My name is Lu Yu. I was a workplace champion in my previous life. I got the "Easy Winning System" at the beginning.
As long as I eat, drink and have fun with my employees, I can exchange wealth. The more I lie, the more money I make.
In this life, I want to enjoy life and be leisurely to the end!
I am Liu Mengyuan, a useless girl in my previous life. I got the "Dream Guarantee System" at the beginning.
As long as my employees and I work hard, we will definitely improve our skills. God rewards hard work.
In this life, I want to burn my youth and roll to the end!
But now, we are actually starting a business in the same game company. What should I do? I am waiting online...
...
As the two of them took turns to increase the intensity of their employees, the game became more and more wrong:
It was said to be a cat girl adventure game, how come lsp is the key to breaking the game?
It was said to be an island farming game, but I actually drove a whale to fight Captain Jack?
It was said to be a city job simulation, why can my mouth cannon cause physical damage to my boss?
We said it was a sword and magic game, but why did the village chief of the novice village hide a slime girl and a spider girl in his home?
We said it was a VR love simulation, but why did Cyber Girlfriend chase me from the start?
We said it was a card battle, but the rules required me to flirt with the black silk female card player on the other side!
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Years later, the reporter visited the headquarters of Taoyuanxiang Group, which has a market value of one trillion yuan.
Facing the reporter, Chairman Lu Yu, who had just finished a lazy nap, looked confused:
"I really just wanted to spend my days leisurely, but how could I accidentally change the world."
CEO Liu Mengyuan was holding a cat and chewing snacks, also looking confused:
"If I say I am most proficient in eating and petting cats, would you believe it?"
[Farming + Village + Hegemony + Violent Joy + Military Generals + No Revenge Left Behind]
"Fengzi, do you want a wife?"
"Wife? Village chief, I want her!"
"If you want, join the army! Follow the rebels! Give them wives and food!"
"Okay, village chief!"
......
Three years later.
"The emperor of the new dynasty returns home in glory? Passing by our Zhaojia Village?"
"Hey! Fengzi...are you done with the battle?"
"No... No, oh my god! Meet His Majesty the Emperor!"
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The introduction is weak, please read the main text!
This is a world of immortal cultivation where rituals and music have collapsed.
In order to compete for the luck of heaven and earth and the faith of all living beings, all immortal sects, powerful people, and geniuses are bragging crazily.
Wang Xiu traveled here and bound to the "bragging system".
As long as he heard others bragging, he could get rewards and become stronger on the spot.
[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting mana +9999! ]
[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Great Dragon Demon Subduing Golden Body! ]
[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Chaos Holy Body! ]
...
After tasting the sweetness.
Wang Xiu began to mingle in various social occasions and make friends.
As long as someone brags, there must be Wang Xiu who actively supports and shouts "666" to give the other person enough face.
He looks like a banished immortal, loves to listen to people bragging, and has a particularly sweet mouth.
Gradually, Wang Xiu became the "hot cake" of the entire world of immortal cultivation.
Countless geniuses and fairies announced in public:
[Brother Wang, I'm protecting you! [Those who bully my brother will be punished by the whole world!]
This situation lasted for a long time.
...
Until later.
Wang Xiu accidentally killed him with a punch, and led millions of demon troops to invade and swept away the Shura Evil Emperor of the nine holy places.
The atmosphere suddenly became subtle!
Unconditionally start simulation, simulated harvest full inheritance, abstract, funny, hide, kill decisively]
[The plot simulation of the main story is very long, the death will not be inexplicable, there is only one female protagonist, and 99% of the length is simulation (please do not read if you mind)]
After traveling through time, He Yu only wanted to marry the beautiful daughter of his savior, have children, and live an ordinary life.
But he awakened the simulator plug-in.
The simulator can simulate He Yu's entire life and bring back everything he has gained in the simulation, including cultivation, items, etc.
Moreover, He Yu’s simulator is very special. There are no restrictions on starting the simulation, and you can start it anytime and anywhere.
