There’s SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there’s Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East.
When a soldier that originally failed to be selected to join, appeared on the Dragon Division’s list again, no one noticed, that this inconspicuous and humble looking guy was actually the Dragon King of the division, the one that’s most difficult to deal with.
He was a man, whose appearance gave every one existential crisis, including a fly that was consecutively caught by him with a pair of chopsticks.
Of course, this story is hilarious as well.
[Shen Yao laughed. “You think I would help you? For what reason?”
Xu Cheng sighed. “Shen Yao, to be honest, you are really pretty.”
“Humph.” Shen Yao snorted coldly, “Can you elaborate on that for me?”
“I don’t know how to get into details, but I can only say that when I accidentally tore your skirt today, I got a boner.” ]
A collection of short stories featuring non-humans!
(Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.)
① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature.
② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained.
The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises.
The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away.
③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world.
The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.”
④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries.
After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He …
[…Uh, why don’t you run away?]
Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?”
⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter
⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed
One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars.
Intention: Love transcends everything.
As soon as Gao Yan came back from vacation in his hometown, he found that there was an eight-handed wooden evil Guanyin in his suitcase that could not be thrown away.
The moment he stepped out of the temple, Gao Yan fell into the Guan Luo Yin scene. A prompting in his ears spoke:
Welcome to the game of the gods~
First, please be sure to obey the words of the gods.
Second, the latest red hot post on the top read: Shock! The whereabouts of Chu Suibi, the only person in the world who passed the main god-level difficulty, is unknown. According to insiders, Chu Suibi is chasing his wife. Yes, you have read that right, that old dog forced Chu Suibi to have a wife!
Gao Yan, who has never involved himself with worldly matters, meets Chu Suibi, someone who is too keen to break the rules.
Gao Yan: I am a good person.
Chu Suibi: Me too.
God: Bullshit!!!
[National destiny, mindless wish-fulfillment novel, beloved characters, ensemble cast, no saintly figures, purely fictional, Tang Yue's second senior sister]
Tang Chu was originally a promising young man on Earth, but he caught up with the wave of time travel and became a cultivator in another world.
She endured countless near-death experiences and tribulations, finally rising to become a powerful and influential emperor.
Then, with the help of his junior sister, he spent a huge amount of money to break through the world barrier and build a spacetime tunnel.
I wanted to go back to Earth and reunite with my family.
As a result, something went wrong during the return journey, and the timeline was pushed back two thousand years.
Moreover, her body shrank, and she became the size of a five-and-a-half-year-old.
Two thousand years later, the environment of Earth has deteriorated, and there is no spiritual energy left. She also lost all her magical artifacts during her time travel.
Upon landing, they encountered a major crisis on Earth—a battleground for national survival.
Most importantly, she was actually chosen.
Countless countries began to predict her downfall, little did they know that she would lead China to become the undisputed No. 1 on the planet Earth.
[This is not intended to be linked to current international relations; please do not draw parallels, as it is set two thousand years in the future.]
When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
[I will be joining V on June 18th, I hope everyone can continue to support me! ] Seeing that the world was on the verge of breaking, the world consciousness that was unwilling to dissipate cooperated with Dazai who held the book. They summoned souls from higher dimensions, and as long as they collected the energy that overflowed during their activities, they could use it to repair the world. In the higher dimensions, a holographic game called "Dazai's Cross-Time and Space Help" was born. A miracle among billions of worlds, Mr. Dazai is holding a book and planning a brilliant plan to usurp the throne. Now the future leader is seriously short of people, and needs several enthusiastic people to rush to Yokohama and Dazai.
(Important note: The plot contains horror elements, so minors and the faint of heart should not read. [20,000 average subscription fantasy masterpiece])
You flipped through "Unsolved Mysteries of the World" and found nothing.
You didn't give up, so you found a bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pills at home and successfully strengthened eight kidneys with Liuwei Dihuang Pills.
You are walking on the road, pick up a stone, and turn it into gold.
You continue walking on the road and meet an old charlatan who is selling fake martial arts secrets. You get three fake secrets for nothing. You strengthen the "Golden Bell Cover" and get the real secrets that can be used for cultivation.
You are in deep thought.
You have been meditating for 5 minutes.
This is an era of spiritual revival, and the world is no longer peaceful...
You begin to collect the 72 Shaolin secret techniques.
Jin, Gu, Huang and other martial arts secrets.
You realize that cultivation requires consuming your own Qi and blood to increase your power. You fall into deep thought again, then quickly run to the pharmacy downstairs. Under the sneering gaze of the pharmacy owner's underage daughter, you grab the donkey hide gelatin and motherwort and run off.
Ps: The first chapter is a prologue and a wedge, which will not affect subsequent reading.
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A good-for-nothing son-in-law returns from the Journey to the West to be deified, only to be unexpectedly drawn into a game of rule of ghost stories. Under the ghost stories, each nation selects a chosen one, live-streamed worldwide. Relying on the chosen one to complete ghost story tasks and secure national fortune. While other nations' contestants diligently adhere to the rules and gather clues, Tang Sanzang seizes rule rewards, climbs the rule rankings, and deciphers the secret realms of the rules... blasting through dungeons, breaking no taboos, and sweeping through them all!
There is no ghost that I can’t handle, and no girl that I can’t pick up. Do you want to ask me why I am so awesome?
Fuck, because my boss is the King of Hell...
"Imagine we live in a world where people face a white wall their entire lives..."
"But only a few geniuses can glimpse the vast world outside the wall and enjoy colors that mediocre people can't even imagine in their lifetimes?"
"Ah yes, that's what I'm saying, they're all dead or crazy."