False ninja: He went to ninja school at the age of six, entered Anbu at the age of eleven, devoted himself to death at the age of twenty-one, and became the nourishment of the leaves.

A real ninja: idle around, catch fish at work, clock in and leave work, do tasks without working hard, proficient in fishing and health preservation.

False Hokage: full marks for mouth, ninja world in heart.

The real Hokage: One mouthful is scary, and one foot is a big tube!

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This book is also known as "Hokage 955", "The Kizaru General Who Never Works Overtime", "Salary Determines My Fighting Power", "I Want to Be the Man of Hokage"...

The baby in the magical pocket, referred to as Pokémon, they are the most incredible creatures on this planet;

In the sky, in the sea, and on the ground, all kinds of Pokémon are looking forward to meeting you.

Nice to meet you, my name is Ping Ku, and I am an apprentice at Dr. Oki's Institute;

So can you tell me your name?

When Ultraman picked up the system!

When Ultraman traveled to another world!

When Ultraman cultivated a Pokémon!

KONO Bailiyuan Da!

What? You say I'm not like Ultraman? Eat me a record of destruction and death!

Traveling to the wasteland, the routine is an orphan, what should I do?

The first thing to do is to survive, but it is not easy to do this.

After being full and warm, you should think about... ahem, you should think about how to become stronger, which is even more difficult.

When Qu Jianlei gradually became stronger, he unexpectedly discovered that this wasteland...is not the wasteland he imagined!

I was the goblin tyrant who ruled Sunset Forest...

I was once an immortal hero who broke through the Holy Pen War overnight...

I was the maker of the last Philosopher's Stone...

I was once a hero who slaughtered gods with mortal bodies...

I used to be the progenitor giant who created the age of mythology...

These epic pasts were inscribed in the book of contract, and became the deck used by Ye Qiong one by one. When other people were still hunting monsters and looking for remains for cards, he had already stepped into reincarnation again and again. And these reincarnation experiences will be transformed into magical cards.

"Son, do you know what this is?"

Thanos raised his golden gloves, and the six infinity gems shone with folds of light: "I snap my fingers down, and you will turn into dust in the wind."

"Father doesn't believe it."

Fang Mo, who was wearing an endless suit, shook his head slowly, pointing at the shiny purple head of Thanos with the long sword in his hand: "Don't talk about the infinite gems today, even the heart of the universe can't save your dog's life!"

"Do you know what this is? It's Dao-seeking jade!"

Uchiha Madara stood in mid-air and laughed wildly: "It is the strongest spear and the strongest shield, there is nothing it cannot destroy!"

"You've never seen a hard thing..." Fang Mo took out a piece of bedrock with a sinister smile: "Do you dare to make gestures with it!?"

"Is this... the Philosopher's Stone?"

Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "Can it ignore the law of equivalent exchange?"

"Uh, in a sense, it can only be regarded as the basis of equivalent exchange."

Fang Mo touched the portable transformation table in his hand: "But if you want it, I can consider giving you a set."

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When the fourth natural disaster met the mysterious island module, this block of people finally began to wreak havoc on the heavens and the world.

(To reiterate, the stand-in is Steve, the protagonist of Minecraft, not Captain America, this is the MC text...

This is a future era. Before the Third World War in the 21st century, it was called modern times. After the end of World War IV, it was defined as modern times. Only after breakthroughs in physics are modern times.

The era when civilizations, countries, and societies began to invest in power to interfere with time, space, and planes.

The main world, the earth, is the only real world in all time and space. After opening the crystal wall with technology, the mad dogs on the earth began to watch the Yuan Dynasty

A mortal history of immortality

A Secret of Imprisoning a Dragon in the Immortal Realm

Lu Xiaotian's original pursuit was just to embark on the immortal road of immortality, but after overcoming all obstacles and getting his wish, he found that immortality is far from the end

[People in Meiman, the Red Superman of the East]

What if Superman's capsule didn't land in Kansas, but in Guangnan in the east.

The person who adopted him was not the Kent couple, but a kind oriental couple.

How will everything change?

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