Journalism student Yi Jingchen is hooked up to a wicked system, forcing him to debut as the center of a talent show. Yi Jingchen: "Can you help me debut as the center?" The system: "No, I'm just a melon-eating system that lets you get all the latest entertainment news anytime, anywhere!" Yi Jingchen, who's both a lousy singer and dancer, asks: How can I debut as the center of a melon-eating system? When Yi Jingchen eats melons, the whole world can hear his thoughts.

[Rebirth and Revenge + Slapping Faces and Abusing Scum + Multiple Men's Cremation + Redemption and Raising Children] In her previous life, Xie Qingran was rejected five times, becoming a notorious spinster in the capital, forced to marry a widower who had caused the deaths of three wives. However, she was then framed by her adopted sister and tortured to death by beggars. When she opened her eyes again, she returned to the day the Xie family took her in and forced her to choose a husband. The five powerful and wealthy men who had bullied and humiliated her in her previous life were now waiting for her to choose them, looking all respectable. Her father was hypocritical, her mother biased, her brother ruthless, and her adopted sister a scheming woman. Xie Qingran smiled coldly: "I don't want any of these five scumbag husbands!" With a flick of her slender finger, she resolutely chose the Duke of Zhenguo's mansion, where all the loyal and virtuous men had perished, the heir was crippled and disfigured, and a widow and her children were left behind! The whole capital laughed at her for being crazy, jumping into a fire pit to live a life of widowhood. However, the "useless" heir held immense power in the court. A room full of crying babies, each with the potential to become a general or minister, all blindly following her lead. What?! A scumbag begging for reconciliation? A foster sister crying and accusing her of stealing her husband? Before Xie Qingran could even speak, her disabled husband behind her coldly raised his eyes: "Madam, it seems I haven't killed enough." Her uncles, aunts, and a group of nephews rolled up their sleeves: "Sister-in-law/Auntie, don't be afraid, we'll back you up!"

When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

Yinchai is the ghost of the deceased, traveling between the world of the living and the underworld. Wang An, a descendant of a prominent Yin-Yang family with a unique physique, was tricked into becoming a Yinchai. It should have been a comfortable job, sending ghosts back to the underworld every day. However, one evil ghost after another... (That would have been fine, but some humans, in their human form, have evil intentions, exacerbating the ghosts' resentment.) He had no choice but to...

“Although I am a betrayal of the witch, I am still a wizard. I only betrayed the ancestor of the wizard, not the truth.”

PS: Originality is unlimited. No heroine. Reasonable party. Do not abuse the master. Daily to.

Zhang Tianyi traveled to a parallel world, where the Soviet Union and the Nazis still exist. Zhang Tianyi represented China in the National Adventure. The main thing is that he is still a monitor, and he is also the most special monitor, mainly because he has a speaker that can speak. It also includes works from the same people, such as the clock man, the electric drill man, the fan man, etc. Large units and Titan units will appear in the subsequent parts to deal with the enemy. When the other countries are still worrying about how to eliminate monsters, Zhang Tianyi led the alliance members to bravely enter the forbidden area. When the Titan Monitor 1.0 appeared, it instantly shocked all countries...

"The Detective" is a mystery-solving game loved by people all over the world, even demons and monsters. One day, a reporter interviewed the top-ranked player—Reporter: Savior of 7 billion humans, hunter of evil gods, father of demons, abolitionist of hellish tortures, ruler and guardian of the eighteen levels of hell… What's the biggest lie you've ever told? Duan Yu: I have read and agree to the user agreement. ————————Book club: 740542070 Welcome to join and read the author's hilarious daily life.

P.S.: This article begins with the pre-civilization period and has currently covered the current civilization.

Note that this story has no romantic pairing, features a female protagonist, and has two female leads.

It's a slow-burn story, mostly consisting of daily life and narrative, with relatively few battle scenes.

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The dark sky hung low.

"Followed by bright stars..."

"Do you remember? This is the song you sang to me when we first met."

"Back then, I was weak, helpless, and filled with fear of everything around me."

"You took my hand and led me out of the darkness step by step."

“From that time on, a shadow was left in my heart, a pink shadow.”

"And the owner of that shadow is you, Alicia."

“When I was little, I was afraid of the dark, and you would hold me in your arms at night and sing me lullabies.”

“When I was little, I was afraid of pain, so you would wrap soft sponges around the places in the house that were prone to bumps and bruises.”

“I was afraid of being abandoned, and you patiently kept saying, ‘Xiaoling, you are my darling.’”

