[Double male protagonists + no system + non-cool text + villain + both sharp and sweet]

P.S.: "Those with upright values, please watch with caution."

I woke up and found myself transformed into the villain Demon King Muzan Kibutsuji from the anime Demon Slayer?!

But now that things have come to this, in order to survive, Mo Yunchuan can only start to plan a way to save his life!

From now on, I will help anyone who has anything to do with the Demon Slayer Corps and try to win their favor. I must make sure my favorability goes to the hilt!! And I absolutely won't do anything stupid.

However, strange things also began to appear. Jiguo Yuanyi was resurrected and even wanted to get close to the Ghost King Mo Yunchuan. Why did he resurrect? This is a question.

Moreover, who is Kawano, who can transform between a cat and a human? Why did he appear? And why doesn't Mo Yunchuan remember him?

Then, why does this pair of bodies also have an unknown soul? Could it be that two souls simultaneously traveled through time into one body?

And...if being born is wrong, then will the choices we make also be wrong?

Why are there missing memories and extra memories in the brain? Why are there extra memories? And what will they become after they are reassembled?

What is sealed in the deepest part of his memory? Why doesn't he know? Why does he feel in danger?

Does the world really exist? Is it man-made? Can you accept it?

A mirror can reflect yourself, but is what is shown the real you?

Are you willing to destroy everything to achieve a goal?

What is good and what is evil? How can we distinguish and define them?

Are there perfect people in this world?

Chrollo x Gojo Satoru

(Kuroro is somewhat different from Hunter x Hunter; he's more like a time traveler.)

Kuroro transmigrates into the body of a child named Fujiwara Raku in the world of jutsu, becoming a Starmash. How does he shed this identity, gradually gain control of the jutsu world, and ultimately become its behind-the-scenes boss?

Zenin Naoya: "Fujiwara Raku, you wait, I will definitely be the person you need most."

Satoru Gojo: "I thought it was a small orange, but it turned out to be a black sesame ball. Still, I quite like it."

Another top-tier sorcerer:

Xia Youjie: "Fujiwara Raku...it's hard to say."

Fuheshchen: "A bandit, a complete and utter bandit, but I still have to thank him."

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[Two male leads + gossip + entertainment industry + beloved by the group (both are virgins, 1V1)]

Ning Shile struggled for most of his life only to find out that he was just cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel.

They even ended up cooperating with the villains by a twist of fate.

Zheng also tossed aside the contract: "The agreement is for one year, with a reward of 30 million. After one year, the bridge and the road will go their separate ways."

Ning Shile nodded excitedly: "Great! Great!"

*

After teaming up, Ning Shile continued to uphold the principle of enjoying the gossip to the fullest.

Zheng Ye's judgment is really bad; his assistant is probably the mole!

No wonder Zheng went bankrupt; he didn't invest in such a good opportunity.

Zheng Ye: ...I can hear you.

To get closer to the melons, Ning Shile specially went on a rural variety show.

[Oh! This is the protagonist who disguised his identity in the original work!]

[Haha, still shipping them? My childhood sweetheart has already changed his mind!]

[The protagonist, adored by everyone, is truly exceptional!]

As we were eating, things seemed to be going a little wrong.

The protagonist was furious for him.

Brother Zhuma stepped in to clarify for him

The protagonist, who is the bottom, pesters him every day, calling him "brother".

Until the very end, the entire internet was saying: We're totally shipping them!!

*

Zheng Ye, the richest man in the capital, suddenly appeared on a rural variety show. One second he was a high-class tycoon, and the next second he turned into a pitiful puppy in front of Ning Shile.

Zheng Ye: Wife, look at me, just once!

The entire internet is shocked: !? !? !? !?

Shocking! You can even see scenes of carnage and cremation in rural variety shows!?

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Growing up in an orphanage since he was a child, Tao Mu, who had suffered so much, never thought that his life was actually a result of picking up the wrong script.

Eighteen years ago, two children were born at the same time, but due to the negligence of the medical staff their name tags were switched. Tao Mu, who was supposed to be born in a wealthy family, was sent to an orphanage instead.

Eighteen years later, the mistake was discovered. Tao Mu originally thought everything could go back on track. However, his parents and siblings who were supposed to be the closest family disliked him deeply, lovers and friends also turned their backs on him.

Receiving such a shock, Tao Mu completely revealed his dark side, becoming a vicious cannon fodder that everyone hated. In the end he found himself utterly isolated and committed suicide by jumping off a building.

