[NBA + Cool Fiction + Hansen Yang + Humor + Memes + Female Celebrities + Taylor Swift + Kardashian]

In 2015, the Death Five won the championship, and the league adopted a new slogan:

The traditional center is dead!

The small ball era is here!

But I, Yang Han, do not agree!

He gained the physique of a super soldier at the start, with strength surpassing Malone, jumping ability higher than Carter, and speed comparable to Rose!

And... "talent" that surpasses Ibaka.

Nuclear weapons land in NBA!!

Taylor Swift: Yang Han is my source of inspiration. My inspiration will never go out when I’m with Yang Han!

Curry: The Warriors' death lineup is doomed to fail when they meet Yang Han.

James: You know, it's a tough decision...

【Live broadcast + simulated crime + extreme sports + magic + all-round + invincible + cool article】

Chu Chen traveled to a parallel world and found himself a contestant of a simulated crime program!

As long as he conducts relevant criminal activities according to the proposition given by the expert group and is not caught, he will have the opportunity to win the billion-dollar grand prize!

When the program team gave the proposition: robbery!

Seeing that other contestants were either robbing bags or robbing convenience stores, Chu Chen decided to take a different approach and directly chose to imitate extreme thieves, robbed a money transporter, and parachuted through the Swallow Cave!

For a while, the whole network was boiling!

"I asked you to rob, but you robbed a money transporter?"

"What the hell are these eight challenges?"

When the program team gave the proposition: theft! Chu Chen chose to use magic to steal the bank vault!

When the program team gave the proposition: serial killer! Chu Chen directly transformed into Saw Shock to let people understand the true meaning of life!

Watching Chu Chen's various imaginative criminal methods in the program, the program team panicked, and the whole world was shocked!

"If he is a real criminal, the consequences will be disastrous!" - Chinese detective Li Changyu

"A unique and peerless gangster, the most imaginative criminal genius in history!" - "Time" cover character

"The eight extreme challenges he proposed, no one has been able to complete until now!" - People's Education Press history textbook, page 32, paragraph 1

[The Kardashian family split, the culprit is this Chinese man] [The best friend shared by the four beauties of the Chinese Paladin] [In the NBA, the system forces me to branch out]

(40% competition + 40% entertainment + 20% female celebrities)

In the summer of 2021, the Houston Rockets once again had Chinese players, and the story officially began.

Jordan: As long as Wang Xiucheng comes, I will never sell the team.

James: I threatened to retire to trade the Lakers for Irving? Nonsense, it was for Wang Xiucheng.

Jenna: Booker, please don’t call me anymore. I’m afraid Xiucheng will misunderstand.

Jokic: It’s true that I’m the strongest second-round pick, because Wang Xiucheng was an undrafted player.

Dilraba Dilmurat: Why did I take a year off from acting? Ask Wang Xiucheng.

The front page headline of the Houston Chronicle: Ms. Taylor Swift, please stay away from our King. A message from all Houston fans.

Durant: I requested a trade with the Nets before Wang Xiucheng came? I don't know what you're talking about.

Kristen Stewart: I like women? Guess why my son's last name is Wang.

CCTV Sports News: The Chinese team, composed of many NBA players including Wang Xiucheng, Zeng Fanbo, Cui Yongxi, Yang Hansen, Li Kaier, etc., will officially debut in the Paris Olympic Games group stage tonight.

ESPN: Today at the Paris Olympics, Wang Xiucheng's Chinese team defeated the Brazilian team in two quarters, and Wang Xiucheng did not appear again.

Lin Luo is reborn just before kicking off his pro football career.

In his past life, he drifted through mediocrity. But now? A new path awaits.

Just as he's lost in thought...

The Late Bloomer System activates!

“Wait—I'm only 19, and you're calling me a late bloomer?!”

“So if I follow training routines meant for aging veterans, I get stronger non-stop?”

“I even get passive skills? What's this one—‘Heavy Cannon Shooter’?!”

“And retirement training boosts my stats too?! What is this cheat?!”

The soul traveled to "Haikyuu!!" and became a passerby with the weakest physical ability?

It doesn’t matter, buddy was a national athlete preparing for the Olympics in his previous life.

When the consciousness of a professional player descends upon a weak high school student...

Sorry, a dimensionality reduction attack begins now!

Is Kageyama Tobio's pass too perfect? ​​I'll teach you what true teamwork is.

Hinata Shoyo can only fast break with his eyes closed? I let him open his eyes and see the whole court.

Oikawa Tooru's organization is impeccable? Sorry, all your habits seem to be in slow motion to me.

Was Ushijima Wakari's smash unstoppable? The end of power is technique.

Under the name of "Court Magician," I will lead this group of immature "crows" to the top of the nation! (Not a thrilling story!)

Lin Quan traveled to 2012 and became Guardiola's adopted son.

