As soon as Gao Yan came back from vacation in his hometown, he found that there was an eight-handed wooden evil Guanyin in his suitcase that could not be thrown away.
The moment he stepped out of the temple, Gao Yan fell into the Guan Luo Yin scene. A prompting in his ears spoke:
Welcome to the game of the gods~
First, please be sure to obey the words of the gods.
Second, the latest red hot post on the top read: Shock! The whereabouts of Chu Suibi, the only person in the world who passed the main god-level difficulty, is unknown. According to insiders, Chu Suibi is chasing his wife. Yes, you have read that right, that old dog forced Chu Suibi to have a wife!
Gao Yan, who has never involved himself with worldly matters, meets Chu Suibi, someone who is too keen to break the rules.
Gao Yan: I am a good person.
Chu Suibi: Me too.
God: Bullshit!!!
Liu Chuan came from a great family background with a well-known professor as a father and a successful businesswoman as a mother, who came from a wealthy family. What most of the world didn’t know, except for a selected few, was that he was also a first-class god in the country’s e-sports league. He had led his team to win many different competitions and was the only one in the country to lead their team to win the Annual Grand Slam. However one day, he had vanished unexpectedly and retired from the e-sports league for personal reasons.
Later, he returned home when his school suspension period was almost over and he followed his parents’ wishes. He had to return to school to graduate and ended up having to stay at a dorm in room 301.
Those who were into games or followed the e-sports community, all know or admired various professional players. However, what they didn’t expect was that one of their gods was just within arms reach, and even more so, a first-class one too.
This is the first part of the god series. The first two parts have been finished. The plots do not affect each other.
E-sport God Series 1 “The Strongest God”
E-sport God Series 2 “God Level Summoner”
E-sport God Series 3 “The King’s Return”
Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of terror. But as a result….
I treat you guys as evil spirits, but all of you want to hug my thigh?
When the game reappeared in reality, the world went crazy.
Shang Yinhe originally thought he was just playing games, until he horribly discovered: All the games he has played are reproduced in the real world!
The world turned to a strange trajectory.
Expert: There must be a mastermind behind the earth’s change!
Shang Yinhe: That’s me.
Crowd: The brave man who saves the world has a beautiful face!
Shang Yinhe: That’s me.
Earth: Thanks to the Guardian Alliance for protecting me.
Shang Yinhe: That’s me too. #It’s me, it’s me, it’s me#
There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”
Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.
The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”
Wen Shi: “Me.”
Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.
In a world controlled by a super artificial intelligence computer, persecuted male humans gather in Lost Paradise and execute their last stand. They have spent decades developing their “God Descent Plan” – to steal the North American server of the super artificial intelligence “Eden”, download it into the body of a male human “Adam”, tame and control him, and use him against the omniscient “God”.
Zhang Xun, an unmarried tech nerd, was fortunate (unfortunate?) to be in charge of the final stage of the plan – to be responsible for maintaining and taming Adam. Now he was facing a life form with a human body and a mechanical brain, a reverse version of Ghost in the Shell, and Zhang Xun’s life was plunged into confusion and chaos, and in the struggle to control or be controlled, his life became exhausting.
There are thousands of scumbags in the world, each with their own type of tr*shy entanglement.
They make a stand for every step and have a devious heart, their modus operandi? Start stirring up feelings and eventually abandon the people they have schemed against. With having nothing but fame and fortune in their eyes, these scumbags forsake the sincerity of others and forget about it after using them.
The Scumbag Reformation System raised its arms and exclaimed: Reform and become a new person! The sea of suffering is endless and turning back is what it means to be on the shore!
Both good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the Heavenly Path is good for reincarnation. When those scumbags who have done all bad deeds get a chance to be reborn, they start their miserable career of being forced to reform.
【No Work】 Electric Shock x 10
【Sitting back and enjoying the benefits】 Electric shock x20
【Stirring up chaos and forsaking】 Electric shock x50
【Deceiving and cheating money】 Electric shock x100
Scumbag Reformation System smiled: “What is our slogan again?”
The scumbags gritted their teeth silently: “……Reform well and become a new person!”
In the humid heat of July, students within the crowded classroom couldn’t breathe properly under the tremendous pressure of the intensive exams.
Guo Jingyu’s forehead was damp with sweat.
He saw the figure seated in front of him as soon as he glanced up. His back was as straight as it had always been, his white shirt school uniform had a mild soap scent, and his hair was neatly parted. He was accompanied by the steady rustle of a pen.
Guo Jingyu laughed, as if he’d been freed of a huge burden, and gently nudged the person in front of him twice with a pen, saying in a hushed whisper, “Li Tongzhou?” The teen in front of him halted and didn’t say anything, but he extended his hand behind him and handed him something.
Guo Jingyu was lying motionless on his desk. With his fingers, he poked Li Tongzhou’s palm, which the other gently gripped.
In our youth’s fiery love, you’ve always been the only one.
Shao Xian went back in time to when he was ten years old and met his pitiful old enemy. He wanted to personally train him so that when the other grew up, he wouldn’t turn against him.
But he didn’t expect that this old enemy would turn sweet and sticky after being taken care of.
It was just that this little sweet cake was too insecure and often, golden beads of tears would drip.
As soon as he cried, Shao Xian was helpless, and of course, he would want to give him everything.
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On the way to an auction, Shao Xian died in a car accident.
Before he died, he thought, Fu Baizhou must be very pleased without him being present to mix things up.
After all, in Yan City, Fu Baizhou shocked everyone with a name of being cruel and ruthless.
Only one person dared to confront him.
When he opened his eyes again, he was wearing a custom suit, reexperiencing his tenth birthday.
He saw a dirty little boy being ridden on like a horse. He suddenly remembered the rumors that had been circulating widely in his previous life. It was about the tragic childhood of a ruthless man surnamed Fu.
In 2121, a terrible pollution disease swept through the world.
“We call it distortion, but perhaps, the history records of later generations will call it an evolution.”
The world experienced involution.
Today, that person’s head split into two. Tomorrow, that flower would grow fangs. The day after that, that fish would climb ashore with its legs…
Lu Yan: And I am merely a mediocre doctor who treats the pollution disease.
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Patient A: When I first grew 18 tentacles, I was having a great time eating [beep—] by the seaside. As soon as Dr. Lu came, he cut 17 of them for me. He’s really a brilliant doctor!2
Patient B: I am a poisonous mushroom. My spores are highly toxic and can be parasitic. I gave birth to hundreds of thousands of microspores, which made it worse for my already poor family. Dr. Lu helped me practice family planning when he came. This great kindness will forever be remembered!
Patient C: I have eight mouths. I was a picky eater and only ate meat, so I set up a slaughterhouse for this purpose. But then, Dr. Lu cured my picky eating. This woman of faith is willing to be a vegetarian for the rest of her life in exchange for Dr. Lu’s happiness and well-being in this life.
Lu Yan, the top of the food chain, the eternal god.