A slice-of-life story about a single woman who protects Funina.

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"Lady Funina, I am just a guard, not a personal attendant."

"I know, I know."

"Go buy that limited edition cake, and the pudding too, basically all desserts!"

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"Oh dear, Lady Funina will secretly cry at night!"

"Don't laugh! I accuse you of mocking the gods!"

"Are you willing to send me to Mero Petersburg?"

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"Don't be afraid, Funina, I will protect you."

"You're a wonderful girl. You're successful in your career, you’re filial to your parents, you're beautiful and gracious, and it's genuinely pleasant being around you."

"But… I’m afraid I can’t accept your confession. There’s someone I already like."

"Alright, I’ll just say it—I’m a reincarnator. I came back from the future. If we get together, it’ll only end in tragedy."

Su Qi’s refusal was firm. He didn’t want to repeat the same mistakes.

"Mhm, I know. But you don’t have to worry. This time, we’re definitely heading for a happy ending. I promise."

"Because I was reborn too."

Li Yuxi stood beneath the tree. The tender, newly sprouted branches couldn’t block the sunlight. A soft green glow filtered through. The breeze brushed past the treetops, sweeping gently across the girl's butterfly-wing lashes.

P.S. Full sweetness, enjoy with confidence!

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

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By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

[A small number of group portraits] (maybe not that many group portraits) [Multiple female protagonists] (mainly the fifth generation girl group) [Weird worldview] (too weird to watch) [No stallion] [Slow to warm up] [Too many elements] [Time travel]

【Bad plot】【Try to be logical】【Parallel world】

One person's world view + very little Pili puppet show content + Korean boy and girl groups

"I remember that you came to study in the Peninsula just to take care of me, right?"

Ning Yizhuo said while looking at his cousin across from him.

Yu Qianjue: "You are absolutely right."

"Then explain to me, what's the situation with the news saying that you have affairs with many girl groups?"

"This is a lie spread by the media, sister. You know me. I've always been popular since I was little, so I'm not only close to the girl groups, but also the boy groups..."

"Oh? I see... Go talk to my Harbin straight punch!"

(The introduction is weak, please read the main text)

【101】

Xia Youjie once thought that devouring cursed spirits was his eternal curse.

Until Xunlu appeared and transformed the most filthy cursed spirit ball into tasteless candy.

Gojo Satoru once thought that the burden of having six eyes was his lonely destiny.

Until Xunluo reached out and calmed the turmoil in his soul. They brought him back from hell to the human world, and he defined their "existence".

Welcome home!

"Would you like to take a shower first, or have dinner first?"

"Isn't there a third option?"

"No, in that case, let's eat first. I made omelet rice today."

"Speaking of omelet rice, there really should be that omelet rice maid magic, right?"

"I just can't do anything with you... So cute, so adorable! You've become delicious! So cute!"

"And there's heart-shaped hand gesture too?"

"I'm nowhere near as tall as you!"

The maid finally lost her temper and dumped the omelet rice on Lin Shuang's head.

Lin Shuang: That feels good.

[Princess Jinyang and Little Sizi Li Mingda's Daily Time Travel + Dual Time Travel + No System + Baby] A stumble landed Princess Jinyang Li Mingda in the 21st century. From then on, the little princess embarked on a life of shopping and eating. Little Princess: Braised pork is so good! I want more! Little Princess: Toffees are so sweet! Give them to me! Little Princess: Korole is so delicious! This one is also my favorite! Seeing little kids on the street riding electric cars, playing with electric water guns, and skateboarding... The little princess looked at Jiang Yi with her adorable eyes. Jiang Yi: "Gao Guo Guo, can you buy some for Little Sizi?" Jiang Yi: "Okay, okay, these are all Mingda's!"

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers. The group members all had avatars of certain anime characters and talked about strange topics—Chihaya Aine: [Family, just arrived in London and assigned to the Badger House. Does anyone know how to make the Pointon potion?] Mech Warrior: [Has anyone played "Cosmic God"? Why is Gaia's stats lower than Thunderbolt's? Do I have to go to jail for a second transmigration? This is truly speechless.] Lu Mingfei: [Uh... does anyone know what the hentai world is? I have a blond guy next to me who looks a bit too strong, and three incredibly beautiful older sisters with him... huh? Holy crap! Am I the victim? Song-ge, help me!] Toyokawa Shoko: [My Maybach was hit by a Yonhap. Where is Kassel?] At first, Song Shuhang thought everyone was just having a chuunibyou moment and doing cosplay online. It wasn't until various videos and photos were uploaded to the group chat by other members that Song Shuhang realized they really seemed to be time travelers. So the question is... if they've all time-traveled, how far behind am I? Suddenly, a group of people shouted in his ear, "Sir, we are willing to go with you!"

[1V1 + Both are virgins + Transmigration into a book + Cold, aloof, jealous, rough, and loyal male gong x Ruthless Taoist priest shou with clear-cut love and hate]

A genius Taoist priest from the 21st century unexpectedly transmigrates into a book and becomes the most tragic second male lead. Is he a love-struck fool? A naive and innocent girl? A sucker? An ATM machine?

Villainous Second Female Lead: Nian Chen~

Lu Nianchen: Don't look up.

Villainous second female lead: Huh?

I looked up, and *pia chirp*, a clump of bird droppings fell from the sky.

Amidst the second female lead's panicked screams, Lu Nianchen calmly walked towards Yu Mo: "I told her not to look up. Are you thirsty? Here, I made some mung bean soup. I'll cook something delicious for you when you get home from work."

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Lu Nianchen: Brother Huaiyang, please help me. After that, I'll split the money my mom left me with you 60/40, you get 60% and I get 40%!

Male lead: Don't mention it, it's my pleasure! You wait.

After retrieving her belongings, Lu Nianchen looked at the male lead's back and smiled eerily: "Brother Huaiyang, let me give you another small gift."

That day, two rabid dogs suddenly rushed out and headed straight for the male protagonist, whose terrified screams echoed throughout the village.

When Yu Mo returned home, he found two large black dogs in his yard.

Lu Nianchen chuckled: I'm planning to raise them, you won't mind, will you?

...

Lu Nianchen looked at Yu Mo opposite him: You have everything in your life, but you're not perfect. If you want to be perfect... you're missing me.