He was originally a midfielder, but due to the sudden awakening of the ball king system, he accidentally copied the attributes of Messi at his peak.

This year, the peerless duo reached their peak.

This year, Messi scored a world record 91 goals.

This year, Ronaldo scored 63 goals.

The two almost dominate the entire football world, and there is no third person who can compete with them.

However, starting from this year, the war between the two peerless prides turned into a three-legged confrontation.

Guardiola: There are rumors that I relied on Lin Quan to win so many championships. Let me clarify, this is not a rumor.

Mourinho: If Guardiola didn't have Lin, his honor would never be greater than mine!

Messi: People say that Lin Quan plays like me. I think this is not rigorous because Lin is more comprehensive than me.

Cristiano Ronaldo: I thought my opponent was only Messi, but unexpectedly there was another Lin Quan.

Chen Hao traveled through time to 2007 and initially obtained a [Tungsten-Titanium Alloy Physique], which was fused with the Ross template.

Tungsten-titanium alloy knees, changing direction without slowing down, almost shook Iverson's soul away!

Tungsten-titanium alloy elbow, one elbow, Artest's brains were blown out!

Tungsten-titanium alloy ankle, stepped on by letters? The letters' soles were directly crushed!

Tungsten-titanium alloy palm, every dog ​​passing by will be robbed!

Tungsten-titanium alloy Achilles tendon, death dunks are commonplace.

In addition, the system also rewards various stars' signature skills:

The old rogue's fadeaway jumper, Olajuwon's dream footwork, Iverson's butterfly jump, Nowitzki's one-legged stand, Harden's step-back three-pointer, Curry's incredible touch...

The tungsten-titanium alloy version of Chen Hao swept the entire alliance with an invincible attitude!

Kobe: One against five is my limit, but Chen Hao can take on eight!

Wade: Even if my meniscus is still there, I still can't see Chen Hao's taillights!

James: In my eyes, Chen Hao has always been my brother, and I want to play brotherly basketball with him!

Luo Yi traveled back to Brazil in 1993 and became a young player of Flamengo, but faced the danger of being eliminated.

Fortunately, he had the system and happened to meet Ronaldo, a "human plug-in", so Luo Yi had the opportunity to change his fate.

Starting from defending the "aliens", Luo Yi started as a defensive midfielder and worked hard from a rookie to an all-around war god!

At this time, the king of football Maradona was still brave, the melancholy prince Baggio was at his peak, and there were also the Dutch Three Musketeers and the German Troika...

In such a star-studded era, Luo Yi chose to form a brand new Macau team to carve out a path of his own!

What is G-O-A-T?

It means Greatest of All Time.

…

In 2003, when the football world was full of stars.

Roy traveled through time and space, starting with Mbappe's talent and opening the [Road to the King of Football].

Can every important honor improve one's talent?

Unruly, elegant, unyielding, and fierce.

He is the swiftest wind and the sharpest sword.

He is the most terrifying conqueror on the green field.

With countless glories, he forges his own crown!

...

Deschamps: "Don't ask me to tie a dog crown! Forget it, it smells so good!"

Mourinho: "I appreciate his football skills, but that doesn't mean I don't hate his arrogance."

Messi: I feel like I live under his shadow.

C Ronaldo: "I have my principles. I don't want to be trampled underfoot all my life. I have waited for so many years, just for an opportunity...

...

Roy: "I've said it so many times, we should call each other GOAT when playing football."

"As for Messi and Ronaldo, they can compete for the deputy GOAT."

"The ecology of the football world! It's at the top, holding all the power!"

Tags: Cool article, passionate, beautiful woman

Introduction:

Ye Lingfeng traveled through time!

In this life, he has become a young player of dual Chinese nationality and is currently studying at Barcelona's La Masia youth training camp!

I wanted to do my part for the national football team, but I found that the Football Association in this world is still extremely dark!

After beating up the national youth team leader and his son, Ye Lingfeng resolutely returned to Spain. With the help of the system, he was sure to enter the penalty area from the start!

A shot in the penalty area is sure to go in. Isn't this the center forward Barcelona has been dreaming of?

This year, Suarez had not yet transferred to Barcelona, ​​and the Catalan giants were in urgent need of a reliable center forward!

Ye Lingfeng was given the task at a critical moment, and he completely ignited the passion of fans all over the world with his explosive and unstoppable goals!

Golden Boot, Puskas Award, Golden Boy Award, Ballon d'Or...

Ye Lingfeng wants them all!

In addition, he has received many offers from national teams as a dual citizen...

Will he lead Messi to win the World Cup, or will he lead Cristiano Ronaldo to achieve his dream? Or will he lead Spain to two consecutive World Cup titles?

Ye Lingfeng was very conflicted!

I just want to be a football king peacefully, why are you all begging me to join the team on your knees?