Is being hit by a vase while walking considered amazing? No, Yang Xuan was hit by a meteorite while taking a shit, and gained the ability to travel through movies.

In "Fist of Fury", he became Li Shuwen's apprentice and killed Fujita Tsuyoshi with his own hands.

In "Mr. Vampire", he worshipped Uncle Jiu as his master and subdued Old Master Ren.

I have the power, but I'm still a loser. What should I do? Simple, go to [the day after tomorrow]. If I remember correctly, the Federal Reserve's gold is under the ice.

How can you increase your strength in different worlds and improve your social status in the main world without a confidante?

Ren Tingting, Dai Qisi...

Busybody: Yang Xuan, you are a sea king.

Yang Xuan: No, I just want to give them a home.

With money and power, of course I want to act arrogantly. No, I am not interested in competing for supremacy. What I want is to be free and easy.

Busybody: Speak human language.

Yang Xuan: Ahem, I just want to be lawless.

(The sequel, "Li Shimin Troubled by His Brother's Sorrow," has already begun.) Agronomy professor Zhu Xiang travels back in time to become a commoner in the State of Zhao during the chaotic Warring States period. His life finally improves. His eldest sister, having run off with a wealthy merchant, takes all the family's valuables and leaves him with their nephew, claiming she's having an affair with another wealthy merchant and can't raise the child. Furious, Zhu Xiang is about to give the child away for adoption, but learns the child's name is Zheng, and his father is Yiren, the grandson of the Qin king. Zhu Xiang is bewildered. "My nephew is Ying Zheng? But my sister's name isn't Zhao Ji, it's Chunhua!" Determined to prevent the First Emperor from disappearing from history, Zhu Xiang decides to grit his teeth and tighten his belt to raise his child. With a ding, the cheat code "Farming System" is launched, allowing you to exchange your friendship with historical figures for improved seeds. Zhu Xiang, tears streaming down his face, kissed the son of the First Emperor on the forehead: "You are indeed the son of the First Emperor! You are truly amazing! Look at your uncle cultivating a vast empire for you!" Long later, as Qin Shi Huang took a nap amidst his desk, he could still dream of that childhood scene. His uncle held his small hand as they walked along the long ridges of the fields, pointing to the golden fields reaching to the sky. "Zheng, your uncle has a dream: to plant high-quality seeds in all the lands illuminated by the sun and moon, so that all the people of Guizhou can have enough to eat." "Uncle, Zheng, take all the lands illuminated by the sun and moon and let your uncle farm, okay?" "Ah? Hahahaha, sure." His uncle let him sit on his shoulders, laughing. "Wherever Zheng's territory expands, your uncle's fields will be planted there." His large hand clasped the small one. "A promise is a promise." — Notes — 1. This story is written in a popular style, featuring many modern words. The characters' addresses and dialogues do not follow pre-Qin conventions (for example, "you and I" is used instead of "you and me"). This is a heartwarming, group-loving, and relaxing story about farming. 2. To meet the needs of the plot, the characters and major events have been slightly adjusted. There are numerous fictitious characters and events, and a large amount of references to unofficial history. No textual research is permitted. Everyone has their own preferences. If you don't like the plot, please stop your losses immediately by clicking "×." The author's abilities are limited, so don't expect me to make changes. Please choose an author that suits your preferences. 3. All legitimate readers are equal. Please do not label readers who enjoy this story as "XX" to the author. I'm just a lousy coder, and I don't deserve it. 4. Please do not recommend this article under other articles, and please do not criticize other articles under this one. I kowtow to you all, m(-_-)m. — Follow-up article: "Li Shimin Troubled by His Brother's Voice" — Pre-collection required — There are twins in the Tang Guogong Mansion in Jinyang. The elder brother, Li Shimin, was a strong and skilled martial artist, while the younger brother, Li Xuanba, had been taking medicine since birth. People at the time claimed that the twins had a miraculous telepathy. Li Shimin, the second son of the Duke of Tang, confirmed the rumors. After being repeatedly shocked by Li Xuanba's shocking inner thoughts, his face turning pale, Li Shimin consulted with his twin brother. "Xuan, do you know that if you concentrate even a little, I can hear what you're saying? Can you please stop concentrating? I don't want to hear it." Li Xuanba, the frail and renowned young man, said, "I won't. If you're dissatisfied, say it." Li Shimin, who was physically healthy but lacked Li Xuanba's mental strength, exerted all his strength, his face turning purple, before finally uttering a single word. [Ah! ! ! !] Li Xuanba nearly fainted from laughter. In his previous life, Li Xuanba was the editor of a historical marketing account specifically targeting Li Shimin for publicity. One day, he died suddenly from staying up all night. He was reborn as Li Shimin's sickly twin brother, who was portrayed as the brave Xiang Yu in Li Shimin's novel, but who actually died at the age of sixteen. Li Xuanba: Oh no, karma. Li Xuanba: Forget it, I'm just giving up. Li Xuanba: Brother, I'll tell you whatever spoilers you want! Li Shimin frowned: "I don't want to hear anything!!" Years later, Li Shimin donned the dragon robe, his hands stained with blood. Li Xuanba was still sick, but still alive. One day, after scolding Wei Zheng, Li Xuanba fell to the ground and pretended to faint. Li Shimin, just like when they were children, picked up his brother and ran away. [Hahaha, brother, didn't you see how distorted Wei Zheng's face was!] [Shut up!] [Congratulations, brother, you can finally say two words, hehe.] Li Shimin once again showed a headache, carrying his troublesome brother on his back, step by step forward. Note: This article is based on official history. Emperor Yang of Sui and Li Jiancheng were not forgotten emperors. There were palace intrigues, fratricide, and fratricide between brothers and fathers. It's just that at every step of Li Shimin's life, there was always Li Xuanba nagging him. If you don't agree, please don't read. Don't argue with me. Please choose the author you like. Theme: I wish for all people to have enough food and clothing, and I want peace and prosperity for all.

