A generation respects the birth and becomes a primary school scum?
The true identity is the eldest son of China’s largest family who has lost out?
After the memory gradually awakened, it turned out to be… a perverted foodie? Fart King Xueba? The gynecological master? Eastern Satan? Move the concert hall, the battlefield stirs shit…
A different rebirth, a different city.
Easy to be funny, domineering and black, want you to look good!
When you travel to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh!, what deck should you play? You Yong said, don’t worry about the deck, just add three strong desires and three days of pressure to suppress the shock first. Nani? Jijiang's Blue Eyes White Dragon was torn apart by the president? You Yong said, let me avenge him... Well, well, he is not the president's opponent yet, and he cannot punish the president's domestic violence. Forget it, the game will go anyway. So You Yong, who chose to be a transparent person, picked up the Blue Eyes White Dragon card that was torn in half by Du Chang. Then, the next day, Jijiang, who had just been discharged from the hospital, was pleasantly surprised to see that the Blue Eyes White Dragon card that had been torn in half appeared intact in his hand. You Yong, on the other hand, looked at the other system-rewarded Blue Eyes White Dragon card in the card library.
[Strongest female lead from the start + cursed return + all-around appeal + bisexual appeal + universally adored] After unexpectedly losing her memory, Song Zhiyu accidentally enters a strange world. The Six-Eyed Child, the Cursed Spirit Manipulator, and the Two-Faced Sukuna all claim to know her, but she has absolutely no recollection of them! She saves the cult leader Xia Youjie and joins his and her adopted daughter's large family; she elopes with her family to a glass factory, then massacres the higher-ups out of sheer dissatisfaction. She treats a drake as a devoted pet and a brain flower as a versatile lover—who would have thought she was initially just looking for fun?
Female protagonist preferred, all official pairings broken up, some male character fans should proceed with caution!!!
!!! You MUST read the warning in Chapter 1!!!
The female protagonist suffers from amnesia at the beginning of the story, but some people in the world have memories related to her, the source of which is unknown.
[The comic version of the curse chapter has been heavily modified.]
[Dual male characters + ABO + ensemble of domineering CEOs + Truth-telling system + live streaming + hilarious + face-slapping + entertainment industry]
Chen Bei transmigrates into an ABO melodramatic CEO ensemble novel as a special assistant (cannon fodder).
He worked diligently and conscientiously, and finally became the top-ranked assistant among the 24 exemplary filial sons.
Unexpectedly, before he could retire successfully, he encountered a system bug and was forced to use a cheat code.
One second ago, Chen Bei's eyes lit up. Was there really such a good thing?
The next second, Chen Bei cursed, "What the hell is the Truth System?"
Thus, the once composed, reserved, humble, and polite top assistant underwent a sudden change in demeanor—
The domineering CEO said, "Assistant Chen, you mere omega, how dare you act so disrespectfully towards me? Believe me or not, I'll make sure your whole family pays the price."
Chen Bei: "You've really managed to pull off this act."
CEO: "Assistant Chen, get to my study in three minutes, or you'll regret it!"
Chen Bei: "Are you trying to die?"
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After being bound to the truth-telling system, Chen Bei participated in the reality show "Oh My God, So This Is What a Rich Young Master Is Like"—
Young Master A: "Assistant Chen, have you lost your mind? How dare you order me around?"
Young Master B: "Assistant Chen, I don't have the patience to play this kind of idiotic game with you!"
Young Master C: "Assistant Chen, there will be an online case roundtable meeting later. You'd better not disturb me."
Young Master D's lips curled into a smile, and he was about to speak.
"Stop laughing, shut up," Chen Bei said. "I just want to say one thing."
"Those pretending to be spies can get lost now."
Live broadcast room
Whose assistant is so arrogant that they actually won me over?!
A certain omega, with his camera zoomed in, posted, "Such a demanding omega is definitely mine."
Chen Bei: "Hey buddy, aren't you a bit slick?"
[This is a product of being slashed into stupidity, so please don't take it too seriously. It's more of a slice-of-life story with a lot of personal settings. Please forgive any out-of-character moments.]
Sakurai Nobuhaku, who accompanied her Japanese mother to her grandmother's funeral, received a farewell gift from an otome game called "Love and Curse" as she prepared to return to her home in China. She was unexpectedly transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and needed to romance five characters to return home.
Sakurai Nobuhaku, who had never played games, was unimpressed. In her view, it was just a text-based game with a fixed plot and multiple-choice format, essentially an open-book quiz.
Then, after successfully dying 95 times at the hands of her first target, she calmed down.
This is not a game at all!
Realizing this, Sakurai Nobuhaku began his extremely difficult and long journey home.
But who can tell her why all the men she's been pursuing are about to die, even though she feels they're all good companions and she can't just stand by and watch them perish?