Even today, I still remember every little detail of our lives, and I still remember those joyful times.

“I like to say to you when I come home, ‘Alice, I’m home.’ And you’ll reply, ‘Ling, welcome home.’”

"How I wish I could say those words to you one more time."

"It's such a shame, Alicia, that I can no longer say welcome home to you."

"If I could, I'd like to hear it one more time, just one more time, to hear you call my name, call me..."

"Xiao Ling."

"...Finally, I want to say..."

Alicia, welcome home.

Synopsis:

18-year-old Yun Ran was the tragic white moonlight (unattainable first love) of a paranoid bigshot in a novel. To survive, she took on a mission to "redeem" the male lead and then fake her death.

But after successfully faking her death, the system suddenly informed her: she redeemed the wrong person.

Now, she has abruptly become 26 years old, with a new body and a new identity. Sitting across from her is a gloomy, aloof man consulting for psychological issues.

The man lounged carelessly on the sofa—handsome, calm in expression, but with eyes full of scrutiny, fixed straight on her.

Unlucky soul Yun Ran wiped cold sweat from her temple: “…”

That was Jiang Yue, her childhood friend—and the real target she was meant to redeem.

Yun Ran: This is absurd :)

What’s even more absurd is that the unscrupulous system started acting up again, forcing Yun Ran to shuttle back and forth between ages 18 and 26.

One second, she’s trapped in the arms of the adult, brooding version of Jiang Yue, unable to move. His eyes are deep and unreadable as he gently rubs her fingertips, his voice like a ghost’s whisper:

“Yun Ran, you lied to me again.”

The next second, Yun Ran is standing outside a high school. The teenage Jiang Yue strides toward her through the curtain of rain, awkwardly tilting his umbrella toward her as the tips of his ears turn red:

“What are you staring at? Let’s go home.”

System: “Host, thrilling enough for you?”

Yun Ran: “…”

Thanks, even a rollercoaster isn’t this thrilling.

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In Jiang Yue’s bleak and lonely youth, Yun Ran was the only sliver of light that pierced his endless night.

But her gaze never fell on him. She disappeared like the wind at age eighteen, leaving only regret.

Eight years later, Jiang Yue had become a rising star in the business world, numbing himself with endless work and plagued by insomnia—until his assistant handed him a profile of a new psychological consultant.

The girl in the photo was smiling sweetly. It was her.

His grip tightened on the file. The idea of someone coming back from the dead was far too bizarre.

But whether she was human or ghost didn’t matter. If it really was her, then this time, he would cling to this light and never let go—even in death.

From now on, her gaze would belong to him alone.

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Not long after, some employees accidentally witnessed a horrifying scene after work:

Their cold-faced, world-weary boss briskly walked up to a car. The window rolled down, revealing a lively, pretty girl who said something to him.

Soon, the boss got into the passenger seat and left with her.

In just five minutes, the employees were utterly shaken.

“???”

Was that man—the one practically wagging his tail with joy—really their gloomy, foul-tempered boss?

They must be going insane! Sob!

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Reading Notes:

Typos and small details may be revised occasionally but won’t affect the plot.

Dual POV (both male and female leads).

Some career backgrounds are fictional.

Mutual first loves; both are devoted to each other.

Flashbacks to school years are frequent.

The female lead’s return to the past alters the male lead’s memories.

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Tags:

Devoted love, time travel, childhood friends, sweet romance, transmigration, secret crush

Main Characters: Yun Ran & Jiang Yue

One-Sentence Summary:

Her childhood sweetheart blackened, but he’s a hopeless romantic.

Theme:

Mutual love, running toward each other.

【Football】+【Manchester United】

Li Ming, a Manchester United youth player with average talent, was unexpectedly transferred to the first team. He was thought to be a marginal player just to make up the numbers, but he awakened on the eve of his debut [God's Perspective]!

Unexpectedly, the system has been loaded and I get the [God's Perspective] at the beginning!

The bird's-eye view, like that of a football game, allows him to gain insight into all opportunities on the field!

From then on, passing the ball was as precise as a scalpel and the deployment was as smooth as placing pieces on a chessboard.

"What? Manchester United is still sinking?"

"What? The Chinese national football team failed again in its bid for the World Cup?"

Sorry, everything will change from the moment I step onto the Old Trafford turf!

In this life, I want to make the Red Devils return to the top of Europe! I want to make the Chinese dragon roar in the World Cup!

Just have fun! Just explode!