The new book "Korean Jeongsik" has been published.

Korean Jeongsik: A Korean set meal. "Jingsik" is a full banquet. It's a royal court cuisine meant for the king.

Since it is eaten by the king, there must be a lot of vegetables.

How to choose your own 'dish'...

Please read "Korean Jeongsik"!!!

【There are a lot of original plot settings, even】

Seal the ancient demon, destroy Kanriya, find the pearl of creation, and open the door to the real world.

Zhiyun finally summoned his terminally ill sister to the world of Genshin Impact, but in return his sister said: "I feel ashamed to have such a brother."

…

Until one day, she discovered that everything her brother did was for her, but he silently bore the blame alone and ended it all with his life.

At this moment, my sister broke down crying.

"Push for more updates! Why hasn't today's update been updated yet?"

"...Senior, it's only six in the morning."

"What about yesterday's? It's only the first update!"

"…Daily love stories are very detail-oriented, and you need inspiration when writing."

"Then where do you get your inspiration? You're obviously single."

“…Imagination.”

"It's better to have a love relationship and collect materials at the same time."

“…I have to write, so I don’t have time.”

"How about I help you?"

"…Help me write?"

"Of course it's love!"

"...Senior, stop joking."

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A story about the daily life of a university student between a failed online writer and a beautiful picture illustrator, in which they both suffer social death. It has only one female protagonist and is not melodramatic or abusive.

(There is already a completed old book "My Girlfriend is an Up Master" with a high subscription of 20,000. It is also a daily dog ​​food article. Welcome to start slaughtering~)

[Note: The content of this book is purely fictional and has nothing to do with the author’s personal experience]

【Management + Card Drawing + Food + No CP】

Unable to find a job, Su He took over his family's small hotel which was on the verge of bankruptcy.

Fortunately, Su He is bound to the card drawing system!

The Princess and the Pea's bed, the delicacies from Dream of the Red Chamber, the magic vine elevator...magical items appeared one after another.

The maids in Dream of the Red Chamber had to kneel three times and kowtow nine times to Su He. Su He: In modern society, everyone is equal, we don't have that kind of thing.

The three-legged crow wants to become the sun and conquer the world. Su He: It's hot enough already! Stop making trouble and come over here and be the hotel's quilt dryer.

The mermaid, whose tears formed pearls, originally thought she would be imprisoned for the pearls to be made into an ever-burning lamp. Su He asked: "Can an ever-burning lamp be as effective as an electric light? You come and be my swimming coach!"

The small hotel is full every day, and it has transformed from a shabby room into a luxurious building!

The insomniac president, the hunger-striking girl, and the top-tier celebrities all have their number plates. When can we move in?

[Everyday love stories, with multiple heroines] I want to be a good person, know when to hold hands, understand the angles for kissing, understand what they are thinking, gradually approach them with tenderness, and enter their lives. "He--tui!" "Stop being so refreshing, you frivolous guy who flirts with girls everywhere!" [Female protagonists: Kasumigaoka Utaha, Kato Megumi, Kitagawa Umi, the blonde loser, Shinomiya Kaguya, Hayasaka Ai...] [Mixed worldview: "Clothing Doll Falls in Love" + "How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend" + "Kaguya-sama: Love is War"]

(Electric wave works, with a lot of inner drama)

(If you're crazy enough, serious enough, and stressed enough, come see me.)

(Lonely Rock + Mygo, and other Easter egg characters that appear randomly)

The silver car accidentally traveled to another world and unexpectedly received compensation from someone else's system?!

A socially anxious guitar girl, a brilliant blonde drummer, a scheming bassist, an indifferent keyboardist, a broken-up team... Wait, why is there another pink-haired guitarist?

Why would you quit a band you founded? What does it mean to play in a band just so you can drop out of school? You have to cancel band rehearsals just because one member is missing?

What a mess!

For those of you who don’t have the soul of a band, let me teach you a lesson!

Let me show you what bonds and emotions are!

Wait, what does it mean to form a band for life?

Don’t even think about running away in your next life, not even a single one of you is allowed!

Stay with me forever!

I've published a new book, "The Perfect Women's Clothing System," and I look forward to your support. He once dreamed of marrying a pure and beautiful school beauty. They would face the sea and love until spring blossoms!

However, he never thought that he would become the school beauty in his imagination and do what he should do.

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Your Name + Weathering With You + Suzuya's Journey / A fan fiction that combines the three works of Makoto Shinkai, in the style of Japanese light novels

What interesting stories will emerge from placing the three series in the same world? What kind of interactions will occur between the protagonists? What will the future of Tokyo look like?

Everyday stories, no knives, eat with confidence! (PS: The original plot will be moderately modified)