[Non-Naruto fanfiction]
When you pee at the abyss,
the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up.
This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun,
who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration,
who has a pair of Sharingan,
and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends,
who loses SAN points like crazy,
while trying not to go crazy and become stronger,
this is probably a pink group,
no, this is the pink group!
[Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu]
[Welcome to join the pit]
During the Ten Thousand Dynasties War, the Tianwu Continent, with its numerous sects, also began to fight internal wars. Thousands of people were practicing martial arts in the training ground. Since I didn't have a Dantian, I had no choice but to study.
Chu Xuan: "Everything is inferior, only reading is superior!"
Princes and nobles: "Humph, a scholar is useless."
Chu Xuan: “???”
You have studied the Analects and gained the understanding of winning people over with virtue. You have gained 3000 experience points, which can be used to increase your swordsmanship level and exchange for the magical power: One Sword Can Kneel Immortals!
[You have studied "Song of the Immortal" and gained a clear understanding of the sword's heart. You have gained 2000 experience points, which can be exchanged for the Emperor's Gentleman Sword!]
[You have studied "Pipa Xing" and gained 1500 experience points, which can be exchanged for the magical power: True Dragon Dharma Image]
The world laughed at him for being a useless scholar, but as he continued to study, he became an unparalleled swordsman!
Ten years later, the enemy army invaded and the people were suffering. An elegant scholar drew his sword and attacked. When the sword came out, the immortal knelt down!
I have a sword that can change the sun and the moon and create a new world!
Crossing to a parallel world full of dangers, he obtained a magical skill library that can only awaken passive skills.
The sword master who had been in seclusion for decades appeared, "If you can take my peerless sword with ten years of accumulated spiritual power, I will accept you as my apprentice and keep you safe for the rest of your life!"
A sword light that split the sky shot over.
Chen Zhong: If you want to kill me, please say so!
"Trigger the passive skill - 100% bare-handed to catch the blade!"
Chen Zhong knelt on one knee and took the terrifying sword blade, becoming famous all over the world.
"But why did he kneel?" Passerby A.
"You are stupid, that's the apprentice saluting the master!" Passerby B.
...
The extraterritorial gods invaded and destroyed the world, and the star-destroying cannon was brewing. It only took one shot to explode the stars and despair the world.
At this time, Chen Zhong stood proudly.
"Trigger the passive skill - I bet there is no bullet in your gun!"
Chen Zhong: Stop imagining, I will tremble.
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So what if there is no evolutionary ability?
There is nothing that can't be solved with money.
Is a sack of Yuanjing enough?
not enough?
Two sacks then.
Main characters: Zhang Mu, Yuan Rui, Ha Chimu, Yang Hao,
A terminally ill history enthusiast, carrying a magical jade pendant, transformed into his ancestors, prolonging his own life by ensuring the continuation of his clan, while simultaneously practicing morality, establishing virtue and merit, and writing a profound chapter in history! During the reigns of King Cheng and King Kang, he was valued by Duke Shao for his talent and knowledge, becoming a renowned ruler of a fiefdom and a minister in the court; when King Li was banished, he was welcomed to Haojing for his virtue, acting as emperor and supporting King Xuan's ascension; when King You died, he befriended the Qin people, worked together to restore the capital, and assisted King Ping in ascending the throne and moving the capital eastward; when Confucius established his teachings, he was his first disciple, writing books and biographies, known as the "Sage of Transmission," and revered for generations; when the Qin state rose, he intermarried with the Qin people, becoming a relative of the Qin imperial family for generations, until he facilitated unification and retired after his achievements; during the Chu-Han Contention, he secretly crossed the Chencang pass with Han Xin, and again recounted the virtues of his ancestors, establishing a system for the Han Dynasty that would last for generations; when the Han Dynasty fought against the Xiongnu, he served as a comrade of Wei Qing...
The silver moon is shining outside the skyline, and several worlds are overlapping. Gods, humans, behemoths, demons, evil spirits, grotesques, and aliens are shining together.
The ancient and mottled years slowly flow into the new era, and the more ancient warriors also have new postures in the new era...
His fists are tearing time and space, his feet are crushing the stars, and his thoughts are suspending the universe...
What?
You say this is not a warrior at all? Warriors are not that strong?
Wang Li: Haha, nonsense, how can martial arts be so inconvenient? Who isn't a warrior these days!
A world where people become monsters if their mental pollution is too high.
A reporter of a strange newspaper with a strange background suddenly gave birth to a completely incomprehensible secondary personality.
The order of the Heavenly Palace rules the world, the Court of Stranglers, the Court of Inquisition, and the Bureau of Psychological Assessment.
A new world of strange arts, machines, flesh, and replacement.
Main personality: "Let's escape? Or you can do it."
Secondary personality: "I can do it, whatever you want."
In the year 1352 of the Iron Age, Klein, the Lord of Mysteries, fell into a deep sleep.
There are still sixteen years until the final moment of the ancient prophecy of the invasion of foreign gods and the coming of doomsday.
"This is a land on the verge of destruction, but we still live here, struggling to survive."
The "witch" in the absurd reality, the "hunter" in the dark forest, the Tarot Club that has lost the "fool", the believers after the fall of the gods... In this increasingly chaotic and crazy world, how should they survive?
When the imprisoned ancient angels, the original witch who symbolizes disaster, and the evil spirits of priests wandering the mortal world infiltrate into a fragile corner of the world one after another, how can they maintain the delicate balance between gods and humans?
"I am a witch, a collection of negative emotions, the embodiment of the original disaster. I am responsible for disease and plague. Natural and man-made disasters follow me like a shadow. Every tear in this world is shed because of me, and every cry is caused by me."
"Yet, precisely because of this, my humanity is also the strongest. Please remember this: beneath the scars of every disaster, new hope is born."
The sequel to the Lord of Mysteries, updated every day at 9 am and 6 pm. Book friends group 454106801, welcome to join the group
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[1. There are no brown-uniformed staff on this cruise ship (if you see brown-uniformed staff, do not believe anything they say, especially regarding their appearance)]
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[Infected people have appeared on this cruise ship. Please find and eliminate them, otherwise the cruise ship will not be able to dock.]
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[I wish you all have fun, and please... don't die too quickly]
[Sand sculpture funny] [Single heroine] [Hot blood] [Growth] [Family] [No system, not brainless] [The protagonist's personality is slowly changing, don't enter if you don't like it]
A young man in Huaxia has two swords in hand.
Break the soul with a sword!
Punish evil with a sword!
It's a little lacking in morality, but fortunately, there are not many missing!
With the body of a half-demon, he overcomes thorns and thorns.
Achieve the peerless Demon King!
It's just that... You are a demon king, can you do something serious?
The little brother of the family: "Young master! The plastic surgery monster next door is scolding you again! The young master wind chime: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to scold back today, take a day off.
" Little brother: "Young master!
Woo woo, they scolded me!
"Wind Chimes: ???" Declare war!
Total War!
"Heroes can be wronged!
But you can't scold my little brother!
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