"Mr. Mayor, I am indeed a clergyman as you understand me, almost like your priest.
It can indeed solve your current problems, but the prerequisite is that you must sign your name on this contract and stamp it with the mayor's steel seal representing the official America. "
An Asian man said with a smile to two middle-aged white men. In his extended hand was a piece of yellow paper with a contract written in calligraphy on it.
At this time, one of the middle-aged white men asked in a trembling voice: "Mr. Ryan, is this a devil's contract?"
"No, as you said, I am a priest, a priest from the East, how could I sign a devil's contract with you?
This is just a friendly and equal canonization contract! "
"Also, my name is Chen Yuan!"
Wake up from a dream and go back to 2011.
Lu Feng got a crude entertainment talent system.
"When you took the Nortel admissions exam, you stunned the audience with your song "Chengdu". You refused Sister Mi's invitation, studied like crazy to prepare for the college entrance examination, and entered the school with the first place in your major. Congratulations, you won [Nazha's extraordinary appearance]"
"Participating in the audition of "Xiu Chun Knife", you were suffocated by your dream, joined the cast with money, became the number one actor with a moustache, and frantically speculated on CP with the lion sister, and successfully topped the weekly box office championship. Congratulations, you won [Zhang Zhen's excellent temperament] "
…
What is top-notch?
Always strive for first place and never admit defeat!
It has strong popularity, terrifying box office, and unbeatable ratings. It has built a reputation with countless opponents. It has both good looks and talent. It is real and unpretentious. It has a widely circulated story of love, hate, and grudges.
For ten years, we have been producing hot hits without stopping!
Notes on Haunted Houses: A so-called haunted house is a home where someone has died a violent death. Legend has it that those who died in this way, because their life span hadn't yet ended, die unwillingly. The haunted house's value can also plummet due to its presence. I, a businessman, specialize in buying and selling haunted houses, exorcising the ghosts and reselling them... The story of the internet sensation, the bizarre adventures of those who trade in haunted houses, has been serialized again. This time! Not! Too ...
[Dragon and Tiger Celestial Master + Demons and Monsters + Invincible + Cool Articles]
At Blue Star, in addition to his leisurely college life, Ye Qingxuan would also go to Longhu Mountain to work part-time as a Celestial Master from time to time.
On this day, he was attending class as usual, when suddenly a large group of heavily armed policemen rushed into the classroom.
"Ye Qingxuan, right? The situation is urgent, please come with us!"
In the police station, the SWAT captain spread the information in his hand on the table with a solemn face:
Why do you always go to Longhu Mountain when you have nothing to do? "
Ye Qingxuan replied calmly: "Part-time job."
“My classmates all work part-time at convenience stores, so why do you go to Longhu Mountain part-time?”
“I don’t get paid to be a Taoist priest at the foot of the mountain.”
The SWAT captain's head was buzzing: "Then why does the contemporary Celestial Master have the same name as you?"
“Master insists on teaching me, so I have no choice but to accept...”
"Three days ago, there were thunders and storms on Longhu Mountain. Was it your fault?!"
"Well, the monsters under the mountain are making strange moves, so I'll take action to deter them."
Ye Qingxuan answered honestly, but found that everyone in the room was silent.
The leader of the National Security Council took a deep breath after being confused: "Heavenly Master, dare I ask how to kill the demon?!"
…
It is said that before the contemporary Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain came down from the mountain, all ghosts were free.
After the contemporary Heavenly Master comes down from the mountain——
“Liu Captain, what are you talking nonsense to this monster? Pindao has already blown away her ancestral graves.”
“If the benefactor cannot understand Dao Zang’s words, I know a little about thunder!”
『Fuso female ghost! Put your hair up!』
Seeing this situation, the entire network was shocked:
“Taoist Priest, you still say you are not an immortal!”
Countries: "How can we fight this? The Heavenly Masters of Longhu Mountain are comparable to humanoid nuclear weapons!"
"What will I look like in three years?"
So thinks the insomniac Xu Qiji in the University's Dormitory.
The next day, early morning.
He got the answer he wanted.
This is the best of times and the worst of times;
This is a time of faith and a time of doubt;
It is a season of light and a season of darkness;
People have everything before them, and people have nothing before them;
People are on the road to heaven, people are heading to the gates of hell;
The road ahead is dark and full of thorns, so we never retreat.
Reborn as Lu Mingfei, awakening a simulator. At this time, Lu Mingze was still unconscious, and Chu Zihang had just exited the overpass. Everything was still in time. Lu Mingfei left the literary society and officially activated the system. He started the simulation; the first world was *Under One Person*, but it was a bit early. [Apprentice to Zuo Ruotong, cultivate the Reverse Life Triple Stage, and help Zuo Ruotong cultivate Innate Qi.] [You have reached the destiny node. Do you want to save and return your cultivation?] "Save and return!" [Ding! This simulation has been saved. You have obtained the Reverse Life Triple Stage cultivation and the Innate Qi refining method.] Lu Mingfei used Innate Qi to heal himself and the three royal siblings, completely controlling the Snake Clan. Herzog: "Who are you? How could you possibly cure a split pons alchemy surgery!" Lu Mingfei: "Innate Qi, you bastard!" Lu Mingfei began to build his own dragon-slaying organization, Chu Zihang...
My name is Lin Bai, and I am a sophomore at Yunnan University.
I have a secret buried deep in my heart for a long time. I feel like I'm not an ordinary person, or perhaps...
I don't know if I can be considered human.
Because I can easily do many things that ordinary people cannot, I originally thought that this would bring me admiration from others.
But I gradually realized that this wouldn't make me stand out from the crowd; instead, it would make me feel out of place in this world.
The way they looked at me is unforgettable; it was a mixture of shock, confusion, and even deep fear...
From the moment I discovered this, I knew that to live a good life in this world, I had to become like most ordinary people.
In order to prevent others from noticing my differences, I tried my best to imitate how a normal person should live.
But on a winter night, the gears of fate began to turn.
I was completely caught in a bottomless vortex.
CP Wu
Hojo Mei invites Natsuyuu to join his grand plan in the world of jutsu. Natsuyuu, no longer troubled by the smell of the jutsu ball but still suffering from summer heat, says he needs to think about it some more.
Hojo Mei chuckled, then turned and used her own technique to aggravate the negative effects of the cursed spirit orb.
Xia Youjie, who was already used to the tasteless cursed spirit orb, froze. "Ugh... I'm vomiting... I should vomit..."
Hojo Mei happily cast a spell on him, blocking his sense of taste.
After Hojo Mei's grand plan to unify the world of jutsu made great progress, his attempt to take the only person in the jutsu world with the Reversal Technique as his own was met with strong opposition from the vast majority of people.
Finally, at Hojo Mei's "suggestion," the world of jutsu abandoned martial arts and turned to medicine.
Reversal technique, get
Even after Hojo Mei unified the world of jutsu, there were still those who refused to give up and continued to resist.
Hojo Mei slammed her hand on the table, closed the door, and released Gojo Satoru.
During those days, blue lights flashed intermittently across Japan, and buildings collapsed from time to time.
At the beginning of the game, he crossed over to become Lin Zhengying's uncle, and Lin Feng felt a little desperate. After all, he was a mortal, and at this moment, the system awakened...