A daily funny article, I want to see a strong woman turn left when she goes out, thank you!

Someone accidentally traveled to the interstellar space, and was so poor that he had to work illegally?!

In order to support her brother, she had no choice but to cooperate with the evil system and began her journey to get rich!

Bai Yao became a vicious supporting actress in many horror worlds, beautiful but reeking of money. After the system gave her the "conquer" command, it lost contact due to poor signal. She'd read so many novels, she knew the clichés—wasn't it just about capturing men with tragic experiences? Sometimes, upon first sight, she could sense a faint red glow emanating from them, and she guessed it must be her target. And so— In a haunted boarding school, she found a bullied, innocent boy. She tutored him, brought him flowers, and secretly cuddled with him in the art room where someone had died. In an abandoned hospital where six people escaped, she rescued a frail young man, abandoned by everyone as a burden. She brought him resources and equipment, and kissed him discreetly in a closet. On a perilous island, she saw a black, tentacled, octopus-like creature and accepted its offer. She hid the black monster in her pocket. It grew larger and larger, finally taking on a human form, and she decided she could teach it how to kiss. The system came back online, and screamed, "How on earth can you fall in love with so many ghost bosses!" Bai Yao: "Didn't you ask me to conquer them?" The system crashed, "I asked you to successfully conquer the game and survive to the end, I didn't ask you to whore the bosses!" Bai Yao: "Ah, this..." The unspeakable monster tore its body in half, and its tentacles brought all the hidden shells to her, "Yaoyao, kiss me." Bai Yao: My favorability is maxed out, how can I not kiss you?

[Anti-routine + Succubus + Relaxed and non-tortured + Funny + Multiple female protagonists]

Jiang Xin travels into a world where female characters in the book merge into one. He is neither the protagonist nor the villain. As long as he triggers the plot in the book and takes photos and checks in, he can get rewards!

[Plot trigger: Become their bestie and listen to their troubles.]

【Plot Rating: A】

[Physical Strength +2, Appearance +3, Charm +5]

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[Plot trigger: Bai Xueming's scene, you will face their confessions at the same time, please find a way to achieve a happy ending!]

“???”

Life is a journey of stops and starts, and happiness is in the present moment.

——Today, try your best to trigger the plot!

+A hundred years ago, the parallel blue star turned into a wasteland. Each country randomly selected contestants to enter the game to survive. The better the results, the more resources the country will get. In order to improve the strength of the contestants, the countries of Blue Star implemented the human elimination plan to exterminate the old, weak and disabled. China rejected the human elimination plan. This also led to uneven levels of contestants. The country was short of resources and was in a precarious situation. Qin Feng traveled to Blue Star and became a contestant from China. Faced with the terrifying fantasy creatures in the burial ground. Qin Feng awakened a useless talent. He was madly ridiculed by the countries of Blue Star. Qin Feng: "What's wrong with talent?" Then. Qin Feng used

[Life in this era + Space + Single Female Lead + Slightly Hostile + Business and Politics]

Li Yi traveled to the world of Love in Courtyard. The year 1960 was the second year after the natural disaster. After graduating from technical secondary school, he was assigned to the Nanluoguxiang Supply and Marketing Cooperative as an accountant.

At the whole courtyard meeting, Yi Zhonghai took the opportunity to attack: "Li Yi, I am your elder after all, and you talk to me like this. You have no respect for elders. This courtyard will not tolerate you!"

Li Yi took two steps forward, grabbed the square table, and flipped it over. "Fuck you, you really think you're a dish!"

Because of Li Yi's existence, the fate of everyone in the courtyard has undergone earth-shaking changes!

Li Yi started as an accountant and worked his way up the ranks. After the reform and opening up, he was so active that he was sent to Hong Kong by a big boss in Haizi.

Li Yi: "Is there such a good thing?"

Grasping both business and politics, bringing happiness to everyone!"

System + Food + Travel + Relaxation + Cool Article

Lin Xi is a veteran homebody who suffers from severe social anxiety and late-stage procrastination.

I took the postgraduate entrance exam and the civil service exam, but both ended in failure. After working for half a year, I couldn't stand the arrogance of my stupid boss, so I quit in anger and went home to live off my parents.

