You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

[Lighthearted + Multiverse + Quick Transmigration + System + Male-oriented (No Harem) + I don't know if it's an invincible story]

(Brothers, we're currently testing multiple book titles. We'll see which title is most popular and then adjust the style accordingly qvq)

A Guide to Self-Help for Office Workers: Finding a Stable Job in Another World.

After being asked by the tenth HR person, "How late can you work overtime?", Jiang Ye, a recent graduate, was completely devastated by a gentle and caring phone call from his mother.

In the pouring rain, a special flyer floated in front of me—[Transmigrators' Assistance Center], monthly salary of 20,000, accommodation provided.

On a non-existent 24th floor of a building in the city center, he signed a contract selling himself into servitude. The next second, an out-of-control heavy truck successfully "hired" him.

Jiang Ye then realized that his workplace was a "transfer station" spanning countless dimensions of time and space. And his clients were the most miserable transmigrators from various worlds:

In novels featuring wealthy protagonists, he serves as the protagonist's personal "financial advisor."

In the world of entertainment, he is the exclusive "Hakimi" master for mediocre singers;

In the post-apocalyptic wasteland, he nurtured a post-apocalyptic singer;

In the world of fantasy and martial arts, he is a fallen genius and a master of unorthodox ideas;

In the final days of a dynasty where starvation was rampant, he transformed into a savior who descended from the heavens, helping a bunch of useless rebels save the country from its turmoil.

...

When the Dao of Heaven issued its KPI assessment and the transmigrators began a collective strike, Jiang Ye was shocked to discover that what he had signed was a contract to become the "strongest working person in all the worlds."

The spiritual energy here is chaotic, and the Daoist traditions have been severed. Qi Ze, who unfortunately ended up in another world, initially thought he had arrived in the worst of times. However, here there is a vast universe, countless stars, and the status of a nation and an individual depends entirely on the development of technology and the strength of military equipment. Qi Ze suddenly realized that this is the best of times, destined to belong to the weapon refiners.

Mine clearance:

1. Don't be fooled by the serious tone of the synopsis; it's still a typical wish-fulfillment story with a brainless, Mary Sue-esque style. It's all about being as Mary Sue-ish as possible, so if you can't handle it, run for your lives!

2. Main character is the receiver, 1V1.

3. Currently updating once a day, and twice a day once it becomes a paid service.

4. The story will begin on March 8th, with three chapters released at 9:00 AM.

Announcement: This novel will be available for purchase on March 29th, Wednesday. There will be three updates that day, followed by two updates daily. The first update will be at 12 PM on the day it becomes available for purchase, but will then resume its normal 9 PM update schedule. Thank you for your support!

(Grand Blue + Date A Live + Oregairu + ...)

Looking at the dilapidated Yorozuya before him, Tengu Ginyu fell into deep thought...

"Why are there still weirdos in this world?!" Tengu Ginyu put the Time Driver into the Four-Dimensional Chrysanthemum, plopped down in a chair, and burst into tears.

[Dragon of the Furniture City], [Double Bone Dragon], [Ghost Control Expert], [Immortal God of War], [Moon Landing Master], [Hurdle Master], [Long Distance Running Champion], [Akina Mountain Racing God], [Photography Enthusiast], [Villain Tattoo], [The King of Ducks], [50/50 Captain], [Money Ability]...

——Gao Chao discovered that after coming into contact with those classic film and television characters, he would have the opportunity to obtain corresponding talents and experience cards!

"My name is Gao Chao, superman Chao, a serious person!"

(PS, the work "The Heavens Are Horizontal, Starting from Hong Kong Comprehensive" has been ordered with an average order of 12,000 and a high order of 37,000)

I am an immortal in heaven and earth, carrying a sword and stepping on mountains and rivers.

The road is a desolate grave, an old tree, a fox cave, and the rural dialect is strange.

Look at the old dragon coming out of the pool and the tiger sitting on the hill.

Listen to my urgent command, and summon the gods and send the ghosts away.

Feng Xu rides the wind and travels freely, the immortals feast me, and I wander in Baiyujing. The nectar is not enough to get me drunk, and the immortal delicacies are not worth eating.

The emperor of heaven called me but I couldn't leave, I only hope that chivalry will be full of the world.

Follow-up article: Infinite Survival Game

The daily life of a big guy calling the shots in a horror game

Possible dual opening: "A Pretty Girl Like Me [Quick Transmigration]"

The Queen of Drama tears everyone apart

Please go and watch it~

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Mu Yunxian is a psychopath, pure and innocent, but he just doesn't have the chance to show it.

After death, he entered a strange mission world, and he finally had the chance to go crazy.

His mission is to complete the strange wishes of all kinds of unlucky people, and it would be even better to become a winner in life.

After finally completing 999 (?) missions, standing on the podium, Mu Yunxian said: "Is the mission difficult? Not really. I just want to say that everyone here is a loser."

Lin Dong had a dream. He dreamed that he had traveled through it and that he had been wandering in a wonderful world of cultivation for ten years.

Woke up from a dream, but was surprised to find that it was true.

In the world of comprehension, it is very difficult to force Lin Dong, who has always existed like five scums, in a modern city, he finds that he is omnipotent, counterattack Bai Fumei or something, really don’t be too easy!Lin Dong had a dream. He dreamed that he had traveled through it and that he had been wandering in a wonderful world of cultivation for ten years.

Woke up from a dream, but was surprised to find that it was true.

In the world of comprehension, it is very difficult to force Lin Dong, who has always existed like five scums, in a modern city, he finds that he is omnipotent, counterattack Bai Fumei or something, really don’t be too easy!

He trained militia with Huang Feihong, killed enemies to serve the country, killed Japanese bandits with Chen Zhen, flirted with Jin Xiangyu in the Longmen Inn, and chatted and laughed with Yan Chixia in the Lanruo Temple.

In troubled times, with the help of a system, Li Xiake can freely travel through the worlds of various classic action movies. He rides a horse and wields a spear to wipe out all enemies.

Let's revisit the action movies of our childhood.

Yu Nian is a high school teacher. After being angered to death by a weird parent, she transmigrated into a cannon fodder female supporting role in a cultivation novel. She is extremely talented, but is just a stepping stone for the heroine.

In order to survive, Yu Nian ran away to a declining sect assigned by the system and set up his own sect, and also accepted three disciples.

The eldest disciple is a reborn villain, the second disciple is a bloodthirsty demon cultivator, and the third disciple is a genius poison doctor, all of them are on the verge of turning evil.

However, it’s not over yet. No matter where Yu Nian goes, there are always villains following her and becoming her apprentices.

Yu Nian fell into deep thought, silently looking at his [Righteous Immortal Master] system.

Is this re-employment for laid-off workers?

From then on, Yu Nian began to diligently train her apprentices. Although her apprentices were of good caliber, she gradually went astray.

Disciples: ...?

Why is Master more of a villain than us?