Excited He Yu started a simulation right away.
You enter the simulation
[You are blocked in the backyard room by your future brother-in-law]
He wants to fuck you
[You committed suicide by backhanding yourself, thus avoiding being poked in the eye]
You are dead
[End of this simulation]
He Yu was stunned by such a wild plot.
But after the shock, He Yu's face turned fierce: "If you want to make my butt smear, I will make your head move!"
"Simulator! On!!"
[Transformation] + [Refreshing Story] + [Single] + [Level Up]
Killing any creature will level you up and drop rewards?
She woke up to find herself a stunningly beautiful bandit's wife, about to be brutally humiliated.
The original owner was fierce and resolute; she died with a single white silk ribbon.
But here I am!
When the system panel unfolds before your eyes, you can level up and become stronger by [defeating] enemies!
To hell with the wedding night, to hell with being at the mercy of others!
From the moment she killed the bandit leader, Su Qinghan was no longer the delicate young lady she once was!
Demons roam freely, and feudal lords rise up in unison?
Perfect, these are all experience points for me to ascend to godhood!
What, the number one beauty of Qinghe?
What delicate young lady?
I'm here to slaughter my way through this chaotic world!
People say that women are inferior to men, so I, as a woman, will slay all the demons and monsters in the world and eliminate all injustices!
The final of the 18th World-Class Beast Taming Championship (No Rules)
Referee: "Day King only has one pet left, while his opponent still has two pets with plenty of energy. The situation is very unfavorable for Day King."
"Wait, what happened? The White King is warming up! He's going to take the field himself!"
Bai Ye stared at his dumbfounded opponent, tore off his upper body clothing to reveal his muscular physique, pressed down on the opponent's beast's head with one hand, and slammed it hard onto the ground, grinning maliciously:
"As a beast tamer, you just stood by and watched? Your skill level is far too low!"
......
In the era of beast taming, humans awakened their talent for taming beasts and formed contracts with magical beasts.
Plants, elements, souls, extradimensional creatures, weapons, concepts... can all become pets.
Bai Ye transmigrated here and awakened the [Boundary and Bond] talent. As long as his beast pet is defeated and returns to the Beast Taming Space, he can obtain all the abilities from his beast pet.
The strongest! The most powerful! The most domineering Beastmaster has been born.
Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.
A gay… bear?
Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!
And it’s happened more than once.
Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.
Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.
Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?
No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys.
Li Yan had just transmigrated to the Demon-Haunted Cultivation World when a sinister Old Daoist force-fed him a Medicine Pill laced with parasitic gu worms. On the verge of becoming a mere disposable s*ave for pill production, Li Yan unexpectedly awakened the Side Effect Collection System. The harsher the side effects, the more potent the reversed benefits!
Swallowed the Blood Egg Pill: Side effect reversed—Blood Qi Theft enabled! Steal the cultivation base of others!
Cultivated the heretical Burning Lamp Technique: Side effect reversed—Ignite enemies and summon a Golden Body Avatar!
Soaked in the Myriad-Aged Corpse Blood: Side effect reversed—Transform into a Ten-Thousand-Foot Golden Body!
About Yu Youning's Interstellar Card Repair Life: Yu Youning, an urban white-collar worker. She had just achieved the classic feat of being "falsely accused" of being a rich heiress in the "real vs. fake rich heiress" scenario. Before she could even enjoy life after escaping the fire pit, a black card appeared out of nowhere and struck her forehead, causing her vision to go black…
That year... Zhou Yang, an honest man who had just obtained his driver's license, crashed the camera of a makeshift film crew. He was penniless and could only sell himself to the crew to do odd jobs. He originally thought that he would be free after working until the film was finished. However!!! When the fraud director ran away with the assistant director, and he was almost mistaken for a fraud accomplice by the long-legged beauty investor, the honest man Zhou Yang was dumbfounded. "I take the blame? What can I do?" "God, my major is electronic information technology, and I am just a wireman. I know nothing about making movies..." "..." [Wu Ma Xing]