"Senior Aku Hinako, I have always respected you, I am grateful to Leonardo da Vinci, and I feel pity for Ophelia. And there are Scathach, teacher Lanis, Ritsuka and little eggplant Mashu... They are all people who have accompanied me through ups and downs."

"But I love Romani - I love her deeply. I fell in love with her at first sight."

"The so-called love at first sight is just love at first sight."

After traveling to the Pokémon world, Xia Yuan discovered that as long as he met the corresponding conditions, he could unlock the title and obtain system rewards. So...achieve MAX favorability with Gardevoir to unlock title: [Stick to Gardevoir]Arrest 1,000 poachers in total to unlock title: [Legendary Ranger]Maintain intimate relationships with three opposite sexes at the same time: [Dancing in the Shura Field]Xia Yuan: “Nonsense! System, how can you vilify my innocence out of thin air? I just got two girlfriends!” “Wait... does that mean Gardevoir counts too?” A mixed worldview of anime + special episode + game. (This site solemnly reminds: This story is purely fictional. If there is any similarity

Chen Hao unexpectedly returned to 2006 and became a senior high school graduate.

Looking at the clean blackboard, Chen Hao picked up the chalk and quickly drew a bald man wearing a cape.

The story begins here...

I just want to cultivate the immortality quietly, and drink tea, eat and sell vegetables in my spare time.

But why don’t people want to be left alone?

All kinds of people are hanging around me, some are looking for trouble, some are looking for trouble, and there are many girls who come to me every day.

Don't come! In fact, I really just want to stay quietly and practice well.

Yang Jian was kicked back to the summer of 2002;

The World Cup hasn't started yet. I originally just wanted to take advantage of the bookmakers. You guys eat the meat and he drinks some soup, isn't that too much?

Unexpectedly, on the day he received the admission letter from Beijing Film Academy, a man named Tong appeared. From then on, he stepped into the turbulent entertainment industry.

Therefore, the stars in the Chinese entertainment industry are reminded: Stop pulling, stop pulling, or you will become bald.

Not long after, European and American stars said: Stop pulling, stop pulling, I’m already bald enough!!

Many years later, stars in the Chinese entertainment industry asked: Did you, Yang, ruin the Chinese entertainment industry?

European and American stars: We have suffered from Yang Jian for a long time.

Yang Jian: You idiots, do you understand the value of cheating?

Stars in the music industry: Why the hell are you not doing your job all day and coming to our music industry to fool around?

The 3,000-li Qinling Mountains are blessed with outstanding people and rich resources. There are countless rare animals and precious medicinal materials in the mountains.

If you have courage and ability, you can live a prosperous life.

Yu Qiutang returned to 1984. In this era when gun hunting was not banned, he lived a busy life by going to the mountains, collecting herbs, hunting, and raising animals based on his familiarity with the mountains.

(Slightly exaggerating the protagonist's ability, no system, more daily life)

(Hacking + Live Broadcast) That day, a god-level hacking system popped up in Su Yang's mind. With points, he could redeem various hacking tools. Then, Su Yang put on a mask and a hood to play the role of a mysterious hacker and started a live broadcast:

Ten thousand netizens were online, live streaming with a beautiful anchor, who turned off her beauty filter.

Witnessed by one hundred thousand netizens, he hacked into the wedding of a netizen’s ex-girlfriend and exposed the dirty laundry of a gold digger.

Millions of netizens witnessed the incident, exposing the hypocritical masks of public intellectuals.

When the interest comes, I'll start a live broadcast to catch a spy to liven up the fun for netizens.

Traveling to a different time and space, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the kind and sympathetic eyes of the nun in the monastery............

It turned out that the original family was traveling by car and accidentally got into a car accident and the father died. The original mother died in an accident to protect her children. The original body was frightened and possessed by the soul from another world.............

A hodgepodge of American TV series and movies ...

【Slice of Life】【Single Female Lead】【Super Sweet】

"My name is Lin En. I’m a hero… or rather, I used to be one."

—

From the ruins, a crackling radio blares:

"Hero Lin En has murdered his former comrades! The Hero Association fought valiantly—13 S-class heroes, all perished... The Federation hereby sentences Lin En for crimes against humanity! A nationwide manhunt is underway!"

—

On a stormy night, retired Demon Queen Clea opens her door—

Her old nemesis stands drenched in blood in the rain, eyes blank, head hanging low, and whispers:

"I’m sorry... I don’t know where else to go..."

On an odd impulse, she lets the lunatic in.

And discovers… she’s taken in a total menace.

He eats her food, lives in her house, spends her money—and worse… he… he…

Ugh! I hate my husband the most!

—

"Hero, humanity is in danger again. Aren’t you going to save them?"

"Who?"

"Humanity..."

"...What’s that?"

"I said—never mind."

Clea looks helplessly at the man hogging her couch, tugs at his cheek, and sighs:

"I’m hungry. Let’s go eat."

Lin En pulls her into his arms with a smirk, leans down and whispers by her ear:

"Let’s make dinner first, then we can eat~"

Saving the world? Not as sweet as holding my wife.

[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]

Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.

Effects after various apps mutate:

Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.

Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.

Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!

Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.

Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!

Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........

"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."

"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"

His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."

Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"

Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"

This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.