Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to become a greasy butcher.

After getting drunk, he drew a comic book documenting his dreams, but unexpectedly, he became bound to a system and transformed into the strongest prophet.

"Holy crap, this quality even made it to the first page? Is the website sure they're not mistaken?"

"The author wields a butcher's knife and rampages through the city for kilometers, even taking down a giant monster three stories tall in one move?"

"Holy crap, this guy actually turned the monster into stir-fried shredded vegetables with a swift stroke!"

"Nonsense, that was clearly my bald instructor, driving back and forth on the monster's head explaining driving test part two."

"Huh? What I saw was Tony the hairdresser downstairs, wielding a 40-meter curling iron, burning the monster to death?"

"Stop arguing! It was a mosaic person who put a thong on the monster, making it so embarrassed!"

Chen Fan: System, what kind of garbage skills have you given me...?

Take a bowl, fill it with soil, count one, two, three, four, five. Plant a toad and it becomes a train, plant a soybean and it becomes a tiger. Cultivate a skillful craft, enjoy a lifetime of happiness without suffering. There are 360 ​​paths in life, but who rules each road? That carpenter is skilled, his ink lines divide yin and yang with a flick of his finger, his mortise and tenon joints subdue the eight directions. This blacksmith is capable, his furnace roars with iron fire, his hammer strikes a thousand times, splitting dawn and dusk. There's also a tailor with great ambition, his every thread shaping the world, his needle determining yin and yang. And then there's the cook with a ruthless heart, his iron stove burning like hell, his blade wielding wind and thunder, his bones as fuel. In Wansheng Prefecture, a thousand people, a thousand faces, ten thousand lives, ten thousand changes. Zhang Laifu stands in the sea of ​​people, laughing triumphantly, "Come on, follow me and enjoy happiness!"

[You are dead.] [Automatically rewinding to the latest save file...] The goblin Dolly opened his eyes. This time, he was full of confidence, for he had proven his only path through repeated death. "Yes, it was me. A professional adventurer named Dolly who saved your daughter." "Father! He's a goblin—he's the one who kidnapped me!" The old marquis's thoughts of taking a son-in-law were completely shattered. He slammed the table in anger, smashing it with his hand. "Catch it!!!" "Impossible—this conversation is over. It's clearly not like that!"

>I only have three days left to live after traveling through the world of immortal cultivation, but the system wants me to accept a disciple with top-grade spiritual roots.

>In desperation, I put my hand on the dog's head, and the detection frame suddenly burst into colorful light.

>At the disciple-taking ceremony, the world of immortal cultivation laughed at me for letting the dog perform the apprenticeship ceremony.

>Until the dog's paw pressed on the spiritual stone, the pressure of the prehistoric world crushed the plaque of the mountain gate.

>The system prompt sounded: "The life bonus has been issued. New task: demolish the ancestral hall and build a public toilet within three days."

>The hostile sect shouted outside the gate: "If you can't even protect the ancestral hall, why open the mountain gate!"

>The dog suddenly spoke in human language: "I think the toilet proposal is very good." ---

To sum it up in one sentence: The story of Chinese exchange student Yongyue, who brings the souls of Geto Suguru and Shinji back to the Land of Sakura to save the poor (bushi) teacher Gojo.

(Gojo · Little White Flower · Satoru: Using a handkerchief to wipe tears.)

Contents include: 1. The father-son relationship between Shinji and Hui.

2. Cat statues of Jiner, Geto Suguru, and Gojo Satoru.

3. Nanami, Geto Suguru, and Shinji kicked the lunch box and whitewashed Geto Suguru's persecution of Nose.

4. The role of the head of the Gojo Satoru family, and how Satoru is the strongest, most handsome, most charming and most invincible.

5. The BOSS Yue Quanhuai in the Jiansan game appears briefly.

Mine Clearance:

1. It is not a completely silly and happy story, but more of a sweet and sour romance.

2. A growing female protagonist.

3. Sukuna and Nososo will not be written as weak or stupid.

4. Most of the plot follows the original (Satoru being sealed, Nanami's accident, etc.)

5. China's foreign policy is non-interference in the internal affairs of other countries, so the heroine will be a little bit of a bystander at the beginning, but in order to understand, she will end it.

My name is Song Yunxiang, and I'm the last surviving Star Soul Master. In that great war, I was defeated, and all of humanity was wiped out. When I woke up again, I was transported back sixty years, before anything had happened! I still have a chance to save them! My soul was flawed, destined to be a useless person. Now, there's still a chance to start over! I will definitely save you!

