"Tags: harem, romance, campus, hot-blooded, pure love"

"Introduction: (This book is relatively popular, even those who have not watched Uma Musume or played the Uma Musume mobile game can watch it without any impact!)

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Lin Mo, your teamLord is full of top-notch G1 horse girls who have swept all major competitions."

"These include Rice Shower, Tokai Teio, McQueen, Silent Suzuka, Special Week, Gold Ship, etc. How do you usually train them?"

Lin Mo: "Oh, you don't even know this?"

"For the escaping horse, we have speed and endurance. For the first horse, we have speed and endurance. For the inferior horse, we have strength, speed and endurance for the chasing horse. Isn't this a random win?"

Reporter: "??? "

"Uh, I heard that you once rejected the Golden Ship player's application to join the team, so why did she join teamLord?"

Lin Mo: "I want to know too! She wanted to join the team and I rejected her!"

"As a result, I saw a tall beauty I had never seen before in school the next day! "

I immediately responded, and quickly, I had her sign the application to join the team."

"Then I saw the name, Golden Ship!"

"When I turned around, I saw that she had put on the hat, and then I realized that I had been deceived."

"Fuck!"

After being transported into the world of Uma Musume, specifically into Tracen Academy, Kitahara Shinji has only one goal: to slack off.

When the chairwoman calls on him, he doesn’t respond. When the prestigious Mejiro family invites him, he ignores them. When the student council reaches out, he pretends to be asleep. And when a horse girl personally chooses him to be her trainer, he disappears without a trace.

"Let’s hope you treat your own life with the same level of commitment."

"Yeah, sure, whatever."

As he stares at the overwhelmingly red “monopoly of attention” stat in front of him, Kitahara keeps nodding, completely unfazed.

He’s convinced: as long as he slacks off hard enough, even the racetrack can’t catch him.

And surprisingly, he turns out to be right. As his reputation for being utterly useless spreads, everyone at Tracen Academy ends up believing he’s actually—

A walking mint for horse girls.

The chosen one of the Three Goddesses.

The guardian of Tracen.

The savior of all horse girls.

Kitahara Shinji: “…Huh?”

Chen Wei'en, who thought he would be working for the main god for free for the rest of his life, suddenly went offline in the cycle of reincarnation.

Chen Wei'en, who only wanted to play for fun, joined an English amateur club. Little did he know that five years later, he would win the Ballon d'Or...

Even novels wouldn't dare to write something like this!

"At first, people were skeptical about whether a player like him could succeed." "The center's size, the forward's playing style, and the point guard's organizational ability." "But soon, more and more big men began to imitate his style, which almost became a development trend in modern basketball." "Nikola Jokic, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Victor Wembanyama... We can see his shadow in these independent big men." "Many people learn from him, but no one can get close to his heights." "Because Logan is unique." - Sports Illustrated, July 2025 issue

This is a story about the pursuit of victory.

– “I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!”

The main character was not well-liked by people.

– “…We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?” Parker, a reporter from laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC.

But there were also people who were madly in love with him.

– “…Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on….Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain….”

He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer.

– “…I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted ‘books’ (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?” An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.

This guy is just a jerk on the court...

What else can he do besides a set piece and a cross?

What else can he do besides a powerful shot?

What else can he do besides the flashy bicycle kick?

What else can he do besides fancy dribbling?

Apart from...

Wait, he knows a little bit of everything?

Oh no, he really became the king of football!

Zhou Yichen, who emerged in the seventh season, defeated the entire league with a "Dragon Gallbladder" shot, helping Samsara to win the first championship in team history in advance. Their goal is to create a three championship dynasty like Excellent Era, and let the league enter the Gemini era from the era of the first professional players.

Zhou Yichen: "I always believe that Samsara can win, no matter who the opponent is. Champion? Isn't that simple and easy, EE and ZZ

???????"

Chu Yunxiu: "I'm sorry that the kid upstairs is a bit annoying, I'm sorry everyone?_?|||"

Zhou Zekai: "Hit everyone gently??·??·??*????"

Ye Xiu: "Hit everyone with confidence?''?"

Zhang Jiale: "Beat him to death for me?????"

When Yang accidentally came to the world of diamond aces, he started his journey to compete in an unknown high school in Saitama Prefecture. From the Saitama Contest, to the Kanto Contest, to Koshien. From left fielder, to pitcher, to ace. Yang Shi grew up with the team's partners and spent his youth. . .

【Charming, sticky, cool article】

She traveled to the world of horse girls and became a horse girl who entered Tresen Academy at the last place.

Although I am very happy——

But why is the original owner such a lickspittle?

And I just happened to arrive at the 51st time she confessed her love to Mejiro McQueen.

Looking at McQueen who was in trouble and said no again, what should I do?

The answer is to throw away the flowers in your hand and turn away——

I can't hang myself on a horse girl, my goal is the sea of ​​stars!

After practicing diligently and continuously, he finally reached the pinnacle of his life.

At this point, when Mejiro McQueen saw me surrounded by other horse girls, he became angry and asked.

"You weren't like this before!!!"

"In Modern City Escape, Outsmart and Outmaneuver the Top Crime-Solving Experts. How Many Days Can You Evade Capture?"

Ye Luoyun finds himself transported into a realistic crime prevention simulation game. The game is extraordinarily authentic down to the last detail, with a reward of ten thousand dollars for each day survived, with a grand prize of one billion dollars!

"Director, how do I make my portrayal more like a notorious criminal?"

"Tone it down a bit, and you'll be perfect!"

......

"Legendary Criminal Role-Playing System Activated!"

"Play as Phantom Thief Kid and navigate through two hundred pursuing police officers as if they're not even there!"

"Play as Jack the Ripper. I'm the shadow on the streets of London, the nightmare haunting all beauties!"

"Play as the Joker. Gotham City? Arkham Asylum? That's my playground!"

A series of insanely ruthless yet highly intelligent crimes are manifested in one individual, making experts feel as if Ye Luoyun is backed by an entire criminal syndicate!