After being reborn, Tao Mu was surprised to find that he actually lived in a book. The male protagonist in the book was the Silly White Sweet** who was the other baby that he had mistakenly switched identities with. As for him, he was just the vicious cannon fodder encountered by the Silly White Sweet in his sweet and pampered life.

Tao Mu: f*ck this plot, and f*ck this stereotypical routine. I won’t be playing along in this life!

In other words, this is a dog blood story of a highly provoked cannon fodder no longer mistreating himself to please anyone after being reborn. Instead he will be relying on himself to build an entertainment empire that will catapult him to the top.

** person who is s*upid but in a sweet way

Before his rebirth, He Zizhong was unfortunate. This loyal dog had been loyal to the wrong person. In the harsh apocalypse, he was betrayed by relatives, tricked out of his spatial dimension by his lover, and tragically, hunted down by a rival who had stolen his love. Only on his deathbed did he learn that Fang Hao, who had accompanied him all along, was actually the junior from high school who had confessed his feelings to him. Sadly, he also died, right in his arms. In He Zizhong's previous life, Fang Hao felt lucky. Six or seven years later, in the despair of the apocalypse, he had found his first love, a senior from his senior year, again, and could stay by his side for half a year.

[Dual male leads + quick transmigration + both protagonists are virgins + strong protagonists + revenge against scumbags + sweet and satisfying]

A stunningly beautiful, insane evil spirit who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat x A sliced ​​hellish lord who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat

(Understand on your own)

In order to save his life, Shen Yunjian was banished to the Three Thousand Minor Worlds to clean up the scum market, punish all kinds of extreme scum, accumulate merit, and offset his sins.

But why is it that in every world he encounters someone who seems to want to refine him?

Shen Yun had made ample preparations to confront this person, but something just seemed off...

Visiting Professor: "Don't you like dressing up as a woman? Come on, put on the skirt and let me see."

The Alliance's top alpha: "A pheromone surge is a sign of excessive energy; once it's depleted, it will behave."

The wealthy tycoon said, "Ah Jian, listen to me, come here, I'll back you up."

The powerful regent said, "What's so great about the dragon throne? What I'm after is your dragon bed."

………

Shen Yunjian once thought that there were two things that were the most terrifying in the world.

First, he reformed his ways.

Second, to spend one's life with the same person, remaining together for eternity.

It wasn't until later that he realized being a good person wasn't that difficult.

There will always be someone who will become his willing exception.

———

At first, I wanted to refine him with karmic fire, to reduce him to ashes and never let him be reborn.

Later, I was willing to give up all my merits just to ensure his perfect life and peace in every lifetime.

Zhang Sushang travelled through time.

He became separated from his family by a hundred years, his body gained two layers of fat, his BMI seriously exceeded the standard, his health was worrying, he was cut off from his family here, and he lost his source of income, causing him to be on the verge of starvation!

Picking up his pen in despair, Zhang Sushang could only hope to save his stomach with novels.

Right, he also needed to lose weight — too much fat would lead to fatty liver and the three highs of metabolic syndrome: high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high levels of fat in the blood. If he wanted to see his family again, he had to make sure that he lived to see the next millennium!

The Winter Olympic Games were still two or three years away. If his dad was here, with the excellent fitness of an astronaut and the skills of a figure skating champion, he would definitely be able to win an Olympic gold medal. As for himself, he had only trained until he was sixteen years old, when he had to retire due to developmental issues. His highest achievement was a mere triple axel, so he could only write novels to fill his stomach.

Wait, could anyone jump a 3A right now?

At this time, no Chinese person had ever appeared at the Olympics. If a miracle could happen early, even a salted fish would fight for it.

And Zhang Sushang was no salted fish.

(Lighthearted and funny) (Acting as a villain + four-star accompanying card pool character + live broadcast + black moonlight turns white + repairing favorability + starting experimental subject + multiple vests + different world chat group.) Yannian, Bu Liren's experimental subject, finally escaped, but was shot to death by Lan. The binding system allowed him to run with the up five-star male character as a four-star, becoming a popular card pool character, but the prerequisite is that the favorability with the up five-star male character must reach ninety-five or above. Yannian checked the favorability of Jingyuan, Danfeng, Ren and others in turn, and all were negative. "Why is it negative, system." Yannian was puzzled. "Because the host was their black from the beginning.