Natsukawa accidentally travels to a utopian futuristic world, however, hidden secrets lie beneath the seemingly calm waters. At the same time, the power of the world of Kamen Rider quietly appeared, and since then, the story journey of Kamen Rider belonging to Natsukawa has officially begun! ……………… However, looking at the giant standing on the earth in front of him, Xia Chuan felt that something was wrong in his heart, how could there be Ultraman in the world of Kamen Rider?

Synopsis: [No female lead + comedy + adored by the group + no angst + Wu Erbai's son]

Wu Yu, a model student, thought he could relax after passing the postgraduate entrance exam, but he never expected to be bound to a system after passing the exam.

System: To confirm system binding, please press 1; to not bind, please also press 1.

Wu Yu: Two

System: Get 1 million upon binding

Wu Yu: 111111111

From then on, the academic world lost a little tyrant, and the tomb raiding world gained a second dog.

While cracking sunflower seeds, he watched the blood-soaked corpse chase Wu Xiaogou; he thoughtfully closed the coffin for King Mu of Zhou; and he snatched pocket money from Black Glasses.

The real King Mu of Zhou!

The mystery of the Western Jin Kingdom!

The Queen Mother of the West's Immortality!

Wang Zanghai's scheme!

What's more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart!

Driven by desire, everyone becomes a puppet!

What can truly heal regrets?

Daily routine + no system + Alola region

Born in Alola, her traveling Pokémon is Kingler. She's a common Pokémon that can be very strong, and she's striving to become a Water-type Pokémon Master.

Narrator: And there's also an unreliable mom (눈_눈)

Author: You're everywhere, aren't you?

Narrator: I'm leaving right away (>﹏<)

The world awakened to consciousness.

It was surprised to find that these "little animals" on its body did many "unauthorized" things to its body.

At midnight on the Gregorian New Year of 2018, a voice appeared in the minds of all citizens: "Hello, parasites."

A ruthless man who doesn't talk much. One against ten Death God tops vs. a fake White Lotus. Kill you Water God bottom.

Ronghua High School

The current situation of the lambs being raised: ignorance is bliss, stupidity is wisdom - Thousands of people's survival challenge

【Wolf Village】

The most primitive evil lurking in the remote forest - the infected version of the werewolf game

【Yoko】

How can I make you love me as much as you love her? - Endless Rainy Night

[Part 2: The Life-Extending Game (tentative title) is available for pre-order next door]

Amway pre-collect new pit:

2. Your little ghost is online!

Someone stepped on Bai Ling's grave.

Who is so blind as to step on his pillow???

The irritable mountain king was in a bad mood when he woke up. He looked up and saw that the culprit was tall and handsome, and most importantly, he was full of yang energy.

It looks delicious at first glance (-﹃-)

Bai Ling decided to absorb this reserve food.

Reserve Food: A-choo! Why does my back feel a little cold?

Chuiliang calmly opened his Yin-Yang eyes, wanting to see what the daring evil spirit that followed him this time was capable of. But when he turned around -

The ghost following behind... is quite "ferocious".

later--

Reserve Food: You want to absorb Yang energy, right? I’ll let you absorb enough tonight.

Bai Ling: GUNA!

This is a story about a little ghost who wants to absorb Yang energy but fails repeatedly.

2. The Little Evil Cat Will Pierce You to Death [Quick Transmigration] (This is a really serious cat-loving article)

The "Little Devil Will Make You Mad" system produced by the Cannon Fodder Revenge Alliance has a single and clear goal: to make things difficult for the protagonist who is the winner in life.

but--

Received: (Testing the edge of adding to the problem)

System: ...Is the blockage you added a little crooked?

Product feedback from a winner in life: This system has filled my empty heart and the void in my love life. Five-star rating.

Product feedback from someone who wanted to piss people off but was pissed off by the system: The quality of your products is so crappy that I'll just be cannon fodder for the rest of my life!!!

Predestined world:

Asceticism, transcending tribulation, powerful top x inner demon, bottom

Obsessed with studying, sucking the roommate's academic bully X, crazy messing with the roommate

3. Encountering evil spirits

I suddenly realized that my bedroom was covered with ashes. It seemed that I had been burning incense and money for someone day and night without knowing it.

And next to my pillow lies a tablet named "Huo Cong".