend subscribing all at once. You can read it slowly. ++The author is a bit fragile at work every day, please don't scold me, please check out the pre-order~ 《Is This Nemesis Inevitable?》 * Yu Ning, the heir of the Marquis of Anguo's mansion and the eldest princess's legitimate son, is the most powerful among the powerful, and the most handsome among the handsome. Everyone says he's born lucky, he could live a life of ease. But to secure his family's position, he sided with the Crown Prince in the battle for the throne, making things difficult for the Third Prince Jiang Miao. He would submit memorials to remonstrate with him in court, and squeeze ahead to leave before him after court, making sarcastic remarks whenever they met on the street, "The Third Prince is quite leisurely." So when the Third Prince ascended the throne, Yu Ning died neatly. Reborn, Yu Ning decided to give up, but unfortunately, he was bound to a system, and if he didn't complete the tasks, his whole family would die. Hearing that the task was to conquer the Third Prince Jiang Miao, Yu Ning: "Are you out of your mind? I'm a man." System: "You can." Yu Ning: "I can't." He's a prince, how could he know anything about brothels? System, "I'll teach you." "..." So: On the way, System: "He's in the attic to your right. Go see him and tell him you miss him." Yu Ning forced a smile. At the banquet, System: "He's drunk and feeling unwell in the backyard. Go find him and bring him home." Yu Ning was speechless. After court, System: "He'll forget to lock the door tonight. Sneak in and kiss him." Yu Ning: "...Does he want me to die?" It was dark, and the unlit room was even darker. The gauze curtains fluttered gently. Yu Ning walked to the bedside, intending to just touch him and be done with it. He woke up as soon as he touched him, his dark eyes shining with a hint of light, staring straight at him. Yu Ning was startled and stumbled backward, but Jiang Miao also lifted the covers, got out of bed, and came over, until he pinned him against a pillar. The two were very close. Jiang Miao leaned in, his voice husky, "Keep kissing." Yu Ning was stunned by the kiss, and in her breathlessness, she suddenly remembered something and asked the system: Why doesn't he lock the door when he sleeps? Is he doing it on purpose? Her lower lip was bitten, and Jiang Miao rubbed the corner of Yu Ning's eye. "Yeah, on purpose." Until someone ran in. Yu Ning: "As expected..." Wait, how did you know what I said to the system?! Later, Yu Ning realized that even if she hadn't taken sides in her past life, she could have lived her life lying down. Well... in bed. ++A slow-witted, aloof, and beautiful shou & The system is actually the cunning gong++The gong has coveted this beauty for many years++There was a misunderstanding in the previous life

(The protagonist is a vengeful villain, there is no female lead, but there is a romantic pairing.) (A story about a crazy beauty who stirs up trouble and causes all sorts of problems.)

In her previous life, Su Li was a notorious Crimson Wizard on the continent of Rhodes, but she unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a struggling celebrity on Earth.

When she participated in a horror variety show, the audience initially thought she was just a pretty face, but they soon discovered that something was off about her!

The other guests were trembling with fear, while Su Li was elegantly sipping coffee.

Audience: He's definitely faking it!

The other guests were chased in all directions by the ghost-faced doll.

Zuli: Naughty children get their heads twisted!

Viewers: What kind of villainous speech is this!

When being targeted by others

Su Li silently released her little cuties, scaring them into fainting.

And expressed concern: Are you all alright?

After the show, the guests assumed that all the scary things in the program were props and special effects.

A black-robed figure suddenly appeared behind Su Li and encircled him.

Zuli nodded and smiled: "It's all fake. We should believe in science!"

Others: ? ? ?

Zurich said: This place is so much fun!

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.