When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!
I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?
Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.
Here—
His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!
A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!
A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!
Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"
Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"
Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"
Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"
Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"
And Dazai Osamu himself—
Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."
The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!
"Your passionate youth? Boring."
"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."
"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."
(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)
“In this great age of turmoil, if you take a step forward, what you have created may be history!”
“Join me, and show to those who refuse you, how unsightly they used to be!”
That year.
No matter how to find a job in the Yanjing talent market, he is poor and white, and only has a high school diploma. However, he simply set up a recruitment booth on his own, and he intends to be angry with those who refuse him!
but……
did not expect!
The whole world is mad at him!
Romance novel! Romance novel! Romance novel!
(This is not a story about a strong female lead. The female lead is in poor health and often gets sick, requiring constant care.)
A story combining dual rebirth, slice-of-life romance, and apocalyptic setting; the pacing is a little slow.
Everyone knows that even ruthless business leaders have someone they cherish deeply.
His only thought was to get his wife healthy so she could live a carefree life.
Before the apocalypse, Shen Muyan lived a carefree life; after the apocalypse, she continued to live happily.
The protagonist, Lin Fan, comes from a family steeped in martial arts. At the age of eight, his master took him to the Shiwan Mountains to train. Ten years later, his master ascended to heaven. Before ascending, he gave the protagonist a ring, allowing him to return to the Lin family and train in the city...
The realms of martial arts are divided into internal strength, transformation strength, innate strength, and grandmaster.
The realm of cultivation is divided into seven realms: Qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, spirit transformation, fusion, and tribulation crossing.
A novel about ultimately leading the family to ascend to the upper realm!
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Xia Youxi was captivated by the sweet romance between her younger brother and his best friend, and vowed to protect this unconventional relationship. The older sister grew to love her brother and sister-in-law more and more each time she looked at them.
There's been a huge misunderstanding. Gojo Satoru only wanted to be Natsuyuki's brother-in-law.
Xia Youjie: My sister is already outrageous. In the future, you should find a stable and mature person to be with. Wutiao Wu, you're not good enough.
So the young master of the Gojo family started ganking like crazy. You think it's impossible just because you say so?
As Xia Youxi and Ieiri Shoko became two outstanding talents in high-level sorcery, this older sister looked conflicted and speechless.
Xia Youxi: Xiao Jie, I didn't mean to steal your boyfriend. To suppress my feelings, I plan to develop my career in the world of sorcery abroad.
Xia Youjie: Huh? Not the two of you, are you sick?
So Xia Youjie defected, the world of sorcery was thrown into chaos, and all the illogical events began to make sense.
When the seemingly harmless older sister meets the lawless Six-Eyed, the love-hate relationship between Gojo Satoru and the Natsuyu family has only just begun.
When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.
If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.
Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm
[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]
If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.
Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"
Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"
Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.
Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"
Shi Xiaobai: "..."
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(System novel, the system's ability is to summon monsters and characters from Zero Zone to another world) (Yuri romance, succubus from Six Points Street, beloved by the group, popular with everyone)
My name is Shi Ling, and I'm hopelessly addicted to Terminator Zero. In pursuit of an immersive experience, I bought a complete set of VCR playback equipment at a flea market. Unfortunately, I ended up losing the whole set as a secondhand device.
When I woke up again, I wasn't facing the hospital ceiling, but the gaping maw of a monster that I'd only ever seen in fantasy works.
I had already closed my eyes and waited to die, but who knew that the old device that took me away would haunt me and hover in front of me, its screen still flickering faintly:
Dear Rope Maker, we have detected that you have one unused encrypted master tape. Would you like to start tuning?
In the sixth year of the apocalypse, betrayed by both her boyfriend and best friend, and witnessing her father's murder, Shi Yilan travels back two days before the apocalypse.
48 hours until the natural disaster strikes, after which cities collapse, morality collapses, civilization regresses, and humanity enters a dark age.
Fortunately, she had the space; unfortunately, she didn't have enough money.
Getting back the money spent on that jerk is no problem with my Huabei credit card; I can even get a free purchase at the end.
Seize the time, race against the clock, and stock up like crazy!
With abundant resources, they established an orderly life in a chaotic era.
When Xiang was catching demons all over the world, I didn't stand up because I don't practice magic;
when Xiang was catching monsters all over the world, I didn't stand up because I'm not a monster;
when Xiang was catching sword cultivators all over the world, no one stood up to speak for us because they were not sword cultivators;
Xiang... He stopped catching people, and the world was peaceful.
——"XX Prison Essays"
The Han lost its power, and all the heroes in the world were chasing it!
The emperor wields a sword to rule the world, while military generals wield knives to expand territory and quell rebellions!
My situation is now decided, and I entrust the Han Dynasty to you!
You and I will play the game of chess set by the late emperor! Regardless of victory or defeat, we will all fight for the Liu family's kingdom!
If Liu Han never betrays me, I will never betray the Liu Han Dynasty! If I break this oath, I will be punished by heaven and earth!
Since I ascended the throne, I have been trembling with fear, afraid of making mistakes, taking a wrong step. For the sake of the Han Dynasty and the people, I dare not spend an extra copper coin, let alone indulge in wine and women.
The Yellow Turban Rebellion spread across eight states of the Han Dynasty, but why was it eliminated in ten months?
After the Yellow Turban Rebellion, Liu Hong only had one meat meal, so why did he add the Wanjin Hall?
There were 30,000 soldiers in the capital, but Dong Zhuo only had 3,000 Flying Bear soldiers and was able to enter Luoyang and cause chaos in the palace?