Sakurai Noba completes the mission while rescuing his companions.
[Jujutsu Kaisen + Contains OOC + Apologies for Out of Character + Just for Fun]
This story initially focuses on the single route of Sukuna in Heian-kyo, and later shifts to a modern storyline, primarily emphasizing Sukuna's romantic relationships, while also touching on other themes.
Fusang Qingnai never expected that her perfectly good shop would run into trouble. She was just a half-baked charlatan. And a half-baked charlatan shouldn't have seen mountains in the Shibuya residential area, let alone fallen into the Heian period and been chopped into mincemeat.
Qingnai: Sauce? That smells delicious. So, can I still go back to opening my small shop?
"Of course you can go back," the white-haired teacher asked with a smile. "Oh, oh, what did Qingnai experience in Heian-kyo?"
Naphthalene: chopped into minced meat.
Everyone: ...But isn't she a god?
Qingnai innocently pointed to the mouth that had appeared on Huzhang's face: "Yes, it's been chopped into a god-flavored sauce."
Generating electricity for love.
"Congratulations, host. Because you've rejected the system's mission, you'll be randomly matched with a destined partner to assist you." Somewhere in the remote mountains and waters, a white tiger spirit, after cultivating for a thousand years, was chased by a rolling thunderbolt and forced to flee. Damn it, whether or not Tang Sanzang goes to the West to obtain the scriptures is none of my business! Guanyin: "Xuanzang, go and obtain the scriptures, and stop making trouble." "Okay, no problem, it's completely fine." Several days passed, and Tang Sanzang still hadn't made a move. Mu Cha: "Oh no, Avalokitesvara, Tang Sanzang has sprained his ankle and can't go on the road." Avalokitesvara: "Calm down, let Wukong and the others tie him up and take him on the road. I don't believe that monkey can't subdue him!" On the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, said with a look of despair: "Why hasn't the master come yet? Did he get lost?" In Gaojiazhuang, Zhu Bajie looked warily at the sturdy monk carrying a white horse. The monk smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I'm just a knight passing by." In the Quicksand River, Sha Wujing jumped out of the water with a ferocious look, but saw a muscular gray-robed monk throwing the white horse directly across the river. Frightened, he quickly dived back into the river. "We agreed to fetch the scriptures to the West and give them to the disciple. What's the point of fetching the scriptures without a disciple? I'm tired and I'm going on strike! Otherwise, Buddha, can you express the scriptures to me?" Tathagata: "..."
“It’s fast, it’s fast, I’ll be able to cultivate immortals right away!”
After successfully traversing, it is still the physical world. Desperate Lin Wen found an opportunity to be reincarnated and cultivated in the desperate situation.
In order to be perfectly reincarnated as an immortal, he was forced to accumulate good karma in the mortal world.
But his Dao heart has never been dusty. He walked straight with his sword and swept away evil spirits. He tore open the shackles and pushed them to the mountains.
No one understood him, but he never needed to.
“A fool.” Someone scorned.
“A saint.” Someone praised.
Lin Wen didn’t care, he stood on a towering high-rise building and looked at the world.
Poetry as proof:
My Dao has never been right or wrong, and everything in the world is ashes.
In a cup of turbid wine in the spring breeze, who knows the power of the universe and Taiji.
After sixteen years of studying opera, he stepped onto the stage to vanquish demons and gods.
He played Bao Gong, and the ghosts cried out for justice as Yama, the King of Hell, was beheaded by the dragon-headed guillotine.
I'll impersonate Zhong Kui, vanquish demons across the land, and capture evil spirits to enjoy with my wine.
The dancing Guan Yu, with his unwavering righteousness, sweeps away all injustice with his Green Dragon Crescent Blade.
Singing of the Great Sage, with his mighty cudgel rising, the jade sky is cleared of dust for ten thousand miles!
...
"A mere actor dares to pretend to be a god?"
Deep within the Yin Mountains, a ghost king uttered a mocking voice.
"An actor?"
Zhou Sheng suddenly opened his phoenix eyes, Guan Gong's robe billowed without wind, and his crescent blade trembled with a dragon's roar.
"Waaaaah!"
The painted-face singer's voice is like a thunderclap from a clear sky, accompanied by the rapid beat of gongs and drums. The Azure Dragon splits open the gates of hell and single-handedly goes to the meeting to capture the demon!
With all the demons vanquished, Zhou Sheng stood stroking his beard and began reciting lines in a theatrical style.
"The demonic aura has vanished, and the world is now clear and bright. You must remember:"
I am—the Marquis of Hanshou, the Great Emperor Xietian, the Holy Lord Guan!
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Traveling through the world of martial arts, starting with Yuxu Temple, the poison turned into a white phoenix! Kidnapping, poisoning, and extortion all in one go - how did this villain's actions suddenly cause panic in the entire martial arts world?