I have been lying in bed at home for more than a year, going only between bed and toilet every day. I lie in bed all day long, and sometimes I don't go downstairs for a month.

He stayed up late every day watching TV series, playing games, reading novels, and eating too much. His health was getting worse and worse, and he finally died suddenly one day.

Fortunately, he didn't die completely. He was bound to a system and came back to life.

[Ding! The food check-in system has been successfully linked!]

Task 1: Please go to the entrance of the community within 5 minutes to purchase a serving of chicken wonton soup. Then, film a video of the chicken wonton soup of at least 15 seconds and upload it to a short video platform to check in.

[Note: You only have 5 minutes left in your life. If you do not complete the above tasks within 5 minutes, your life will end.]

Later, Lin Xi began to travel frequently to various parts of the country to taste all kinds of delicious food, and even flew abroad.

Her short video account is getting better and better, and her fans are increasing rapidly. Many people are waiting for her updates every day.

Cultural and tourism industries from all over the country are vying to invite her to their hometown.

The food novels she wrote were also selected for publication...

"Goodbye! Cage!" On a defecting spaceship, Qingque took one last look at the Luofu Fairy Boat, with a look of pride in her eyes. "Our departure is just like a bird flying into the sky and a fish entering the sea! From now on we will be free from constraints!" But just as she was about to set off, she suddenly received a communication request. As soon as she answered the call, she heard a burst of angry curses from the other side: "Qingque! You bad guy!" "What on earth has Luofu done to you wrongly?" "How could you even do such a heinous thing as defecting?" "Listen carefully! Now! Come back to me and confess your crime!" "In this way, I can still plead for you to Jingyuan and strive for leniency in the future!" "But if you still stubbornly refuse to repent, and I catch you back with my own hands, then you can expect to spend the rest of your life in Youyu Prison!" After hearing these words of persuasion from the other side, Qingque just sneered: "Humph! Fu Xuan! Let me go back?" "Go back and continue to be your foot-washing maid?" "Bah! Daydreaming! There is a saying: "Luofu trampled on the bones of nobles, and burned the immortal boat into brocade ashes!" "If I am the Green Emperor in the future, I will reward you by letting the peach blossoms bloom together!" "Let's see who will be the foot-washing maid then!"

[Travel - Courtyard - Decisive Action - System]

Alias ​​[Siheyuan: Get Boss Cao's System at the Start]

After traveling to the Courtyard of Love, the three old men were sent to jail at the beginning, and Jia Zhang was given peanuts to eat.

I blocked the deaf old lady's door and ate egg cake, which made the old lady scream with greed.

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While dealing with the beasts, life becomes colorful with the support of the system. ps: The protagonist's name is Cao Kun, those who understand will understand.

What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780

[Genius Club, Invincible, New Destiny, No Sword, Few Main Threads, More "Daily" Life, More Female Protagonists] Avoid a spoiler: This is a new author, and this book is more "daily" life. Although it is not as good as Liu Bei, it is mainly about Cao Cao's second son. I will avoid a spoiler in advance for those who mind, and the author also wants to avoid being scolded.

Chen Xi, the 84th seat in the Genius Club, picked up March 7th drifting in the universe before the train group, and started a new journey to become a Star God.

March 7: Chen Xi? He picked me up and gave me my name. It's very meaningful, isn't it?

Ji Zi: Chen Xi? He really likes the coffee I make. As for his saying that drinking coffee helps him improve his strength? That's a very cute explanation.

Big Black Tower: You mean Chen Xi? He's a very interesting person. The first time we met, he asked me to borrow a rare item, and the item he gave me made me a lot of money from Ruan Mei. The second time we met, he asked for a puppet. Hey, I made a special puppet for him, and I heard it made him lose face.

Ruan Mei: His panacea has been a great inspiration to me, but unfortunately Veritaserum has no effect on him.

Estar: Teacher Chen Xi? I still remember when I was arguing with my family about my dream. It was Teacher Chen Xi who said that the future star field was in need of a manager and gave them time to prepare when the two systems were in place. He was really cool back then.