In the seventh year of Reiwa, sixteen years after his reincarnation, Mizutani Makoto finally gets his golden finger. "I can't help but smile when I think about using my extensive and sophisticated GAL experience to woo all the girls in school after school starts." Come on, I'm ready for a promotion and a raise, becoming General Manager, CEO, marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reaching the pinnacle of life! [Newbie Mission: First Heart-Stirring Encounter!] "...?" Wait a minute! What does it mean to go to a school at midnight and "have your first heart-stirring encounter" there? You call that a love game? ... Question: Who is the master of anime-themed youth romance? "Makoto Shinkai has a unique style, his works transcend genres, and he perfectly interprets the fateful aesthetic of time and space dislocation. He is undoubtedly the best master of youth romance!" "Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day, Unending First Love, embodies the youth and touching moments of a generation. Nagai Ryusetsu truly deserves the title!" "Naoko Yamada's delicate emotions, poetic everyday moments, and subtle yet profound emotional expression definitely deserve the title of master of romance." "Mr. Hayao Miyazaki's works are pure and innocent, and Ghibli-style pure love is not a bad idea." "Oh my god, why is it Hidetaka Miyazaki?"

Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.

"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"

"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"

"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"

"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"

Immortality begins with inheriting the Heavenly Dao Temple! One person, one temple, daily worship of the Three Pure Ones, chanting scriptures and reciting Taoist mantras, practicing meditation and sitting in stillness, nourishing the spirit and refining the vital energy, seeking immortality far from the mortal world. On the path of cultivation, one can enlighten a spirit fox, unleash thunder from the palm, and transform into a being with supernatural powers like a ghost or god; a single talisman can transform one into an immortal. The path to immortality involves cultivating a wisp of primordial Qi internally and practicing the Longevity Nourishing Technique externally. In this degenerate age, a spark of Daoist heart resides within, defying the world to cultivate the path to immortality. The Tibetan Plateau, the Kunlun Mountains, the Lishan Underground Palace. The magical 30 degrees North latitude, the enigmatic Bermuda Triangle, the endlessly mysterious moon, the ancient legend of the firefly star. Moving mountains and filling seas, gods and Buddhas of the heavens, demons of the chaotic world, the realm of earthly immortals…

Li Hu, while saving someone, was transported into the Reincarnation Paradise by an electric scooter, thus beginning his legendary career as a hunter. After awakening his talent, Li Hu embarked on the path of numerical calculation. Enemy Contractor: Don't come any closer! Li Hu: We're all trying our best to live. Talk to my numbers. I thought it was a speed bump. What? I've been trying so hard, how are you still alive? Numbers are the truth!

Neon is hazy in the steam, and the shadow of the company lurks in it.

People are driven like zombies and are ignorant, but after I wake up, I will definitely turn around and take charge again.

No matter you face guns or swords, technology or spells, no matter whether your opponent is a living person or a ghost, in this world or on the other side...live towards death and gather darkness into light.

I used a punk song to cover them with a handful of soil.

Across the vast universe, I am the Supreme, indestructible and avenging the divine punishment of the Thunder Emperor. Through countless reincarnations, my heart remains unchanged. For my fellow disciples and my beloved, I am willing to fight the enemy of heaven and earth, losing my body and soul, yet my true spirit remains immortal, slaying gods and destroying immortals. Each life is a reincarnation, each life is a battle against heaven. Watch how Long Tianhao rises to the pinnacle and becomes the supreme Thunder Emperor.

[Japanese fantasy + sword and sorcery + light novel + grand epic]

Xia He was unlucky enough to be directly transported to another world by a stroke of luck.

This is a world brimming with Western fantasy elements: kemonomimi (animal-eared girls), vampires, goblins, gnomes, dragons...

Xia He was very lucky to receive the help of a hero in her desperate situation. As long as she maintains the qualities of a hero, she will receive unparalleled buffs.

[Courage: Possessing courage, you who act for the right goal despite knowing danger and feeling fear, will gain unparalleled resilience.]

[Unwavering Justice & Goodness: Possessing unwavering justice, you cannot tolerate any evil. Your actions to punish the wicked, promote the good, and protect the weak will grant you unparalleled focus.]

[The Willpower & Perseverance of the Forge: Possessing a powerful will, you will be indomitable, able to rise again no matter how many times you are knocked down, and you will gain unparalleled resilience.]

[Humble and Modest: Possessing absolute humility, you will maintain a learner's mindset in the face of any praise, thus gaining unparalleled learning ability.]

Honor and Integrity: ...

Sincere Compassion: ...

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It is now the year 147 of the Cretaceous calendar, and a perfect hero has appeared in our world.

A terminally ill history enthusiast, carrying a magical jade pendant, transformed into his ancestors, prolonging his own life by ensuring the continuation of his clan, while simultaneously practicing morality, establishing virtue and merit, and writing a profound chapter in history! During the reigns of King Cheng and King Kang, he was valued by Duke Shao for his talent and knowledge, becoming a renowned ruler of a fiefdom and a minister in the court; when King Li was banished, he was welcomed to Haojing for his virtue, acting as emperor and supporting King Xuan's ascension; when King You died, he befriended the Qin people, worked together to restore the capital, and assisted King Ping in ascending the throne and moving the capital eastward; when Confucius established his teachings, he was his first disciple, writing books and biographies, known as the "Sage of Transmission," and revered for generations; when the Qin state rose, he intermarried with the Qin people, becoming a relative of the Qin imperial family for generations, until he facilitated unification and retired after his achievements; during the Chu-Han Contention, he secretly crossed the Chencang pass with Han Xin, and again recounted the virtues of his ancestors, establishing a system for the Han Dynasty that would last for generations; when the Han Dynasty fought against the Xiongnu, he served as a comrade of Wei Qing...

There are only a few people in the world who seek immortality for a long time.

Young people do not seek to step through the rivers and lakes, martial arts, and immortal disputes, step by step to achieve their own legend.

When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)